>grandpa found a ryzen vulnerability
Grandpa found a ryzen vulnerability
>Lisa Su puts a hit out on Gramps.
poor guy
>mom pushing commits to my master branch
>mum found the stage 3 tarball
>Nan found a vulnerability in RSA
>sis found the private key
>dad found the Assturbation-Station
>dog overwrote the signed firmware
>gangstalkers found the FLIR module
how am i gonna have ATR now
>cat got the private key with a reset glitch attack
>Uncle Jeb is suing me for GPL violation.
>chinchilla cybernuked the mainframe and got through the 2-stage captcha
AMD FX still best
>boomer dad found out about crypto and invested his entire life savings into CS credits
What did the Intel shill mean by this? His grandpa died in Auschwitz.
>sister's been ARP spoofing
>Cat Detoured all boringSSL calls in my chromium process
>mom got onto my github and deleted all my projects because they "suck"
>grandpa solved the P=NP problem
>mom put herself in the sudoers folder
>mom locked me out of the sudo account
>Mom's reading my memory dump!
>dad found the your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you do not reply to this post
fuck you
fuck drumpf and fuck whyte ppl
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>dad did not replied
...
>CME destroys my transhumanist body
>grandma.exe stopped working
Is he NEET now?
mods please ban me again from this website
Stop staring at me like that I aint gonna answer your questions
>dog found yet another Spectre variant
Mother is row hammer attacking the (((it))) folder.
>mom is using my server farm to participate in a DDoS
>Girl next door crashed the building's public wifi at noon.
>Manage to log in first after landlord restores it.
>Find out "BIG'S MacBUUUUk Pro" didn't disconnected at all.
>Company A is cheaper but sucks for gaming, company B wants my whole wallet for a decent product.
It's all those grids slowing down your internet connection
ITT: things that never happened
>In This Post: Ramblings of a mega retard
>auntie deployed a bad build on the pipeline
G2h.
fuck you pepe
he cute