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Hungarian user can't into English but gets some earphones user gets hit on by his chinkshit dealer user recommends tape to improve base on headphones user's credit card disabled just in time for 11.11 user gets some gloves & says there a little tight Potential trade deal for 2 anons More questions about earphones (READ THE PREVIOUS THREADS. STOP ASKING THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER)
Select coupons confuse anons (too many to link)

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aliexpress.com/item/Men-t-shirt-Unabomber-Tshirt-Unabomber-Manhunt-Wanted-Tops-O-Neck-Adult-Tee-Shirt-t-shirt/32894064648.html
jd.ru/600276992.html
aliexpress.com/item/bepis/32794179882.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-5-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-636-Octa-Core-5-99-18/32868762628.html?spm=a2g01.12109387.layer-bf4i6u.12.3af846b7QMX1WH&gps-id=5812259&scm=1007.17919.110173.0&scm_id=1007.17919.110173.0&scm-url=1007.17919.110173.0&pvid=c3e5005f-79a2-4be9-8a5f-01f0f9568a96
aliexpress.com/item/X96-mini-Android-TV-Box-KD-Player-17-4-Amlogic-S905W-Quad-Core-2GB-16GB-UHD/32833145533.html
dx.com/p/visia-s10-156-inches-ips-window-10-quad-core-laptop-with-4gb-ram-64gb-rom-wi-fi-bluetooth-tf-slot-usb-black-584302
aliexpress.com/item//32911133796.html
aliexpress.com/item/Oenux-Newest-WW2-Series-Military-Soldiers-Building-Block-Soviet-British-German-Chinese-Army-Figures-MOC-Toy/32827953525.html
aliexpress.com/item/OOTDTY-Headphone-Cables-Cord-MMCX-Cable-for-Shure-SE215-SE315-SE535-SE846-Earphones/32894338941.html
trade.aliexpress.com/orderList.htm
track.aliexpress.com/logisticsdetail.htm?tradeId=
aliexpress.com/item/ROCK1/32849373281.html
aliexpress.com/item/ROCK2/32914576946.html
amazon.com.mx/ADATA-Powerbank-AP20000D-Negro-20000/dp/B01MQH3LZQ/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Recommend me some cheap trap essentials

I want him in my ass

>Select coupons confuse anons (too many to link)
Also, serious question: is this too edgy to wear in public? I just like the guy. aliexpress.com/item/Men-t-shirt-Unabomber-Tshirt-Unabomber-Manhunt-Wanted-Tops-O-Neck-Adult-Tee-Shirt-t-shirt/32894064648.html

Fotosnaiper user if youre serious about selling it please let me know

Thoughts on the Xiaomi electric kettles? Bad idea or an okay Christmas present?

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Was there ever a consensus on the kingdian ssd's? I just want one for video games.

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Also interested.
I found out China makes replacement Playstation 2 network adapter replacements that accept SATA HDDs for ISO loading so if I could get a cheap SSD I could pirate every game ever.

Chances are nobody even remembers who this is.

>Playstation 2 network adapter replacements that accept SATA HDDs for ISO loading
Link? Need that in my life.

based and redpilled

Just get two Lenovo 700.
Cheaper and not complete chinkshit.
jd.ru/600276992.html

aliexpress.com/item/bepis/32794179882.html

You can find the exact same looking ones on eBay for slightly more so I figure these are legit.

Can I buy Minecraft from the chinks? Pre paid cards are no longer accepted and Amazon sells minecraft gift codes for the US only. Will i get chinked if I order a code from them?

I'm interested how much they last. KingSpec ones only last 1 year or so.

Well its kind of a catch 22. I want to wear it due to its edginess (plus based manifesto is based) but I just dont wanna get kicked out of my college/public place or something crazy for being a terrorist or w.e

nevermind I went and checked more popular ssd's. I cant believe how cheap ssd's are getting.

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>bepis

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Try g2a or the other key selling sites. Your less likely to get chinked there.

What's "frustration free packaging"? Do you pay extra for that?

No its just a plain cardboard box were you just flip up the lid and pull the item out. You dont pay for it and I dont know why they offer it.

What gift cards/pre paids do they accept? I don't have a credit card and paypal cards are illegal here

That sounds suspicious. I mean, standard ssd packages are slim, so I wouldn't really see any reason to have the extra cost. Is their marketing department that out of ideas that they're introducing a "plug and play" type of service? Hmmm

I don't get why they do this for SSD's either, but for things like SD cards and flash drives it's heavenly. Just open the envelope and there's your item. Seriously, fuck blister packs and fuck plastic sandwiched between two pieces of glued cardboard!

They don't have a DRAM cache, so they wear out after about a year of standard use.
So, consensus is they're SHIT.

Is Hong Kong Goldway reputable (How are they cheaper)? Or should I just get it from MI global store?
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-5-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-636-Octa-Core-5-99-18/32868762628.html?spm=a2g01.12109387.layer-bf4i6u.12.3af846b7QMX1WH&gps-id=5812259&scm=1007.17919.110173.0&scm_id=1007.17919.110173.0&scm-url=1007.17919.110173.0&pvid=c3e5005f-79a2-4be9-8a5f-01f0f9568a96

Has China started making good audio yet? What are some 2.0 or 2.1 speakers for PC you would recommend?

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they seem quite expensive and botnet

It would be for my parents so the botnet part isn't going to be an issue for them. Price is pretty bad though, you're right.

If you live in Europe you can get Edifier speakers for a decent prices. They are considered to be a good entry-level speakers even by audio snobs, so my guess they will work as PC speakers better than PC speakers.

anyone got any good 11.11 deals? found X96 mini for 23 euros aliexpress.com/item/X96-mini-Android-TV-Box-KD-Player-17-4-Amlogic-S905W-Quad-Core-2GB-16GB-UHD/32833145533.html

any good deals for tin t2s?

If any of you faggots are thinking of buying yeezys and any shoe off of dhgate or aliexpress please don't. Visit Jow Forumsrepsneakers or Jow Forumsfashionreps and learn how to order shoes from yupoos or direct from sellers.

Dhgate and aliexpress sell shit tier 0.5/1 shoes.

Also if you're looking for cheap almost perfect reps with minimal flaws for super cheap look up cnfashionshop. Most first time buyers get either cream yeezys (they're just a little more yellow on the sole), or a pair of ultra boost.

Good luck repfam

yea for 27$ in the app

Meant to say cnfashionpub. Also his reps are pretty low tier but affordable. There are sellers that sell reps that are almost identical for a good bit more. Make sure you guys just search around on fashionreps and see what you want.

How I can tell from which seller to buy or what product it's original and which one it's fake?

Im trying to buy a pair of headphones for a couple of days now but there are too many options all with different prices...

Sort by orders → Read reviews.

Bought a RN6 for me mum with em.
They took their sweet time processing the order, but everything went great. They even declared it as 40 USD, so I didn't pay custom taxes even when using DHL. Guess I got lucky they didn't open my package tho.

Oh, by orders, never tried that one.

here, dug thru the archives

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dx.com/p/visia-s10-156-inches-ips-window-10-quad-core-laptop-with-4gb-ram-64gb-rom-wi-fi-bluetooth-tf-slot-usb-black-584302

Is this laptop good if you only have $200?

>checks Ali cart
>sees pic related
>65 pieces in stock
>Kill Bill sirens

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aliexpress.com/item//32911133796.html

should I get those upfrade cables from another brand or even another store? pls help

thanks 4ch

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no worries mate :)

>all 420 $2 off $10 coupons loaded
>NO $10 off $69

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you sure? I was going to pick the kz cables suggested for another user from last thread

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this is not my day, I'll go eat breakfast thanks

You guys should make a list of the best chink stores.

Also looking for cables. I'm the user who asked on the last thread.
KZ seems dodgy, I wouldn't trust. I'm looking at the ones at Wooeasy but still no clue which one to get.

I've used kz zst with og cable for the last couple of months. If you're worried about microphonics, it may have reduced due to physical wear of the cable or I'm just used to it by now, but I can no longer hear it.

You can just set up an SMB share on your home server and load games over the network. You'll still want an HDD for virtual memory cards and shit though. You can even use a DualShock 3 controller with a chink USB Bluetooth adapter now

Repeating again: TRN cables. Reasonable price and not KZ. Still don't know what's your problem with KZ: had their cable for over a year, works exactly like the day I got it. Ditched it only because my new headphones use mmcx — and I am going to pickup some KZ mmcx as replacement.
After all it's way harder to fuck up cable than drivers directions.

couple dollars off being able to use a coupon, GO

answer me pham

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i dont know man if thats milk chocolate it will probably melt while typing on it

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Buy a chinkphone instead

aliexpress.com/item/Oenux-Newest-WW2-Series-Military-Soldiers-Building-Block-Soviet-British-German-Chinese-Army-Figures-MOC-Toy/32827953525.html

aliexpress.com/item/OOTDTY-Headphone-Cables-Cord-MMCX-Cable-for-Shure-SE215-SE315-SE535-SE846-Earphones/32894338941.html

I already have a good phone

I gave it a good 10 seconds of thinking before realizing they meant chiclet keyboard

anybody ever buy a telescope off of aliexpress?

Used thinkpad

>68420839
got one this summer, have 2tbs of games on my ps2 now.

>seller wants me to pay additional shipping on order
>seller gives fake tracking #
>seller "finds new shipping way"
>seller ships item

Imma gonna dispute, get my monies back and get the item.

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I have these cables and can confirm they work.
They don't sound any better or worse than other cables.

Can i buy chink sodium, magnesium, and sulphur?

>nobody ships batteries to my country (memexico)
>if i want power bank, i gotta pay over 200% of what i'd pay where i to buy directly from the chinks
>same shit with 18650's

what can i do lads?
any website with lax shipping rules?

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Never buy watch straps from aliexpress. It will always be shorter than what was listed and they won't help you in dispute for selling short ass straps.

Are the prone to tangling? And how they work with over the ear fit? Do they have wire inside near connectors?

Find a mail forwarder.

keep trying different sellers, some of them do ship to countries for not so expensive prices.

I was surprised how little they tangled.
I use them with es4s.
They don't have memory wire for over the ear, they have some sort of moulded heatshrink that keeps the shape.
I found it more comfortable that the wire, but they do hang on your ear.

Is there anyway to see the tracking details for several orders at once? like automated
A script that extrapolates all the tracking numbers and plugs them into 17track

Nice.
How's connector? Firm? Does it rotate in the socket? Or you have not mmcx?

drive to america
buy electronics for cheap
????
profit

Yeah I have mmcx version.
The connection was v. tight to get in but it rotates easily in the socket.

Y si usas un Courier en los US que te envié a México?

ok so heres my plan:
1.make html scraper for trade.aliexpress.com/orderList.htm
2.then take the "info-body"
3.and insert it into: track.aliexpress.com/logisticsdetail.htm?tradeId=
4. then scrape each individual site for the tracking id
5. compile it all into a text file so one could copy it onto 17track
can anyone whose better than me at python give any suggestions?

Color me fucking surprised
Just checked and several sellers do ship here

>17 hours drive
no thxs

¿No sería la misma chingadera en cuanto a que se sobrepaga?

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>python
why? just make a userscript with a button to do that

i dont know how to do that though :(

Aight, help lads. These are basically my options:
aliexpress.com/item/ROCK1/32849373281.html
aliexpress.com/item/ROCK2/32914576946.html
Everything else on Ali either won't ship here, shipping will cost several times as much as the battery, or the "seller's shipping method" has no tracking info, which is as good as gifting it to one of the many thieves working on our postal system.

Alternatively, there's this @ amazon:
amazon.com.mx/ADATA-Powerbank-AP20000D-Negro-20000/dp/B01MQH3LZQ/

Much appreciated, I'd be buying from Ali to get those sweet 11.11 prices.

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Responding to a question yesterday >Are Xiaomi air purifiers worth the cost
The Mi Air Purifier 2 is good. Easy to maintain, low noise / okay wattage for the air flow involved, and arguably the particle sensor helps a little [it does work].

I have no clue about the top fan caps. I can see how that would be an inexpensive solution with computer fans also being relatively good at airflow/wattage and definitely usually long-lived, but I'm going to guess it's not really as good as the big fan on Xiaomi's purifier with regards to noise vs air flow.

what country?

Wait, you can't get a Xiaomi power bank from Ali or GB?

Either way, never had a Rock, but I think for about 2 (maybe more) years now the Chinese have sane charging/discharging electronics on all of these and reasonably long-lived LiPo etc. battery flat packs. I think the lithium battery flat packs with shitty life spans are basically gone from branded power banks.

Xiaomi/ZMI, ROCK, Orico, USAMS, Anker, UGreen, ... all should be okay enough.

Are those knockoff Legos good? I want to buy a lot of skeletons

I had no problems with the quality of Loz mini legos.

And some anons were happy with their Hitler, wehrmacht and so on lego knockoff figures.

Generally ok. Can get some with minor defects like paint peeling and minor things like I have 2 Trumps and 2 Hitlers and I prefer 1 of the heads over the other for both of them.

What chink vr adapter should I get to watch porn on my redmeme note 5?

These are my "Premium" chinese Edifier headphones, six months in.

From the "JBL of China" LOOOOL.

Notice that the padding is made of standard low quality foam, and the surrounding fake leather is not sewn, but rather FUCKING GLUED together and reversed. The way the joints are made, with a constant separating tensing force, it is obvious they would come apart eventually, regardless of the glue used. It is only a matter of for all my fellow cucks that bought this piece of shit to suffer the same fate as I did. I have Philips headphones that cost a third of the price and doesn't suffer from such a primitive issue. It makes the headphone unusable as you got constantly unwanted tactile feedback between your ears' tips and the cup piece. It feels as something, like an insect is walking inside it. And this can't be fixed.

Also note that I'm a special snowflake and have a "Edifie" headphone instead. This came standard with the package and is the first thing I noticed when opening it. EDIFIE. Ironical because they made sure to slap a "QC OK" sticker on the front of the box to ensure you that everything is fine. Lel.

And this is the fate of all goods chinese. Even the alleged premium ones only disguise themselves on an outer layer of smoke an mirrors, a shell of pseudo quality with underlying good ol' chinkshit underneath. To buy chinese is to waste your money, to be a cuck. To buy premium chinese is to be a double cuck. Either save up and buy ONCE from reputable brands with actual quality and support, or come to terms of being a chickshitcuck for the rest of your life. I stopped being a money wasting cuck in this general and so should you.

I CAN'T WAIT for dorito nigger to nuke these insects out of existence. The human race would be much better off without them.

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Both suffered the same fate of course.

And also, chinkspec 1tb guy, I'm still waiting to drink your delicious tears.

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And so, once gain, the same as before.

FUCK THE CHINKS.

I'm out.

dumb laowai

On the Loz I was surprised how they had no defects.

Probably just comfortable [made out of plastic] google cardboard imitations. BoboVR or Shinecon or Xiaomi or whatever.

You likely don't need integrated earphones or any such thing, existing IEM will do.

> dat drama
Heh, my Takstars are still okay after over a year of use, and so are our ~$16 Ovann headsets (a sibling also has one).

> "JBL of China"
Wait, so you were warned before?

I’m fucking going down

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Memexico

Nope, the couple of sellers on Ali only offer unregistered shipping, no bueno. I mean, I guess I'll get my money back via dispute, but I'd be losing time waiting for something with 80% probability of being stolen. Shit suxs. On Gearbest, no matter what I pick, I always get "no more shipping methods to Mexico"

Guess I'll go for the cute little red ROCK powerbank, appreciated. Checked all those brands you mentioned but no luck.

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