What would you do in this situation?

Strip naked and enjoy 8 hours of steaming hot sex

>a pajeetess washing some HP craptop
>hahahaha APPLE sirs HAHA APPLE RIGHT SIRS

You out yourself so fucking easily. Why are Indians allowed on Jow Forums?

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Kind of hot you got any more

Man I want a light skin indian gf

stay dead

Stick that bitch in water absorbing materials instead.

Thank her for cleaning the dried cum off the screen. That shit was getting annoying to look at all the time.

Start a genocide.

>steaming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Strip naked and enjoy 8 hours of stinky sex
FTFY

Sheesh, ever heard of this thing called "humor"? I own several Macs and use macOS as my main operating system (on a hackintosh though, miss me with that soldered together non-serviceable shit nuApple makes these days). I fucking hate this brand loyalty that appears on Jow Forums when the murilards are posting in full force.

I would have a thinkpad, so that wouldn't be a problem

Depends on what laptop desu

Your x200

Murder-suicide.

I spent the past 20 hours getting everything to finally fucking work, and haven't even started ricing.

She is cute af.

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Genocide India

t. Pakifag

I have a thinkpad so I don't have to do anything at all

i mean i dont rinse a laptop but that how i clean my stuff works well. just a rag and any liquid i can find in arms reach

Sex is normally stinky so meh

>in this situation
Would slap my indian gf, so she knows her place
Then make sex with her
Take a crap in nearby dedicated street while wondering how is life in USA

Next day, would sell my wife to get Apple MacBook pro
Walk with bare feet to my JAVA class in nearby abandoned factory

While in class, ask lewds for random Western women through facebook

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>Would slap my indian gf
HOW CAN HE SLAP!?

Who?

This guy of course

nothing, what? your laptop is not IP54 water resistant?
sheeeeeeit

>Would slap my indian gf
With which hand?

sorry sir I am not experienced in beating girl I only know beating meat

dick

This story shows, conclusively, that it's not all Indians. Ravinder Kumar was the hero India needed but did not deserve. I suspect there is a subspecies of Indian analogous to niggers.

Sell the stupid bitch to some fat smelly rich curry nigger, buy a new laptop.

I had a laptop left alone for months in a plastic bag
Got covered in mold, couldn't help doing what OP shows xD

India has a caste system. Higher caste people are alright, but you only ever interact with lower caste subhumans because they're the ony ones willing to take shitty jobs like tech support.

>the eyes of a future murderer

you forgot the rape part.

uhhhh

>He can't imagine himself in abusive relationship where you are abuser
Cuck
With one, she wouldn't expect. And then:

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Stab the bitch

>Rape
I call it regular sex.
t. Rajeesh

Why is pajeet cinematography so garbage?

>donglegate was 5 years ago

Jeez, time flies. I need to get out of here.

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This: youtu.be/PwfInAXxtGc
Also be thankful she didn't poo in it

>What would you do in this situation?
poo in loo

Then rape again

I'd fuck her ass.

>remove all batteries including cmos battery.
>open and let dry
>asseble and boot up

Holy shit (pun intended). Nuking when?

this, also murder in the meantime

those derp eyes

Nothing. My machine is IP65 water resistant and dust resistant.

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Old laptop vs. wife who loves doing the housework. Tough choice.

Wash in distilled water, dry, pray to Vishnu.

>higher caste people are alright
Not really.

>let it dry

Bad.

get me a thinkpad