Does Jow Forums have a job?

Yeah I literally got it 4 months ago and got this job 1 month ago, most other local companies don't want you unless you had your license for at least a year, which insurance actuaries count as "experience"

No now fuck off

>$20/hour "software intern"
>Philly suburb
>22
>CS degree in may
>C# and JavaScript
>Blowjob from a girl on tinder last week

yui a shit

180K USD +Bonus
FL
32
HS dropout
In DevOps, so SQL, Bash, Python, Node, PHP, Lua, Groovy.
Couple days ago, with my kid's mom.

I'm the exception not the norm. If you want to be in tech, it just takes hard work and a good attitude.

Is it true you have to network for a good tech job in the U.S.? I'm a 1st year CS undergrad, help me not fuck up please.

My job is to be my daddy's pet and write bash scripts for his gentoo box
>365 cummies/yr

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>15k USD from home
>India
>21
>High school
>None, server/network admin(Mostly bash, python and other scripting languages/tools if that counts)
>6 months back

Don't be retarded. Be active in open source project(s) or do a lot of your own personal projects. Go to all the career fairs and skip classes to get your name out there. Once you get your first internship at a non shit company, you're basically set in the industry. Don't listen to the dumb faggots who say freshmen don't get internships. If you're worth it, you'll get one. Knowing what you're worth to these people is very important. That's of course if you're actually worth anything and not just a monkey who sat in school and got a piece of paper.

$120 milly
34

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25k
In college for Nursing.
I'm a CNA.
Texas.

>500 usd per month, but no need to pay rent or food cause still living with parents
>Shekelslovakia
>18
>still on high school
>none, doing stuff in blender and unity, sometimes working with libre office
>what is sex?

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Yui? More like cutie

€3500 per month
eu
25
msc in engineering
assembly, c, c++, python, powershell, matlab
never

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40k gbp
the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan
22
mechanical engineering
C++, Java, JavaScript; Python and matlab for scripting
7 months ago fuck

>2013 w/ my gf's sister
god, that's hot.
that's very nice of you to have this attitude rather than "lol i make $100k+ without a degree whats wrong with u losers lmao"

>$3,600/year
>25
>Brazil
>CS Grad
>C++, C, Perl
>Last week

>Unemployed
>UK
>19
>Uni Student
>C & C#
>1 year ago

WHy is Jow Forums so poor?

>salary
70 000 CZK/month
>location
Czech republic.
>age
30
>education
MSc.
>work programming languages
PHP, SQL, Python
>last time you had sex
I'm a virgin.

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60k per year
Texas
27
High School graduate
None. Work in a factory.
Last night

>>$3,600/year
What?

about $4900 usd/month
los angeles
24
python mostly
2-3 years, feelsbadman

That, and also why all of this virginity

wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>salary
~$800/mo after tax
>location
Poland
>age
28
>education
Technical HS. Dropped from uni.
>work programming languages
None. The closest skill is HTML.
>last time you had sex
6 months ago. Paid for it.

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Umemployed, 800ish a month
US
26
BS in CS
Not programming anything currently
Haven't had sex for over 3 years

Debian
5 inches
She/her

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>salary
would be around $45k
>location
northern midwest
>age
20
>education
still in college, getting computer engineering degree
>work programming languages
company im interning at uses C almost exclusively, but we have stuff in C#, Python, Java, and JS as well
>last time you had sex
few months ago
I haven't so much as touched a female since then
please make it end

>40k
>PA
>24
>Associates in Art
>GML, C#
>Tuesday

Making shitty app games to keep me float while I work on my own major game project.

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>110k
>South san Francisco bay
>26
>masters CS
>python, still a little bit of C
>3 days ago

>110k
>LA
>23
>cs degree, ok school
>c++ python, fuck ton of aws shit
>this morning

>16k
>UK
>23
>diploma in carpentry
>night shift in petrol station
>learning python
>two months ago

16,250/year (USD)
St. Paul
18
Just high school education
English, German
>Never

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What company and how much you paying for rent?

Yes. I'm also a hs only. 10 years a professional, and making 145k/yr because I proved myself in one job, then networked my way to the next two.

Brazilian here, probably minimum wage.

>cisco
>2.5k
Have eyes on a house if the market bursts, keeping a lot in savings.

>36k
>sweden
>28
>basically a physics degree
>c++
>1970

>37k
>remote
>21
>high school, 1yr college
>bash
>4 hours ago

How much are you able to save?
I'm making more and way less rent and I don't think I'm saving enough to get a house here unless south bay market implodes.

$57000
New Zealand
24
B. IT
Python, JS, SQL if that counts.
One week ago

22.02/h electrical and instrumentation design engineer intern
a nuclear power plant in ontario
21
electrical engineering degree
VBA, sql lol
a few hours ago with my 9/10 19 yr old fiancee

i can't complain, but i do anyway

>72k USD / annum
>Copenhagen
>25
>Bachelors in Computer Engineering
>C#
>kek

36k swe kroner per month? 36k seems VERY low per annum.

22.02/h USD, as if anyone cares

>salary
36/hour

>location
Minnesota

>age
30

>education
Associates degree in programming

>work programming languages
I don't program anything. Nothing about my job is technology related

>last time you had sex
2 years ago

>120k
>Southern US
>30
>BS CS
>C#, C++
>Never

>salary
$90k, but I only work 30 hrs/wk

>location
Vancouver

>age
30

>education
Computer Engineer Bachelor's

>work programming languages
ASM,C,C++,C#

>last time you had sex
Yesterday.

>30k
>ky
>25
>bs cheme
>I used javascript, python and c# to automate some stuff and create a couple of neat reports for the higher ups but I'm really just a warehouse drone
>never

100k
Murcia
28
Java
Last night and I came inside

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Also college drop out fuck that shit

Exactly what I'm waiting on also my father plans to help on a down payment because at this point buying a house by yourself is impossible

Bro I didn't know it was so fucked up there, I thought it was just the memes. Uruguaya. Brother here.

>salary
$65k
>location
New York area
>age
23
>education
BS in Computer Engineering
>work programming languages
C++, C#, C, Java, JS. Some Android dev too.
>last time you had sex
Never

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You're being rapped
Why are you working for do little?

>salary
$200k
>location
San Francisco
>age
20
>education
Less than high school
>work programming languages
Java/Kotlin/C++ all for Android
>last time you had sex
1.5 years ago

Started the job like six months ago with no prior professional experience. I don't intend to stay there long if my salary doesn't move. Thanks for the advice though user.

>im uneducated
wimp

>math PHD
>OP's mom's pussy 300 times a year starting

58k/year
Georgia
25
Some college
No languages
early 2017

>20k/year
>Tokyo, Japan
>32
>Bachelor's
>x86 assembly, C, C++, Python, Go, SQL, PHP

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>15k (grocery store seafood clerk Kel)
>24
>Florida
>Bachelor's biomedical science
>none
>2 years ago

>salary
~50k
>location
Backwoods Missouri
>age
29
>education
In college
>work programming languages
None but im pretty decent at python
>last time you had sex
Last night

>60k
>NC
>24
>Bachelors in Computer Science
>Java(Specifically beanshell), SQL/Oracle, Occasional Python
>Last Week

>last time you had sex
I'm in coitus right now, with my laptop balanced precariously on my gf's back.

>salary
171,600 Mexican pesos per year (without the bonuses)
>location
Mexico
>age
23
>education
College degree in business management
>work programming languages
None. I work making paperwork in my country's secretariat of public education. They also let me watch anime when I don't have work.
>last time you had sex
Virgin

>$51k
>New York
>26
>A+, net+, server+, MS MTA
>none
>Hmm... 3 weeks ago?

>t. Paranoid sperg

A no-go for you or her?

>£29k ann
>it technician
>uk
>23
>bsc engineering
>know a little c# and c++
>2 years ago with an ex

>$95k base
>PNW, U.S.
>22
>Java & JS @ work
>Last week w/ gf
t. a normie, I guess

based

>$9,000
>US
>27
>Some college
>On disability
>3 years ago

70k (Canadian Rupees)
Canada, Duh
21
None, just high school
they use java and react
1 month i think,

about $250k/yr as a consultant
los angeles
51
bs in cs/ai from stanford university
java, objective-c, c#, javascript, php
wednesday

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Have the inheritance of 10 billion, so i dont have to do anything but being a NEET watch anime playing game. And doing research/science whenever I feel like

Age: 23
Education: Bachelor of Mechatronics Engineering.
Not interested in adult women, bit I have many adorable, cute cousin and niece, we cuddle everytime.

$100k from salary/bonuses
Atlanta
26
Bachelor's in IT, couple semesters in a CIS Master's (dropped out)
Python, Bash, some Go
Never

>tends to hover around $55k/yr, can be up or down some months depending, since I work commission sales
>Portland, OR
>31
>went to culinary school but don't ever use it
>nope
>last night

I feel pretty lucky compared to most of the people I hang out with, and yet, I can't help but feel like I've fucked up my life a little.

Ahoj,
I just started my first programming job, got 25k CZK/m for the first 2 months. Its mainly C# and TS. What kind of raise can I expect if I do well ?

>salary
$60k equivalent
>location
Norway
>age
25
>education
Master in microelectronics
>work programming languages
C#, C++, C
>last time you had sex
Never unless you count hookers

>raise
dude, programmers don't wait around for raises. we leave every 6 months and get more at the new job/gig.

>$32k is top 1% income on Earth.
You fucked nothing up and you have decades left new ventures.

Oh I didn't know that. That is interesting, I'll ask my boss about details. Thank you, good user.

thanks bro, that means a lot.

They're kind of taking advantage of you imo unless you live in a very affordable area where salaries trend lower. Try to buy time with the current pay checks, brush up on technical interviews. Then do a round of interviews and talk to your current employer before accepting any offers in case they bid for you. Good luck user.

0$ (neet)
wired
22
high school
C, JavaScript, Python
2 years ago.
I will be a sysadmin . Wish me luck, Jow Forums Should I learn more languages? I will study more...

>150k year
>United States
>33
>College dropout
>Banter, CB shit talking, dick jokes, diesel shop mechanicspeak, field worker and most importantly truckerish.
>August 2018

I too dropped out

What are some good jobs I can use to get my foot into the doorway of a company

74k/yr
TX
23
Bachelors in CS
Java, SQL
2yrs ago in college