Oh hey user, you're smart with computers, can u help me with something

Nice

fucking BASED

No.

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>tats
Ruined.

Only if you brap for me.

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i'd sniff the chair after she left

>Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
>Wow was that me?!

>boots dirty and unpolished
>jacket on back of chair instead of hung up in a wardrobe
>body fat over the limit of a healthy athletic female
>incorrectly using an ergonomic chair, likely to develop weakness and injury later in life as result
>using a haphazard inefficient combination of paper, whiteboards and electronic devices to plan her work
>personal items written on her work whiteboard, unprofessional and shows a poor separation of work and personal life.
>using Gmail at work

If I'm working in tech support I help her with her query, as long as she has followed the proper procedure to request the help, including providing proper explanation of her problems. If I'm not working in tech support I tell her to follow the proper channels within the organisation to resolve it, and carry on with my day.

What is the purpose of having a zipper on an outfit like this? How does she zip herself up?

Quite pungent.

based and redpilled

She gets her bf to do it

that ass is made for bwc

Sure, that would be two blowjobs

hello

>Paper towels
>B/room towels

What did she mean by this. The fuck is a broom towel? Is this an American thing?

no, gross. You're holding in too much poop and your butt became too big.

Imagine the smell

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god i wish that armrest were me

sometimes i ask for help even though i know the answer to my problem, i'm just lonely and want somebody to talk to...

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Suffocate me with your anus please

That seems really inconvenient.

Bathroom towels are sometimes a cloth material instead of disposable paper.

Isn't it 4 room towels

there is a bunch of basedboys.

gay faggot

Why the fuck would you write that on a board, how often do you buy new towels. I have one towel for me after shower and I've had it for 6yrs now and it's still fine. Also why you have to write that shit down, it's not a big life decision you need time to plan and save for. Towel cost less than 10 euro in lots of shops. Just buy one and move on with life. Why she has so much time in her life to waste on stupid shit like this. Not living anywhere near a meaningful life, just a background observer in life, she'll have no impact during her life and no one will remember her when she's gone. She might as well already be gone. Such a waste of life.

>I have one towel for me after shower
Do you literally wash it and dry it every day?

Even if you charge that always start with "hey user. How's the family? Remember how you fixed the computer 6 months ago (18 months ago) well it's doing the same thing again"

I have a towel heater radiator in my bathroom. Hang it on there after I'm dried. I leave that heater on 24/7. I wash towel once a week and only shower once a day

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damn, tats
those nails
heir colorized hair
dat booty.

this is a bad bitch right here.

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BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Why the pattern of her dress is so common? I've seen it a lot

Hides the cummie stains.

Like on public buses, the seats have stupid patterns to hide the disgusting filmy dirt.

BRAAAAPposters are NPCs. Real people do not allow sexual programming to hijack them.

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can your arms not reach around go your back? post your arms mate how short are we talking

>yeah bro, I'm a man by saying BRAAAP and normalizing anal sex
braaps are faggots. literally. does this not describe them perfectly?

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most women ive known are actually very uncomfortable with this behavior (probably because they get it all the time)

How can anyone like that big bubbly circle but?

sauce

How can anyone not?

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It's just a meme you dips. nobody likes when women fart

>limiting your experiences based on fictional literature
Fucking Christians.

after you lose a couple lard-ass

it's not really that big, most of the perceived size is due to the proximity of the camera to the butt and her torso/head being hunched over/further away

How would she eat her ass by herself otherwise you retard

>whining about an overused meme by posting an overused meme

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Braaap fetishists make me question if humanity is worth saving anymore.
Fuck the west, nuclear holocaust now.

I mean, it does not have any form whatsoever. If she would lie down on a couch her butt would spread out and deform like jelly.

>yeah bro, why would you want to limit your "experiences" where you can get AIDs and be a mad man going after pleasure instead of you know, having control over your life and doing shit?
I'm an atheist and I agree with the "Furthermore, the will, agitated by the insatiable drive for pleasure, no longer follows reason but rather the tumult of the passions" part. You're stupid not to extract wise information from things as you see fit. Seneca thought the Roman deities were real, that doesn't make his writings null and void.

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how many layers of irony are you on?

What a time to be alive

youtube.com/watch?v=dXpVA7IAH1o