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FUCKING APPLEL, SO SAFE, IT JUST WERKS

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It's really not apple's fault that chinks all rook same

Facial recognition is good as a username, not a password.

Didnt they brag about how such a thing is impossible because they map your face with 6 gorillion points?

Stop defending this bullshit applet

THEY ALL ROOK SAME

They literally said unless you have a twin on stage. Nice posting year old meme articles LOL. Is pajeet HQ really lacking in content that much? Android phones don't even have face scanning, dirty Indian shitskin.

Chinks are like 1 billion genetically identical drones

Apple makes an awful lot of claims, not all of them are actually based on anything. They could claim they map a trillion different points, all them being 1 pixel on your forhead, 1 pixel per eye, 1 pixel for your chin, 2 pixels for the corners of your mouth, then they just sample it millions of times, which is actually computationally almost free.
Tech companies very rarely use real or relevant metrics in PR, because reality isn't good PR.
Apple just bragged about their chip doing billions of machine learning ops per second or something dumb like that. Nvidia made up an entirely new and nonsensical performance metric just so they could brag about it, RTXops/s. PR is always bullshit.

>all chinks are twins

Do applefags really think that? How racist

What do they expect when they all go out and buy the same face from plastic surgeons?

My android does

seething

This

They're yellow ants.

I've never used face/touchID to unlock my phone. It's asking for trouble, no matter which method you use. I use a 25 digit passcode to get into the phone, and then touch ID to get anywhere else. I've no interest in losing the home button, so I guess I won't ever get FaceID.

This

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>bragging about having the technology to send scans of your faces to God knows who
Android has had it since 4.0.

How can you stand having to eat rice every day?

if you put jasmine rice into a japanese rice cooker it's pretty great. the current western way of preparing rice needs to die
t. weeb

good rice made well (as in a rice cooker) is fucking grand
too bad it's garbage for you

I prefer Tatung myself

asians all look alike though. this is more on them than it is the technology.

just like those cameras that kept thinking asians were blinking in pictures. It's on them, not the technology!

>camera looking at photo vs IR facial mapping

stay mad

>camera looking at photo vs IR facial mapping
As you can see the IR mapping doesn't work.

Yes, thank you lad bible for this informative journalism

You absolute dumb fuck

>eating with branches

>Nvidia made up an entirely new and nonsensical performance metric just so they could brag about it, RTXops/s.
It's an actual metric, retard.
tomshardware.com/reviews/nvidia-turing-gpu-architecture-explored,5801-10.html

>bragging about having even more sophisticated technology of profiling yourself for free
Also:
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No it doesnt u fucking moron thats 2d scanning a shitty picture could fool, not 3d mapping

>2 years and android still doesn't have anything close
>has to go to 3-4 cameras to compete with iphone
>still all have chins

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My cousin can unlock my phone too and we're not Oriental.
Face ID isn't as reliable as people think.

that's why they need 2 front cameras. they could use parallax to create a 3d image of their face

Why is reality so racist lads?

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trips of truth
imagine what they can do with quad cameras

roook sameee bahahahaha

Based Apple

That's racist to gorillas.

I find it hilarious that people unironically deny the existance of similiar facial features between blacks and gorillas and instead claim the emotioneless machine is racist.

>I don't know anything about machine learning

>Says the amerimutt as he listens to his mutt music while getting robbed by a nigger

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS HAHAHAA

That's the world we now live in user

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>jasmine rice
Basmati is where it's at family

>muh 30.000 IR signals
>muh 3d reconstruction of the face

So it took 6 gorillion points, billions of iPhones, billions of dollars and man-hours, just to confirm that arr rook same?

>diversity is bad!
>wah stop looking the same!
Enjoy being bred out of existence by muhammad and tyrone

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it's not just an apple problem

biometrics are garbage for protecting anything of actual value

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>chinks all rook same
they literally are the ultimate NPCs

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All white people look the same

ITT people announcing what race they aren't

If John Lennon were around he could unlock my phone.

Pic related

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Those two don't look the same though.

t. chink

my favorite is finger prints

yeah your index finger is pretty secure nobody is gonna copy it.

until someone figures out how to get past the hardware isolation on your phones fingerprint scanner and collect your fingerprint to use as a key for literally every single thing you have ever used your left index finger for. once someone figures out how to internally spoof the fingerprint reader on an android phone the entire biometric paradigm will go up in a cloud of smoke

but its okay. because you have ten fingers.

Chinks can be hot. If they're loyal and submissive, even better.

Seething

If I see you irl I will assault you

lmfao, triggered little dick asian detected
Just start dressing up as a girl. Lot of guys like that nowadays

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Based and redpilled

>BURE BURE
>not RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA

Agreed.

Not a chink btw

>Train an AI with shit quality data
>It produces garbage results
>"It's a machine it can't possibly be biased!"
Are you retarded?

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