>classmate leaves his Slack open when going to the toilet
>spam "Kill all Niggers" in chat
Classmate leaves his Slack open when going to the toilet
fpbp
is meatspin still a thing?
You should have done: "The Jews hate non-Jews and are using their positions of power to fuck us over". People might believe you're being serious.
>co-worker leaves his workstation unlocked when he goes for lunch
>draft an email on his desktop addressed to his manager and the CEO saying "Kill all Niggers"
>don't send it, but leave the mouse pointer right on top of the Send button
>hfw he never ever not ever leaves his computer unlocked again
It's a public service, really.
Well bro I am
nice thread
chaotic good
>be me
>accidentally send "Kill all Niggers" to manager and CEO
>it was an office prank
>manager takes me to the CEO
>manager asked to leave
>CEO offers me a drink
>leans in
>user I know how u feel
I wish I worked for a Jow Forumstard CEO too
10/10 thread, here's your (You), OP.
I would cringe so hard.
>be nigger
Ftfy
best thread on Jow Forums
>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>git commit -am "fuck niggers && git push"
Not
> sleep 1200; git commit -am "Fuck niggers" && git push &
> clear
>co-worker leaves his terminal open
>sudo rm -rf /* for a sick prank
lole!
Then the roofie kicks in and you get to know how he feels.
trolololololo1
>coworker leaves linux system
^S ^S ^S
ps chromium | xargs -I {} renice 20 -p {}
chattr -R +a ~
it's the subtle shit boys.
>coworker leaves her irc open when going to toilet
>spam "kill all wh*tes"
jokes on you user, promotion time for her.
>t. google
>chattr -R +a ~
Fucking lol.
>company mailserver
>allows forging recipients
fuck, i meant senders
>classmate leaves facebook open in lab computer
>Prof writes a huge, out of the closet post on his wall
>Everyone laughs at him next class
Lmao