>be american
>get shot
Be american
Xavier Long
Tyler Bennett
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
Sebastian Cooper
>be canadian
>get syrup
Carter Long
>live in toronto
>get shot
Christian Rogers
god damn it its still funny
Levi Perry
cowboy hat
stop appropriating dixian culture
Jayden King
>be Canadian
>get stabbed
>wait 2 months to get treated
Owen Ward
Me watching seething Americans
Dylan Brown
I was going to say something about this but you live in Singapore and therefore you are correct
Adam Gray
>Be Canadian
>Be giant faggot like OP
>Tell your parents you want to cut your dick off
>Shitlord parents advise against
>Fucking fascists
>Get government to take you away from your parents
>Procede to cut your dick off
>Hit 35
>You can no longer pass as a women is public
>Kill yourself
>Government takes most of your money when you die
Chase Collins
thanks
Jack Baker
One day, you'll get to suck off a giraffe so hard its skull will cave into its neck. The colosseum will go batshit and give you a roaring ovation. Roses tossed, arms upraised, women swooning. Then you'll know what victory tastes like.
Easton Price
>leaf btfo
Jacob Gomez
*shoots you*
sorry, you're american now, please go
Benjamin White
Jace Peterson
More like Singapoor.
Henry Reed
>be Argentinian
>get default
Carson Allen
>be canadon't
>get fucked by muslim dog
Jose Rivera
>Be me!
>Get this Nice 9
Robert Davis
baka nigger
Kevin Gray
>Be Russian
>Be wrong and rude!
Colton Murphy
Samuel Cruz
people always told me to be myself
can't help it, sorry, baka
Carson Barnes
That just makes you the Baka!
Jonathan Long
Good post I read it