Grandpa found a ryzen vulnerability

>grandpa found a ryzen vulnerability

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>Lisa Su puts a hit out on Gramps.
poor guy

>mom pushing commits to my master branch

>mum found the stage 3 tarball

>Nan found a vulnerability in RSA

>sis found the private key

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>dad found the Assturbation-Station

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>dog overwrote the signed firmware

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>gangstalkers found the FLIR module
how am i gonna have ATR now

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>cat got the private key with a reset glitch attack

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>Uncle Jeb is suing me for GPL violation.

>chinchilla cybernuked the mainframe and got through the 2-stage captcha

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AMD FX still best

>boomer dad found out about crypto and invested his entire life savings into CS credits

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What did the Intel shill mean by this? His grandpa died in Auschwitz.

>sister's been ARP spoofing

>Cat Detoured all boringSSL calls in my chromium process

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>mom got onto my github and deleted all my projects because they "suck"

>grandpa solved the P=NP problem

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>mom put herself in the sudoers folder

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>mom locked me out of the sudo account

>Mom's reading my memory dump!

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>dad found the your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you do not reply to this post

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fuck you

fuck drumpf and fuck whyte ppl

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>dad did not replied

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>CME destroys my transhumanist body

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>grandma.exe stopped working

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Is he NEET now?

mods please ban me again from this website

Stop staring at me like that I aint gonna answer your questions

>dog found yet another Spectre variant

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Mother is row hammer attacking the (((it))) folder.

>mom is using my server farm to participate in a DDoS

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>Girl next door crashed the building's public wifi at noon.
>Manage to log in first after landlord restores it.
>Find out "BIG'S MacBUUUUk Pro" didn't disconnected at all.

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>Company A is cheaper but sucks for gaming, company B wants my whole wallet for a decent product.

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It's all those grids slowing down your internet connection

ITT: things that never happened

>In This Post: Ramblings of a mega retard

>auntie deployed a bad build on the pipeline

G2h.

fuck you pepe

he cute