Getting tired of MATE as my desktop environment. I've had it for a long time

GNOME or KDE plasma?

>she

start using i3 like a normal human being and you will get laid

XFCE.
You can customize it.

her name is reverse image search on google

clearly kde/xfce
instagram.com/kristinicole924/ this is the girl in the pic

>xfce

LIPSTICK ON A PIG

XFCE/LXDE , fast , lightweight , reliable , agruably pretty.

KDE, because KDE is the best. And you deserve the best.

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Just imagine the smell haha

Don't worry fren. When you make it thotty's like these will be a finger clap away.

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I'm already 28....
I'm pretty much fucked at this point. I wouldn't even know what to do

Women cant tell you're a virgin unless you're literally like "uhh wheres the hole and what do I do with it"

Never admit you're a virgin to a woman and you're more likely to fuck her

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>LXDE
>pretty in any sense
pick one and only one

>xfce

LIPSTICK

ON

A

PIG

Iiktf. I don't even care anymore...

>Women cant tell you're a virgin
KEK
Believe me, they'll definitely pick up on your lack of experience, especially during foreplay. most of these anons have never even kissed a girl before

It's not that great, believe me. It feels better in fantasy than in reality.

>Believe me, they'll definitely pick up on your lack of experience, especially during foreplay. most of these anons have never even kissed a girl before
Unless you're an autist who behaves conspicuously awkward, she can't tell. My first gf didn't believe me that I was a virgin.

I started using LXQt+openbox on my desktop as my DE. It's pretty comfy and openbox allows you to customise shortcuts. I still use awesomewm on my laptop because of the reduced screen real-estate, but on my desktop there's plenty of space for windows. I could have awesomewm in float with opendesktop.org desktop icons and menus but then I'd just be mimicking a DE so why not just use one.

Loosing it is a slippery slope. It's the closest thing to a an addictive substance one can get. Once you get a taste, you'll likely go mad.

>xfeces

>Unless you're an autist who behaves conspicuously awkward
Do you know where you are?

swallow your pride and get a escort
after this, start browsing Jow Forums and hit the gym

Mate is the only usable one and only because the gtk2 version still exists. Gtk3 programs are so broken it's like a running gag that never ends, and kde is extremely buggy and crashes less than 5 seconds into a session every time I try to install it, if it even succeeds in installing.
LXQt is too featureless, i3 is by far the best tiling wm but it's still too tedious to manage programs that misbehave under that paradigm (there are a lot and you'll be endlessly writing new rules for them; plus, no minimizing windows is a huge blow to productivity if you're doing actual work and therefore need many windows and to prop up a single window just one time temporarily, hence such that using multiple workspaces for that isn't viable). Xfce was always mate's retarded cousin (it's very similar and could be quite good, but it has severe edge-case bugs that will crash the entire session - unknown what triggers it exactly but needless to say, that doesn't make it attractive). Now it uses only gtk3 as far as I know making it downright useless when it used to be at least almost decent.

Really, technology has gone backward 100 steps a day for the past decade. We used to have two fantastic DEs: gnome and kde, now we have only trash and the best is a maintained version of decade-old gnome. We used to have several great browsers (such as firefox and opera), now all we have are chrome clones and firefox is more like garbagefire now. We used to have many good distros, now ubuntu's installer hasn't been able to deal with lvm without entering an infinite loop for over 5 years, everyone uses the buggy, resource-munching systemdick, and only gentoo is viable (and it's more like a compromise than a really good choice).

We were so close back then, but nowadays we're so far it will take at least two decades to undo the damage the corporations have done to the entire software ecosystem.

I was a virgin until I was 26. Met a girl on Jow Forums, took a 14 hours plane trip to meet her, brought her back and married her. True story. Don't give up yet.

Cuddling > Sex
Its the only reason I want a partner honestly.

Jesus Christ what?
I’m literally a help desk guy and I hit number 30 on Sunday (I’m 24)
How can you be this ugly or retarded?

Well you say that, but have you ever had a cute girl with a vag that tastes sweet sit on your face and masturbate while you fap furiously? That memory has been permanently burnt into the spank bank, my friends.

Literally never even talked to a girl in a social setting.

Not even at secondary/high school?

How can I get an ass like that?

Honestly ? I miss my virginity. I wish I stick to my PC games and PS1 back then and not socialized and maintain wizard stats. But hey, just sayin. It's easier to lose it than keeping it.

Outside of class or some group project?
No.
And it's even worse: Never even chatted with a girl online.

Probably the only time I've ever socialized with a girl would be kindergarten age, but as far as I can actually remember anything - never had a casual conversation with a girl, ever.

Dude wtf happened to you?

Unless you’re in a wheelchair or something I refuse to believe you’re a virgin in an age where fucking Tinder exists.

BBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFBRBLRBLRBBRLBLRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

Anxiety, social phobia or just extreme shyness, don't really know.
Although I don't have any problems talking in front of a crowd, customers, holding a presentation, etc - I actually prefer that over one on one.

I'm 30+ so it's way too late to even try now.

Those are some tight jeans.

pretty much this
Swallow your pride and pick an ugly south east Asian tinder match

Only about 5% of the guys match with anyone on Tinder.

Shame about her masculine chin and jawline. Look how attractive she is on the right when she hides them.

I’m nothing special, not even abs or anything and I got a super-like within a day which led to fuckbuddies for 6 months

Bullshit I a 5/10 manlet and I use it to smash fat chicks regularly

>Unless you're an autist who behaves conspicuously awkward
lmao

Literally everyone I know who uses tinder has fucked people. It’s the easiest shit in the world.

Absolutely not true, only person I can imagine saying this is someone who either messed up their first time or someone who never got laid in the first place and is trying to convince themself that they don't need to.

it's because you have a good face, mong

You underestimate your own looks.
But congrats - you are actually chads.

A discussion about switching DEs turned to a discussion about losing virginity.
What did the universe mean by this?

Why is it too late?

stop being dickheads

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That's Jow Forums for you, all this seems like a distraction so they don't have to think about real life

I disagree
>posting a pic of yourself on Jow Forums

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Welcome to Jow Forums

Learn how to shave, grow out your hair and style it, work on that smile, start mewing, hit the gym, 2 cycles on trenbolone.
Solved.

Thanks Jow Forums

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this
unless you're a fatass who loses 30 pounds every time you take a shower, you'll find someone to match with.
in the event that you're someone who still can't match after a week, just improve yourself if you really do want to lose it.

Wait I thought you were having trouble with that face, well anyway, I feel sorry for the girls.

It's never too late. If everything else fails just buy a Russian wife.

Same :(

nice of Jow Forums to chip in as usual

KDE manages to get uglier everytime someone posts it

windows xp gold edition because fuck you.

She seems quite self involved.

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match? can't you think outside the tinderbox?

Getting laid has never been hard. If you go to popular clubs/bars/pubs you can absolutely find someone who wants to fuck. Tinder lets you talk to people without going outside or spending any money, but the downsides are that 1) the person has to approve of you BEFORE you can say a word to them and 2) you lose a whole lot of conversational nuance when texting (although that may work in the favour of some anons).

If you feel comfortable dancing, go to a club; it doesn't even matter if you're that good (this leads to easy lays). If you're good at talking people, go to a bar or pub. You may have some social anxiety, but you can help with that by having a few drinks by yourself before going out. Lots of people at bars and pubs are friendly and don't mind more company while they drink, you just have to be fun. Approach groups, especially regulars. Learn the bar staff's names. You'll feel more comfortable and confident once you know some folks and that'll make approaching and talking to girls way easier. After that it's about finding someone who will fuck you. Your number one goal is to have fun, though. You will have way better chances if you're having fun and making other people's night more fun. Drink and be merry.

If there is a brapper on Jow Forums rest assured Jow Forums is already on the case

On Tinder getting matches isn't the difficult part (for most anyway), it's getting the girl to agree to a date and actually show up. It's a supercluster of flaky girls with inflated egos and nil accountability.

homosexuals do tend to fixate on anuses

Although im not OP im also late 20s kissless virgin.
It's just something that i've been accustomed to over the years. It started with me being "the wierd kid" in school.
When my friends would go out, drink have fun and getting to know girls i was too akward and couldn't hold a normal conversation (what normies consider normal atleast) and i was never interested or good at pretending something i am not. Thus at parties i was always the "too drunk to handle himself" guy to avoid conversations.
After a few years when we all went to college i couldn't really make connections with other people. A few weeks in i discovered weed was the perfect drug for shut ins like me and i started a five year binge of constantly getting high, being alone and being miserable and thinking about that one girl that actually deeply loved me but i rejected because i was emotionally like a brick.
Needless to say i dropped out of university/college (probably for the second time next January since i went back end of last year thinking i could make it).

At this point i don't really intend to live past next summer. I just hope this hindu shit is true and i can start over, i still can't really get over the fact that i've wasted my life like this.

Kinda funny how it went from "bright and curious kid that's gonna go places someday" to "depressed drug addicted reclusive loner who failed at life and couldn't handle it and chickened out."

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>just come up and say hi brah

Im literally sweating reading this.

That's where the three double vodka sodas you drink before talking to anyone come into play

i feel you. this is my 12th year in isolation. there's so little opportunity around (career, relationship, education) that there's no point in even trying to get out of this hole now.

Kde because
Gnome sucks
mate, Lxde and Xfce has screen tearing
cinnamon, budgie, and unity are buggy

too bad if alcohol gives you the shits and you have anxiety that cuts right through alcohol anyway

If it's that bad, you need professional therapy sessions. Nut up and take the first steps to improving your life. Invest time and energy into yourself.

can't cure having literally 0 life experience from 12 to 27 by kidding yourself using CBT

I’m a bong ;)

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I don't know a single thing about dating, fucking or even kissing.
Even if I tried Tinder and matched with someone I wouldn't have a clue what to say or do.

*15 to 27

>nut up
I don’t have a gf or fwb, what do you think I do?

not if you insist on continuing being a bitch

You have no alternatives. When you're 37, you will think "Why did I think it was to late when I was 27?!??"

Don't make a science out of it.

well i'm not sat here thinking "why did i think it was too late when i was 17" but rather "it was already too late at 17"

everyone has responsibilities, careers, children these days. no time to reconnect with a friend they haven't spoken to in 12 years. ridiculous idea.

I seriously got nothing though.
If you called me and said you had a gun to my mothers head and were gonna shoot her unless I strike up a conversation with a girl today, my mother would be dead.