>live with grandparents
>AC repair man comes to house to fix heater
>apparently there's some water buildup stopping it from working
>they check all the pipes
>the one in my bathroom is causing it
>they open up the pipes and find my piss and pubes clogging the drain/pipe under my sink
>they're pissed off and demanding to know why I piss in the sink when the toilet is literally two steps away
How do I get out of this? They want to kick me out now.
Plumbing is technology.
How can piss clog up a sink but water doesn’t?
It was my pubes causing the buildup, the piss was trapped because of it
How did you clog the pipes with your pubes lmao
well, why do you piss in the sink?
Put me in the screen cap
You get out of it by paying the plumbing bill, apologizing, and using the fucking toilet from now on.
Whenever I shave my beard/pee in the sink I just let the hair go down the drain
Partially to mark my territory (for instance I do this at friends houses, restaurants, businesses etc) and because it's slightly quicker.
None of this is a joke nigger
>Partially to mark my territory (for instance I do this at friends houses, restaurants, businesses etc)
alright then
>using the toilet like some cuck woman
I piss where i want
You are full of shit. I have been peeing in my sink for a decade without any problems.
op is that you?
>shitposting
>pissposting instead
current state of janitors
Use draino dude what is wrong with you lmao
The problem there was the pubes, not the piss
Use some drain cleaner from time to time.
Also how does drain water stop the AC from working?
That wasn't me but that feels like something I would say.
Yes well i shave a lot and hair gets clogged.
I know but they found the piss in the sink drain pipe which is the issue
It's too late for draino
I piss in my sink too. Feels so much better knowing that not a single drop of pee will end up on the bathroom floor.
I don't know, they were talking about some water buildup and having to check the pipes. I was only half paying attention since I was trying to jerk off in the next room but my grandpa talks too damn loud
My dick is small when I'm not hard so i always end up spilling some on the edge of the counter. I just splash some water on it though
If you'd put drain cleaner down the sinkhole it would have melted and flushed all the nasty pubes saving you this embarrassment.
You should have flushed, dipshit. Rinse the piss through so it doesn't get stuck
>Feels so much better knowing that not a single drop of pee will end up on the bathroom floor
i piss on my backyard garden
feels good to know that my flowers are growing strong and healthy due to the contribution of my piss
>AC repairman
>comes to fix a heater
>which does not work because of sink drain pipes
I piss out my window and there's a big dead patch of grass outside it
you know the OP is a fag
Back when I used to live in the village I did that too. Sometimes, when I was bored, I used to piss on my dog, he didn't seem to mind much.
But the most pleasant experience is shitting outdoors, under a tree. You truly feel liberated.
dude what the fuck is mixed in your piss
i used to do that shit when i was 14 yrs. old
my mom used to get furious because the window grill would smell piss, those were good days
not in your grandparents house :^)
Don't worry, when you'll be pissing in the park because you're homeless there won't be anything to clog, so you're safe.
Now you're trying too hard bait confirmed.
Fake and gay. Why would that clog any pipe going to an AC
>it wastes water
>still flushes
learn to use fucking toilet
>when I was bored, I used to piss on my dog
Dogs roll around in shit all the time.
>Why would that clog any pipe going to an AC
inb4 it comes out that OP was actually pissing down the central air vent
>Partially to mark my territory (for instance I do this at friends houses, restaurants, businesses etc)
I wonder how many of the dudes ITT ask themselves why they don't have a girlfriend with any frequency.