Calling executables "binaries"

>being an elitist

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>calling your third partition "Second Partition"

This always got me.

>calling binaries hexecutables

U fucking wot?

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this

calm your apples, it's still better than "apps"

>calling apps "applications"

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Linux is a kernel.
GNU/Linux is an OS.

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>implying the kernel isn't the OS

Fucking this. I go out of my way to say "S-Q-L" to make sure dipshits are still following and there is no ambiguity in what I mean.
>But sequel is the accepted short hand na-
Shut the fuck up, S. Q. L.
t. Dipshit how got lost because people called it Sequel instead of SQL.

>making inane threads to post your new favorite reaction image

Microsoft SQL Server is actually officially pronounced "sequel server", and the original name for SQL was supposed to be SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), but it got cropped back to SQL over some trademark bullshit or something.
So I give people leeway around how they like to pronounce it. Personally I call SQL Server "sequel server", but queries are always S-Q-L queries, and of course postgresql and mysql are pronounced with S-Q-L as well. Some call them sequel queries though, and I don't blame them for it.

Why does it matter? It's not some dumb ass shit like ATM machine.

> calling /etc "etsy"
> calling xPtr "xPutter"

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>calling chicks broads

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>calling pointers, references

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kek

>calling GUI "gooey"

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>calling quemu 'kwem-you'

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Koo am oo

why does he have to turn away if he's wearing a blindfold

>calling shit poop

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>calling poos shitters

fat magic.

>calling C# C Sharp

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>calling sudo “pseudo”

Calm down Rajesh

the fuck am i supposed to call it then

He's trolling, It's "C Sharp"

C Hashtag

C Pound

C++++

what do you call it then?

>calling programs "apps"

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Gee (You) Eye

Overhead. Resource Hog. RAMHOG. WIMPy.

ima pound yo gay ass

>calling Linux a desktop OS

>download something from opencucks
>gives me .tar instead
>instruction: compile it urself lol
Why are opencucks such insufferable asshole?

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based crazy horse user

C hashtag

suffering from this right now, shocked that i have to compile muh gaymes

>not accepting implied commas as ubiquitous shorthand for informal applications

they enjoy pointless cli fuckery and assume everyone else does as well

sauce on this image?

also had to install wine stable and development to run a windows game

As an acronym, pronouncing SQL as "sequel" actually works though and given the context, people will understand what you're referring to. Only initialisms that don't result in an easily pronounced word are called by their letters.

Autism. Do you also say "En, Ayy, Ess, Ayy" instead of saying NASA, or "En, Ayy, Tee, Oh" instead of NATO?
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Trash

It's all subjective bullshit anyway. Same with the .gif argument. Being pedantic on things like this is not even worth arguing about. Just vent and shut up, no one is actively hurt or going to change.

> calling nginx "n g inks"

> using electricity

you know why black people are paid less, right? because they're not ql

>not calling nginx niggin x

GNU/Linux is not an OS.

P-people don't actually pronounce Ptr, right user?

nice bait mate

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>Do you also say "En, Ayy, Ess, Ayy" instead of saying NASA, or "En, Ayy, Tee, Oh" instead of NATO?
Those examples all have vowels and therefore you can pronounce it like you would with any other English word. "SQL" has no vowels in it, and no, you can't just make them up.

>spelling out each letter of SCSI
I shiggy diggy.

>calling APIs appies

#JustAmericanThings.

>hexdump an executable
>It's fucking binary

Fucking mong

calling an executable binary "elf file"

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>calling digity figity slotty potty RAM

ITS ONLY TWO PLUSSES YOU DUMBFUCK NIGGER RETARD PLEASE KILL YOURSELF WITH ONIONS NOW YOU FUCKING SHITNIGGER

Not all binaries are executable.

Yes you can. There exist entire languages with no written vowels and you make them up.

Not all executables are binary either, ayy.

>calling ASCII “/ˈeJ/ /ɛs/ /siː/ /aJ/ /aJ/“

>remembering what SCSI is

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C octothorpe

i pronounce it "skiul"

>pronouncing SCSI as ess sea ess eye instead of skazi

>you can't just make [vowels] up
Sure you can. We do it all the time for some acronyms. People don't say "Jay, Pee, Eee, Gee," we say "Jay-peg" assuming there's an A present. And we don't say "Pee, Enn, Gee," we say "Ping" assuming there's an I present.

iSCSI is widely used...

This is why we call it Linux instead of "Android".

I thought it was joepheg

>>pronouncing SCSI as skazi instead of skuzzy
>And we don't say "Pee, Enn, Gee," we say "Ping" assuming there's an I present
Wait, what? Is this real life? I've literally never heard anyone call PNG ""ping"".

I pronounce skazi as skuzzy
you just can't into phonetic

Are you one of those Americans with a whiny, nasally accent?
>inb4 that's all Americans

eastern european my dude

>calling volumes "partitions"

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Fine. From now on I'll pronounce it "squirrel" since "sequel" is apparently frowned upon.

The implementers intended "sexy" but most pronounce it "scuzzy".

that's a nice TIL you got there

>using services that track you

Kek

>calling software "programs"

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Calling Michael Jackson black.

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