/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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mitu onahole where?

If I order Note 5 today, will they announce Note 7 tomorrow?

no they'll wait until your order has shipped and you can't cancel it anymore

Any good n cheap ebook readers out there ?

Yes, and then as you cancel your Note 5 order and order a Note 7 they'll release the Note 8 just for shits and giggles.

What refurb ipad should i get? I want it for my phantom 3, so gps would be great. I'm using my android phone, but some app is not working properly

anyone here bought AKG ripoffs from ali?
which seller could you recommend?

But note 8 came in 2016

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S68281600

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What are some good IEM for ~15€ that will fit comfortably when I wear a coif over my ears?

should i run

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My Pocomeme is here! Looking forward to upgrading from my three year old LG Spirit. Pardon the shit photography.

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>notch

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I need a good digital watch that doesn't look like some casio military shit. Something simplistic. Any recommendations?

Is there even a reason to go for pocomeme instead of redmeme note 5?

Are coupon rains for 11.11 starting soon?

Read the 11.11 sale page; coupon rains start November 4rd.

Any suggestions for a decent dash cam under 100 CAD? Learned the hard way that I should really have one.

Xiaomi, or check some russian review for cheeper stuf.

YI Ultra or 1080p60 model depending of sale discounts on 11.11.
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Remember get "High Endurance"-memory card for it.

You'll receive cianine from the chinks. They have your address.
Beware.

what a comfy experience lads
how are you all holding up?

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>TRN V20
>Boarseman CX98
>Rock Zircon

Which one is the best and should I buy? Which is the most comfortable in your opinion?
Can I find anything better for that price range?

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Help!! How do I get Ali coupons? This shit is so confusing but I want to save my precious neetbux
Thanks in advance.

Mommy I'm scared

the boarseman suppose to be really clear and neutral. the zircon suppose to be really bassy but not as clear and i don't really know about the v20 but i think you should shill out more for the v80

is there a good 20000mah power bank that wont blow up ?. or should i just buy the xiaomi 10000mah one ?

Why not the 20000mah Xioameme? I have it. Works fine

>Buy generic item Nr. 234
>See shipping message from seller with tracking number
>Go to 17track.net
>Get distracted
>For some reason end up on the seller message again
>Paste tracking number and hit send
>Waitwtfdidijustdo.jpg
>He actually responds and doesn't just ignore me
An hour later and I'm still cringing at me.

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I keep getting system is busy errors when trying to buy off aliexpress

Should I get the TRN BT10 or the TRN BT3? Or even the KZ Bluetooth cable?

Can anyone explain to me if the discounts with the preorder crap were higher before a certain date or something?
I'm not really understanding what's the point of it besides chinking customers.

>chinking customers.
There are no other points.

aliprice.com/

Talk me out of getting the thiccest size available
aliexpress.com/item/Home-decoration-appleseed-anime-fighting-manga-cyberpunk-mecha-war-Silk-Fabric-Poster-Print-QX062/32800446723.html

There's a portrait orientation poster with a better print but it only goes up to 20x30 inches

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Battery storage box and 90 degree USB adapter for some device that I can't even remember anymore arrived.

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I got a 24 x 55in one. Have nothing to mount it into at that size

KZ ZSN

Boarseman KR25D is also good as well.

Also can someone with IEM collection sickness buy the new(old) Xiaomi Mi In-ear Pro 2's already? I have seen some good reviews about them.

Hows your DIY game? I was thinking of attaching at least a baseboard

Rock Zircons are absolute ass. Don't buy them. I like KZ ED9's. Cable is sturdy, they stick to your ears real nice and are super cheap.

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Love my vinsic shit. The 30k does DC out for laptop love.

yea im planning on diying a frame for it later

audiopleb detected

Can you get these as temporary tattoos from aliexpress? Asking for friend

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Enjoy your cancer

someone can recommend a flashlight for a bike?
i have pic related but i dont have a way to put it in the bike. i have no idea if that flashlight is enough for riding in the night or if is water resistant, etc.

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Samsung Evo 860 500Gb for $74? Yes, please.

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Nothing spectacular, in fact I can get a slightly used on for even less.

Have any of you guys build your own mechanical keyboard in the ISO layout (big enter button and 28 keys middle row?

I ask because I have been looking at building my own (60% one because the it seams like the cheap ones for first timers)

My biggest question is what PCB I can use if I want to do this. Would like one with programmable RGB because if I want to sell it latter some fucking 11 year old will properly pay for the "Mu gaymer" RGB. I personally just need it to be a single colour but the option is nice to have.

Need the ISO layout because I'm danish and I want the ÆOÅ and the big enter button.

anyone got the link for the site that crawls ali reviews for nudes

Not here thought. Starts from $100.

>wanting 3dpd garbage
the absolute madman

Maybe something like this?
aliexpress.com/item//32865303974.html

does this count as chinkshit?

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only if you get chinked

Wait until you get a pair of wedding flower bouquets instead —that would be chinkshit.

>forced sign-in
into the trash

for the app? cant you just search the item page for a history of pricing without logging into anything?

no, the site. you can't view the item page on the store without singing in.

ahh, ok. im obviously logged in and too lazy to log out to check.

dont know anything off the top of my head. the site gives highest/lowest price of item from last year or whatever. but i guess need to log in.

Muh gaymes, so only if you're a manchild, and then you also have to be willing to walk around with a pajeetphone in public.

I just use the plugin without signing up to their service.

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the perfect phone

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>wasted screen space

I don't get what the big deal is about "iems"?

Being the only good type of earphones is not enough for you?

I have this one, it's pretty good desu.

[Citation needed]

Gonna get a Xiaomi vacuum for my parents. Anything I should watch out for?

Dust perhaps.

Did I drop some change? I thought I heard a fucking chink

Thank you, user-Sama.

Ive burnt through two or three Zircons. They die very easily but their sound was okay. I now use the CX98 which is more durable and has more clarity in sound but ist bright as fuck and youll need to EQ the highs down.

uwu

My phone was just returned to shipper, didnt even leave HK
Paid for DHL, 21 days until I get a refund
What are the chances it reaches me before then? Canada Post just went on strike too

>canada post went on strike
for what purpose?

got pic related, pzem-006 mains voltage/amp/watt meter (listing gone, the fuck is up lately, almost every listing i bought from is gone. playing a dangerous game am i)
first of all it was not advertised as a peacefair pzem-006, but as a unnamed no model "100a watt meter", searching for pzem-006 shows listing with a much higher price, paid less than $9 for it
it works alright, there is some minor discrepancy on low loads (less than 0.3a, a couple of watts out) but its alright once you start hitting the 1a and higher range
the insides are surprisingly not crusty at all, proper x2 capacitor, power resistor raised from the pcb for improved air flow and even the crystal can is soldered to the board
unfortunately im not seeing any serial points where i could easily extract the data like other models (refresh rate seems to be about 0.5hz before load is detected and 1hz after a load is detected). display is big and very readable (backlight can be turned off using the ok button). has a timer and accumulated power that can be reset with a long press
overall very nice for the price. fuck you, killawatt jew!

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Money probably? It was just before weed was legalized too

>Canada Post just went on strike
Isn't it just some bullshit like 1 day on, 1 day off?

open-circuit the current transformer

any cheap wireless charger that don't have the housefire feature?

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>KZ ZSA
Are these good budget IEMs? How is the build quality?

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is there a memed tablet atm?

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pricearchive.org

The Sugma 450's are pretty good

>Sugma 450
Can't find them.

Sugma dick lmao

?

take the wires from the current transformer and detach them from anything else while there's an AC current flowing thorugh a wire that the current transformer is around

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DHL express only takes a few days to a week, ask them to resend it

mi pad 4 / mi pad 4 plus

>every untracked package goes "missing" after entering my country
>of course, it's cheap stuff not worth payin the tracking number for
>get refunded every time
>order 2 * Mi Band 3, of fucking course with tracking #
>package arrives at local post office
then no movements ever
>go to post office "hey, mailman can't remember if package was delivered, unfortunately he can't ind either package or the signed form of the one who received the package tehee pls come saturday and reach an agreement face to face"
fuck that
>make a reclamation on post office web reclamation system
>followed by email and phone call
>matter being investigated
>most likely, as with proper followed complains, going to get compensated by post office
>currently on a dispute appeal with Ali (dear, package is at local post office pls check), live chat peeps believe i will be refunded
>keep buying chinkshit
>packages no longer go missing, but I get tracking numbers just in case
fucking thieves

Anyways, PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES(GENTLEMEN) AND GENTLEMEN.
Excuse the absolutely shitty pics, G4+ on Pajeet ROM with crappy camera app.

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lol got 'em

it's normal for them to take a few weeks after they enter your country

When do shipping prices increase?

never?