What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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I'm not a complete wanker called Pj

I'm poor

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>2 different aliased fonts
Nice Troll post my dude. 4/10 for effort.

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u funny :)

I like my 3.5mm jack and SD card slot up to 256gb

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I hate notches
I hate IOS
I hate overpriced shit
I like headphone jacks

This. Kill yourself, OP.

I'm poor

i don't have, or need an excuse

I'm not a tranny

>ching xing ping ding
>author is a gook
>probably a mainland subhuman chink
>apple brainlets download his app because they don't want to seem racist or something
The iNiggers that buy that shit deserve every bit of misfortune they get for being so fucking dumb, holy smokes.

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I don't like iOS. Good enough reason for me.

1. I don't have the money.
2. I use my phone to store all kinds of pirated shit (see: 1.), that wouldn't work with iPhones.

I can picture both the thick indian accent and the absolute wanker voice on this feller.

>What's your excuse?
I'm not a viral marketer

well xiaomi and huawei and other chink shit that is praised on Jow Forums does the same out of the box

>an android
Do people really say this? But anyway, I don't use a phone so I don't care about Google vs Apple botnet debates.

1. that is a xiaomi and huawei problem, not an android one
2. you can a l w a y s install a custom rom on those with zero effort. on iOS you can't customize shit

is that why my battery goes down 60% during the day even when I don't use the phone for anything?

Shit thread, kill yourself OP

I'm not a retard.

As opposed to pre-installed malware on lagdroid

Phones are gay as fuck

I'm not gay.

This , too

>grow up
pot calling the kettle black

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I'm not disabled

>taking advice from a chode who does a chode pose with another chode

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>facebook image of a twitter screenshot
on the "should you kill yourself" scale from 1-10 you get 15 points.

Why would I give excuses to irrelevant faggots who are not worthy of them?

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I don't need one, I haven't had an Android phone in 5 or 6 years

>What's your excuse?
What's their reason?

POO IN LOO

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It doesn't matter what phone another person uses, as long as they like it and it best fits their needs.

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>"man" using cap

Those are not men, those are wiggers, a subhuman species of whitecuck nigger-cock aficionados who listen to hip hop and rap all day.

>not using a wireless headphone in 2018
t.boomer

>not playing Fortnite all day in 2018 and doing the Fortnite dances at least 3 times a day
t.boomer

/thread

I am not interested in a child oriented to fags kind of game.
I play sc2 like a normal human being,

>As opposed to pre-installed malware on lagdroid
>2. you can a l w a y s install a custom rom on those with zero effort. on iOS you can't customize shit

>this post was made by the NPC apple gang

>I play sc2 like a normal human being
Ah, so you are even worse than Fortnite zoomers, you are a Cucktivision zoomer.
You liking your Diablo mobile game son? Starcraft will follow in its footsteps.

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iTunes. 100% would be using a fucking iPhone right goddamn now if I could just PUT the fucking things I need on my phone onto my phone without dealing with that fuckshit software.

I doing file management on Android (Xperia XZ1) alot.

I have a iPad at the same time but without proper file management software it's too difficult to browse and manage file.

I don't give a flying fuck what some actual literal who on Twitter thinks about my purchasing decisions. Hell, he's probably one of the Apple fans that tells newcomers who are experiencing problems with their Apple hardware/software that they are using it wrong, or they should have not bought used, or whatever, as if Apple can do no wrong

I use a blackberry

Iphone doesnt have clover and cant play webm

If you saw what happened to fucking C&C and didn't expect more of the same you're not very smart.

Didn't he mean "there's no excuse for not having an Android"?
Shit's confusing

>if you saw what zoomerfaggots eat up and therefore create a social incentive for companies to push it
Fixed that for you turdbrain.

I believe in freedom.

I'm not American

>50 baited morons replied to this stale shill instead of reporting

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It's not the aliasing, just different font sizes and the top one is upscaled

Only a very small, especially immature and young newborn would ever make a comment like that.

I honestly don't see a reason to pay premium for an iPhone. They sell themselves as more user-friendly, but having helped my father with his iPhone, I find the GUI complete crap. Also there is something weird about how iCloud and other account synchronization works on their products. It's very counter-intuitive and convoluted. I don't know how to explain it or perhaps I haven't used it long enough. but if you're going to embrace a botnet might as well go for Android and their far more efficient design.

>pay $5
>steals info anyway
fucking soulless insectoid scum.

fpbp

This. Not being able to to just plug in an iPhone and drag and drop is my deal breaker.

Fuck iTunes and fuck their walled garden. I own my phone, I should be able to use it as I see fit.

I don't give a shit what some literal manchild thinks about my OS. Why don't you go eat some froot loops and watch Rick and Morty or something idiot.

is this true? it can't play webms?
i can't believe this is going to be a dealbreaker for me

Yes it's true, you fucking newfag

Why are you asking thots for a tech advice?

i don't have an iphone you dip
i was going to buy one but if i can't browse Jow Forums............

there is some Jow Forums app but you need to pay like a couple of bucks

guess i'll stick with android..

I don't use non free software

>I don't use non free software
Well, that means no Android, doesn't it?

this is how marketing works, people. it works by shaming and ridiculing you. don't fall for it.
(and a reminder: the OP is being paid to post this shit)

I still use my Windows Phone. It gets 3 days of battery life and the maps work better.

>60 baited morons replied to this stale shill instead of reporting

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I still use a flipphone.

who?

>having a phone

P.J.
Pa
Jeet

But I'm straight

Weird flex but okay

oath

who gives a fuck if china spies on you?

i care if my own governent or at the least the western world spies on me

who gives a shit if some chinks know aanything about me?

Apple literally sends ALL your emails, ALL your texts, ALL your photos, ALL your videos, ALL your phone calls, etc directly to the NSA.

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unlike Google of course.

>if you call out apel for spying ur defending gogel!!!
iToddler subhumans like you should legit be gassed for being useless braindead troglodytes.

I would ask what phone you use but I already know you're a son of a bitch who lies on the internet. go on, ask me how.

I would ask what phone you use but I already know you're an iToddler subhuman. go on, ask me how.

I will gladly, right after you sign this document
Google is objectively equally as botnet as Apple
This is an undisputable fact
signed, ________fag

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Both Google and Apple sell you out, at least Google admits to doing it while Apple bullshits it's way around it. I can't really stand the hypocrisy