Apple will no longer report unit sales

>Apple will no longer report unit sales

THE DECLINE
IT'S HAPPENING

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OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't wait until applel dies.

>raises glass up high
I will drink to that!

Apple has had good years, where they had great sales and were happy to show the numbers. Not showing sales probably means that they do not look good.

Now we only need to purge normalcattle. We might live to see the Internet become fun again.
Also,
ITODDLERS BTFO

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Should I cancel my macbook air pre-order?

DDDELET THIS RIGHT NOW

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
NORMANS WOKE

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OOF

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NOOOOOOOO DLET DELTED DELET

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Don't get it. Isn't that obligatory to show sales figures to stakeholders?

You're only legally obligated to show the gross revenue and profit. Showing the number of units shipped is completely optional.

Yes

muh gay computers

user, I just want to say I appreciate your dedication. Thank you

iTODDLERS BTFO

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No

maybe

Where can one see the previous sales figures?

I don't know.

Can you repeat the question?

YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
AND YOURE NOT SO BIG

>and thats a good thing! Heres why

Rest in piss
I guess normalfags are finally tired of overpaying paying for broken shit that doesn't just work and you can't repair it yourself or get a tech to do it because they block repairs at hardware level and parts at the USA boarder youtu.be/AVL65qwBGnw
Plus their full range is inferior to cheaper more reliable modify able stuff it's just insane fuck em either they make good shit again like a real mac pro workstation instead of woodscrew imac aios or they die like they did in the 90s

>sales declining
oh noes, there goes my trillion dollars evaluation
such is the life of a homosexual ceo from a company that makes toys for stupid

yikes

> Apple sold 46.9 million iPhones during the quarter, compared to 46.7 million in the year-ago quarter, missing analyst estimates.

They wont report because of the stupid media

Bloomberg in january will have another article saying iphone supply orders dropping due to low sales

they sold more phones than same time last year

>be /mu/tant
>your most popular video is an apple hate rant

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>all this clickbait
I fucking HATE modern youtube.

Absolute unit.

>they sold more phones than same time last year
And they probably predicted more, which is why they dropped supply orders. They over produced.

*Bret Hart puts Chris Benoit in the Sharpshooter*

>normies hating on applel
This means Jow Forums were like 7 years ahead of normies
A-are we living in the future bros?

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yes product is shit

sadly yes

That's ah... very good user. Glad to know you understand.

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>applel will be gone in 202*
feelgood thread of the day

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also based Louis

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based rick beato redpilling normalfags

Imbecile.

>seething ipajeet
your time is up, fucko :^) soon you will be reduced to a mere spotify competitor

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fuck all that

fuck apple

Yes, expect normies shilling you Xiaomi left and right around 2022.

based

NO SIR DELID DIS PLS BUY APPLE MY WIFE HAS POLIO SIR

DELET

>Sales go down
>Raise the prices
>People continue buying your shit
Being apple musst be life on easy mode

>People

> They wont report because of the stupid media

They don't report it anymore because sales ARE declining, but they still hit record revenue because they charge significantly more for their smartphones now and idiots gobble it up like it's fucking candy. IIRC, it's about 150$ more on average per phone.

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fucking kek. You can see a company start to die in real-time. What a time to be alive.

DELET DELET DELET

baste

Happens here in Poland already. Fuck them, MIUI is possibly the worst Android skin I've ever tried, I'm so happy I ditched smartphones altogether.
>inb4 going back to feature phones will be the next trend

At last !!

Good riddance, AIDS filled scamsters !!

Begone, Gay !!

Finally someone with taste.

finally, now just let the bubble burst

Seconded
I felt physically sick just from looking at the titles and thumbnails
The ones I hate the most are the fucking arrows

That phone hump is particularly ugly. Seriously what the fuck were they thinking? Who greenlit it?

I hope so.

They don't deserve their wealth.

>he thinks there's a button for that
to late your money is already invested into our RP department

Yes.

F and RIP
say what you like, but iOS has the best user interface out of all phone OSes hands down
I don't want to use some bloated widgety annoying Android abomination

>I don't want to use some bloated widgety annoying Android abomination
Yeah, about that. Nice list of software Apple chose for you to be able to uninstall. Clearly no bloat there.

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>iHump case still on applel site
TOPKEK

yep thats a yikes

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dumb cunt did you even read the figures

>> Apple sold 46.9 million iPhones during the quarter, compared to 46.7 million in the year-ago quarter, missing analyst estimates.

they sold MORE but not to what some analyst said so it hurts their share price

>applel

how will itoddlers ever recover?

itoddlers btfo!

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Yep

>THE DECLINE
>IT'S HAPPENING
What? Did any one in this thread read an article about their sales?

Here is the real reason why they aren’t releasing volume numbers anymore:

>The X continues to sell well enough that Apple moved roughly the same number of iPhones and made nearly 30 percent more. Now, the average sale price for an iPhone is $793, up drastically from $618 in the same quarter last year.
>Now, the average sale price for an iPhone is $793, up drastically from $618 in the same quarter last year.

Come on people. Apply some critical thinking here. They aren’t going down at all. It’s a move to stop people from realising they are being ripped blind.

>people

day of the rope when?

whats so bad about bottom left? few laptops have ever had that many ports, and USB hubs have existed for a while now
the others are all unforgivable

So bloated! My phone runs slowly with these apps!

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oh god, not a notekeeping app

What's wrong with MIUI? Never used it, so I'm quite curious.

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As much as I hate Apple isn't it a bad thing to root for an Android monopoly?

I don't want an Android monopoly either, I want a better competitor than Apple. Plus hey, at least 'Android' actually encompasses a whole bunch of different competitors.

It tries to copy the Apple aesthetic but fails of course.
It is fairly usable though. If you buy Xiaomi and don't put a custom ROM on it, you are doing it wrong however.

What happened to Ubuntu mobile or KDE mobile? Where are the truly free versions of Linux on mobile?

Problem is phones aren't like PCs. If you're a Linux user on PC, you're (more or less) 100% in the same hardware family as Windows users. You don't need vendors producing hardware specifically to play nice with your flavor of Linux. Phones are much more awkward to support by contrast. More of a PITA to develop an OS for them, much more painful to switch OSes on them, all that good stuff. So basically, unless you can convince someone to ship a phone with an OS with no market share and no app support, you're in trouble. Even Microsoft couldn't convince people to adopt their mobile OS in any noteworthy way. What hope does a Linux distro have when most of its market is happy with riced Android anyway?

I have hoped for literal decades now that these cunts die, but self absorbed retard sheep ain't gonna let that happen. They'd give their last money to save this company even if they went homeless for it. They're fanatics and thus take irresponsible actions

Nintendo should seriously consider making a smartphone. They could keep all the profit that way.

Not an Andriod though. I want Nintendo to make their own phone and phone os from scratch.

poow widdle applel

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