Classmate leaves his Slack open when going to the toilet

>classmate leaves his Slack open when going to the toilet
>spam "Kill all Niggers" in chat

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fpbp

is meatspin still a thing?

You should have done: "The Jews hate non-Jews and are using their positions of power to fuck us over". People might believe you're being serious.

>co-worker leaves his workstation unlocked when he goes for lunch
>draft an email on his desktop addressed to his manager and the CEO saying "Kill all Niggers"
>don't send it, but leave the mouse pointer right on top of the Send button
>hfw he never ever not ever leaves his computer unlocked again

It's a public service, really.

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Well bro I am

nice thread

chaotic good

>be me
>accidentally send "Kill all Niggers" to manager and CEO
>it was an office prank
>manager takes me to the CEO
>manager asked to leave
>CEO offers me a drink
>leans in
>user I know how u feel

I wish I worked for a Jow Forumstard CEO too

10/10 thread, here's your (You), OP.

I would cringe so hard.

>be nigger
Ftfy

best thread on Jow Forums

>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>git commit -am "fuck niggers && git push"

Not
> sleep 1200; git commit -am "Fuck niggers" && git push &
> clear

>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>sudo rm -rf /* for a sick prank
lole!

Then the roofie kicks in and you get to know how he feels.

trolololololo1

>coworker leaves linux system
^S ^S ^S
ps chromium | xargs -I {} renice 20 -p {}
chattr -R +a ~

it's the subtle shit boys.

>coworker leaves her irc open when going to toilet
>spam "kill all wh*tes"

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jokes on you user, promotion time for her.
>t. google

>chattr -R +a ~
Fucking lol.

>company mailserver
>allows forging recipients

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fuck, i meant senders

>classmate leaves facebook open in lab computer
>Prof writes a huge, out of the closet post on his wall
>Everyone laughs at him next class

Lmao