This giant space dildo isn't a probe, it's a precursor to Niburu at a Lagrange point

35k+ years muh dude thats how old sphinx has to be

What was all that bullshit about Niburu a few years back anyway?

Where is it, roughly speaking?

it is the first object observed that came from another solar system, it was moving too fast to be under the influence of the sun and it was most likely a comet ejecting gas considering it slowed down more than it should have after passing the sun.

It's obviously an ancient Battlestar that's been drifting for eons.

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it's space niggers that's a giant swisher sweet

Its a mainstream meteor

>tfw Trump made space force
>tfw the government intelligence knew about this threat

it's happening.

maybe it just survived twice

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It's a rock

Indian space program by the looks of it.

Looks like a space turd.

Niburu is the birthplace of the gods of the summerian gods.

>Lagrange point
What the fuck is with schizophrenic retards attraction to this word? You have no idea what it means, its just vaguely spacey so you threw it in your post because it made sense to do so in your mentally ill mind.

>supposedly seen by observatory
>cgi picture
fake, gay, and something something in all fields.

except that it sped up, and the escaping gases should be visible which they aren't

Nigga it's a rock that's been traveling for millions of years and just happened to enter our system

Niburu, the SSBBW of planets. Hypothesised to be one big fat ugly bastard of a planet without being a gas giant, it was supposed to come crashing into the planet on 21 December 2012 as that's when the Mayan calender entered a new cycle.
We're 6 years ahead. It obviously didn't crash, because it doesn't exist.
The alternative view is that it's so far out in the Oort Cloud that we can't see it, and the latest Oort Cloud planet is in such a weird orbit that there must be some great gravitational force that keeps it there.
It is my theory that Pleiadan ayylmaos are prepping us for galactic ascendancy in cooperation with nazis underneath Antarctica and Plus Ultra, in a fight against the tyranny of the Jews under Moloch, another ayylmao.

>sped up
Source please. This sounds like a gravitational slingshot, and nothing out of the ordinary for highly eliptical orbits.

It's heading here from the Draconian nebula. It's the reptilians

Nibiru = Planet X
It was believed to come into Earth's orbit and destroy it upon collision, like the Mayan calendar prophecized. Of course it was all bullshit and we get a nice slow death via nog/spic demographic replacement instead.

Indian space probe?
POOPER POWER 2020!

I thought the same thing
Interstellar Baby Ruth

Any photos of the real thing? I don't care about cgi garbage.

It's just some rock that was flattened by gravitational forces, there are no intelligent extraterrestrials anywhere remotely near us, if they exist at all

you'll be looking at a dot against a blurred starfield, it transited too fast to get a solid high res pic

wikipedia. also the trajectory is hyperbolic

>On 27 June 2018, astronomers reported a non-gravitational acceleration to ʻOumuamua's trajectory, potentially consistent with a push from solar radiation pressure.[19][20][52] Initial speculation as to the cause of this acceleration pointed to comet off-gassing,[53] whereby portions of the object are ejected as the sun heats the surface. However, multiple objections have been raised to this possibility. Researchers point out that no such tail of gasses was ever observed following the object. Additionally, the anomalous acceleration was not observed when 'Oumuamua was passing at its closest to the sun as would be expected. A follow up analysis of these claims identifies that, were 'Oumuamua a comet, the off-gassing should have caused such an increase in rotational torque as to tear the object apart

It did sped up, which was out of ordinary, considering it should've slowed down after passing Earth.

it's a big rock

We can't tell what kind of gas is it.
For all we know it's exhaust fumes, or some fucking sci-fi impulse/warp engine shenanigans.

Keep ignoring the large amounts of magnetite present in the rock, I'm so sure it has nothing to do with its velocity/trajectory. The thing is a giant permanent magnet.

>Further analysis submitted in November 2018 explores the possibility of ʻOumuamua as an artificial solar sail accelerated by solar radiation pressure.

it might be an artificial solar sail, like proposed by a couple of Harvard scientists a couple of days ago.

Imagine the smell.

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whow, all those stupid astronomers should have just asked -you- instead of guessing like imbecils. idiot scientists

This has to be the explanation

This is my theory why there is a mass extinction cycle and cultural collapse cycle at distinct intervals.

Astronomers already agree there must be a gas giant object in out near the kuyper belt. I beleive this object's gravity flings comets at us into the inner solar system like clock work every 20 million years and maybe to a smaller degree on a 10-20 thousand year cycle.

There's no smell in space.

astronomical observatories don't see in color, and it's shape was most likely characterized by radar.

niggers

>that underage Jow Forumsdditer who makes godawful thread
>that schizophrenic mod who moves Jow Forumsddit garbage to Jow Forums
who am i quoting

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Dildo

Good thread

your mom is a lagrange point

This thread is going nowhere

ITT: Millenials discovee asteroids

>valid opinion
>afuckingleaf
pick one

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