Give it up for the piece of tech that proves the Japanese are the superior race.
Technology is not just computers
Ryder Ramirez
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John Anderson
just use a bidet my dude
Brandon Torres
just buy a chinese toilet seat bidet add-on for your toilet on aliexpress for $50 my dude
Christopher Brown
Da fuq is dat?
Jacob Ward
it washes your ass
Jason Lee
I don't really get the point of a bidet when the sink is literally 2 feet away, just put water on the toiler paper and you're basically golden
And at a public bathroom it seems like even more work to maintain
Dominic Martin
Charles Perez
You can probably get one of those locally for cheaper
Ian Price
thats just going to mix the shit on your ass with water, its still gonna be on your ass
Isaiah Miller
>Takeaway bag for special poos
Jace Kelly
Not nice to call your mom a piece of tech.
Kevin Russell
A bidet is literally on of the best (and most important) thing in my life. I literally can't take a shit outside of my bathroom, literally that thing cleans your ass so good that you can literally stick your cock up my ass and it comes out clean.
Julian Smith
>being this retarded
Jace Thompson
You have never used a bidet have you.
Alexander Williams
I miss this shit, ever since I moved to Canada. Toilet papers hurt my ass so much.
Why can't white people into this ?
Brandon Ward
Glad we're on a proper weeb board where all of us use the ass gun
I love that thing so much
fucking baka gaijin touching and spreading shit on their bum with dead trees absolutely filthy
Alexander Davis
heck no, i just shower after, there's something very feminine about bidets
Mason Johnson
Just get one of these
Xavier Ortiz
Bidet is literally enema on steroids, literally the insides of your rectum is so clean that you just want to insert something inside.
Chase Cooper
Always kept my shits inside until I can get to one. Sometimes long enough for it to become rock hard but the bidet breaks it up and I can shit it out easily. I can confidently say my asshole is the cleanest out of all the people in my 50 mile radius because im getting enemas every time i shit
Carson Richardson
i'll have you know my asshole is cleaner and i'm within a 50 mile radius
Ian Miller
Actually my asshole is cleanest, in fact so clean that I can have anal sex at the drop of a hat.
James Brown
yeah but you're not within a 50 mile radius of
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now it's 40, better fucking hide
Liam Garcia
You underestimate the amount of water pressure on a typical bidet
Christopher Barnes
I have a hand shower at home, and it's really good. My European relatives had it in their house and I was fascinated at how handy it was.
Even the wettest, most sticky, poor could not evade the power of my hand shower. I use it prior to wiping, and hell does it make wiping a lot easier and convenient
Jaxson Evans
I've always wondered about bidets though, what do you do about having a wet ass? I've got some hair so it's going to take a little effort to dry. I've seen lots of pictures where the TP is either non-existent or is that trash ultrathin stuff that disintegrates if your hands are sweaty.
Luke Hughes
You can use toilet papers to dry out your ass. You only need to touch your ass lightly so they won't hurt your ass like you use them to wipe.
My grandpa even has a towel dedicated for this.
Dominic Cooper
In based nippon or any other se Asian country toilet paper is supposed to be thrown directly into the trash can as it is only used to dry off your pristine spotless arsehole (so your hand never touches contaminated)