User can I use your bathroom really quick?

>user can I use your bathroom really quick?

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nooooooooooooooo

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yea sure come over

No.

3 Finns in one thread? How many are there on Jow Forums?

*Opens mouth*
Sure user ;)

no sorry you're gonna have to pee in my mouth instead

rude

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sure thing sweetie. come on over and pee and poop all over me.

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I have Finnish blood flowing through my veins.

EXCUSE ME I GO FIRST

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Well my toilet is broken right now, but you can use my mouth

Came into this thread to see this kind of post. Was not disappointed.

lol and another one.

I have to wonder if piss actually tastes good. Can it even smell good? Very intriguing subject.

yo g

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I drink a lot of water, and I accidentally drank mine (peed in a jar, put it by my bed, woke up in the darness, and took a sip), just tasted slightly sweet and really stale.

wtf is wrong with americans

Drinking piss is an American National past time.

Depends on what you eat and drink. My piss used to smell like bolognese sauce.

Wait what? I've read sweet urine may be caused by diabetes, and as far as I know seriously diabetic people need to drink a lot, they usually have to wake up at night to drink.

user, you have a problem.

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It tastes like warn, salty beer

No I'm taking a huge fat smelly shit right now.

No girls allowed in the bathroom

what a silly rule.

I pee in my bedroom sink

Why

sure, first door to the left

you're a big girl I'm sure you can wait . If it's really that bad then use my mouth

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