PATCH TUESDAY

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PATCH TUESDAY

UPDATE NOW

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GOYIM YOU ARE MY QA SO TEST IT RIGHT NOW GOOOOYYIIIMMM

>UPDATE NOW
No thanks I don't want to delete my documents

kek
this shit is like russian roulette with your computer

My win 10 installion got deactivated couple of days ago, I fucking love Microsoft.

based
ty OP

Hello sir,
Your license been down to 10 home now.
Please post two $200 ituens gift card codes to upgrade back to pro, sir.

thank you sir.

>using windows
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mine too

support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4464619/windows-10-update-history

>On November 13, 2018, we will begin the re-release of the Windows 10 October Update (version 1809), Windows Server 2019, and Windows Server, version 1809. We encourage you to wait until the feature update is offered to your device automatically.

BASED

support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4467708/windows-10-update-kb4467708

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le trash it

>Addresses an issue that degrades Internet Explorer performance when you use roaming profiles or you don't use the Microsoft Compatibility List.
>Internet Explorer
unironically why is this still a thing?

Who wants to be the first to update after their last few?
But people still insist they save time with computer management and maintenance under Windows rather than Linux. Idiots

that's why the pajeet insiders are for

Updated. Nothing happened and I still dont have dark mode.

Did they fix the issue where task manager would report the wrong CPU usage?

This, what the fuck? Where the fuck is 1809?

1809 is out on their website. Go to microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10. There's an "Update now" button to download an installer that installs the newest update before your devices gets the upgrade through the Settings.

Should be fixed in .107 or .134 update

>meanwhile windows 7 still works and will continue to still work

Thanks. In b4 this cancerous shit stalls at 96%

do the needfull my felow sir, please sir

>But people still insist they save time with computer management and maintenance under Windows rather than Linux. Idiots

That's because constantly fiddling with bugs, errors and things you have to fix yourself is an anomaly for your average windows user, rather than the rule for the linux one whose time is worthless.

How am I doing?

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I'm on LSTB, eat my poo poo

1609? Might as well kill yourself using that outdated garbage instead of 1809 LTSC

LTSB is pure kino. Only thing I prefer in LTSC is the fixed start menu search (LTSB doesn't show portable executables etc)

>it downloads and installs the update
>takes 20 minutes to get past the final 20%
>goes through reboot update cycle
>everything looks fine
>suddenly "undoing the changes made to your computer..."
>log back in
>still on 1803
Pajeet pls

Let's see

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It amazes me that there are brainlets that ask these sorts of questions.

I've been running 17763 since the "first release" six weeks ago. Only issue I've had is the bugged Open With dialog. But I know my way around the registry well enough that it's not a real problem.

Was fixed in .55.

Thanks user, was going to check that myself. MS Update Catalog, here I come...

Oh boy, workplace is going to be hell tomorrow.

Install IBM/systemd

I generally don't recommend getting feature updates this way because most of the time people complain about settings changes and more bloatware installed it is through this method.
Just wait until it is offered in Windows Update.

Windows 10 Education on the Semi-Annual (Targeted) Channel here.
You lot can be my guinea pigs and I’ll update in 6 months ;)

>It amazes me that there are brainlets that ask these sorts of questions.
explain pls

*sir

DOES education not get updates ?