Windows 10 October 2018 Update now available

how much are you paid for this, rajesh?

The fuck is going on in here?

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Upgrade now.

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good thing i have windows update blocked network wide on my router.

k so........... yknow that SEXY blue outline that used to be around windows in the foreground? GONE :))))))
just TOTALLY GONE
PISSES me off
it was one of the FEW things that i thought was VERY tasteful in windows 10
and there's no EASY WAY to LOOK UP how to "REINSTATE" it...
cause the update is so damn NEW
garbage ass bullshit

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also my MOUSE SCROLL FLIP FLOP setting was reset.
gotta go BACK & CHANGE the values for "NATURAL" scrolling

also CORTANA searches give you a WIDE-ass shit-ass dirt-ass start menu bar.
just WIDENS itself at its own discretion.
horseshit

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and the PERFECTLY PERFECT "SNIPPING TOOL" is "MOVING" to "SNIP & SKETCH" apparently... where you cant even SAVE a fuckin JPEG. crap ass windows metro ui. can't just keep my perfect little snipping tool. tiny window, everything i need. no it's gotta be "CONSISTENT" with the NEW WINDOWS LOOK! traaaaaaaash

more than ANYTHING tho, that fuckin TRAGIC LOSS of the BLUE OUTLINE might be my reason for REVERTING. fuckin buncha bull shit

why the FUCKING FUCK would they get rid of that

ok nvm just hadda change my accent color :)))

Kek microsoft is now the official rolling release distro, arch dwellers SEETHING

So what happens to the people who use LTSC

You won't get me this time, microsoft. I'm not installing this shit until next year, when I can be somewhat sure it won't destroy my pc.

wide-ass shit-ass dirt-ass start menu search bar help me fix it pls

also an ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT that i THOUGHT i deleted alla sudden RE-APPEARED after the update

This thread has made it fairly clear to me how often a single person will bump the absolute shit out of their own thread.

WROOOOOOOOOOONG.
NOT my thread 1sta all
& 2nd, i SAGE outta HABIT
and RESPECT
i often PINE for an AUTO-SAGE option
it's like my own personal CAPTCHA
so much for this damned Jow Forums pass...

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yes very cool but doesn't the WIDE-ASS CORTANA START MENU just BUG the FUCK outta u? i dont GET it
look how USELESS that extra space is when you're searching for a setting
UGH

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This is almost certainly all the same guy.

erm... yeah. yeah did i try & HIDE it? no. no i didn't
sheesh

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ugly-ass wide-ass cortana bull shit

Just don't go anywhere else. It's like you're the spawn of fluffies or something.

the "SPAWN" of "FLUFFIES"...
yeah great reference my dude
y'definitely safely "ABOVE" me in the social hierarchy
for that groundbreaking commentary

'sn×gga sed "SPAWN OF FLUFFIES"
'the actual fucc

........... kinda loox like a DOPE GAME desu

But anyway, who shit in your sketti today?

>UPDATE NOW
implying windows 10 users have a choice lmao

ltsb/ltsc users do

erm...... MICROSOFT, clearly. all i want is the OPTION to disable that absolute WASTE of screen real estate in cortana. but alas, there is none. this is just the "WAY OF THINGS" & we all gotta ACCEPT it. they probably figure they'll get more traffic comin thru "BING" if they formul8 it this way. 'sgusts me.

Does it fix the CPU % in Task Manager?
Does it fix the grouping in Task Manager?
Does it fix the flashing '>' in Task Manager?

more spyware and antispyware circumvention

Anybody who can operate RegEdit does.

Why do YOU randomly uppercase CERTAIN words? It makes you LOOK like some sort OF retard.

There is some #truth in there.

>TFW my windows 10 PC is permanently offline and airgapped

>that 30 year old Ballmer that loves Microsoft
rate my OC

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gee it's almost like it's NOT random ??????

BOOM answered

Wow your IQ must be as high as that of Mario Einstein

some MUCH-SOUGHT-AFTER aesthetic changes . . .

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k last thing...
i could have SWORN that "DARK MODE" was going to amend this absolute ABOMINATION of a UI in foobar......
but nope
nope
great
'tsfuckin great
~ferusterated kneeslap~

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Being this autistic

Brother I'm pretty sure you can change the way foobar looks yourself

g-good1! ~condescending chortle~
yyyyyyyyeah but isnt "FULLY DARK MODE" only achievable with some sorta universal windows theme?
im not lookin to go that "DEEP" widdit u feel me

detached-memetic-sentence-fragment game strong! fuck wit

do ppl actually use this shit?
win7 user here

>implying I'm ever updating again

Ever since january, I've long since stopped relying on winblows updates for anything. Your security is shoddy, your feature updates are terrible, and if you try and use anything like LTSC or pro edition, you get screwed anyway because MS resets you to home edition with their pajeet tier server owners and software "testers".

>implying this has ever happened to anybody here
>but you heard from some guy on discord that someone read in rt.com a backref to an archive.org snapshot of a nsaneforums post that some computer janitor told a guy at my company that another machine he'd worked on earlier that day did that - i think, im more a hardware guy y'know

>and if you try and use anything like LTSC you get screwed anyway because MS resets you to home edition
wut

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Just disable Cortana, it's useless anyways, download a app launcher or some shit that works better for your taste, stop being retarded

whats new exactly in it?

W10 Enterprise iso is the only thing I'll touch.

THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT

>tfw when nobody appreciates nor even hates my art
>when it goes by completely unnoticed.

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Careful now boys, Sherlock here is (almost certainly) on yir case

Fuck off retard, nobody updates right away.
You can't do build updates on LTSB/LTSC anyways.

'the fuck up sh*thead. i use 'everything' for files since cortana FAILS to even LIST files in searches anymore. but for launching SPECIFIC settings menus it was still serving its purpose...
so i'll END UP doing that
but NOT cause YOU said it
gosh

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOLOLOL
ITS FUNNY! GOOD WORDPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL POOR GUY ..........

bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-bug-is-deactivating-windows-10-pro-licenses-and-downgrading-to-home/

Similar reports are happening with LTSB.

>implying this has ever happened to anybody here
It's happened to ME, multiple times. Lets just say a borked windows update resulted in a 12 hour update loop that I couldn't cancel out of. Why should I trust them now, pajeet? Especially when their updates are so bad that they had to constantly recall them for several months.They JUST re-released the october update that was supposed to go online at the start of october. It took them a month to fix what was essentially a guaranteed PC bricker.

(You) don't count dude - get real. You're a fucking nothing. Give me a link to someone who actually matters (and no, bleepingcomputer doesn't count), and I'll bite.

The only time I've heard of windows downgrading itself has been pirated versions with shitty hacktivation attempts that broke.

I'm trying to make your life a little better, Cortana is useless

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>all these reports don't count
>Bleeping computer magically doesn't count as an external source
>daddy Microsoft would never try and hurt me
>why must you bully the multi-billion dollar corporations

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Saw some reports of original copies downgrading, but it was temporary and in hours had come back to normal, other than that just autistic people trying updates using KMSpico

yeah. word. notice how i ACKNOWLEDGED it was good advice but implied you should ADJUST your tone in the process. ADJUST, shithead. your image is relevant on a level you didn't even intend. i'm a goddamn genius you're trash by comparison. dont get it twisted.

it's sparkles

sAAAAAAAAAAAAge

lo Oo o Oo Ooo O OO oO O o Ol i was like SURELY SOMEONE must recognize this . . .

literally JUST thought that. so you think you BLEW the case WIDE OPEN? NAAAAAH. was JUST thinking it was about time that someone noticed. bunked once again . . .

like he even KNOWS what you MEAN...
that comment isnt even for him, it's for ME
and you KNOW it
sicka playin GAMES

wide-ass bunk-ass cortana menu loox like sh*t fix it

A fantastic argument to convince me to re-enable windows update. Though in the future I suggest MS pay you a bit more than 10 cents an hour.

His dubs rate is 3/19, though. Good on him.

Don't start bitching when Wannacry v2 comes along and eats all your data, then.

lOo oO oOo oo OO Oo O oo Oo OO o ol
i mean, all ive been doing is TRASHING it
but erm ....... decent meme i suppose

YEAH??????? FUCK ... REALLY? ROLLING BAAAACK
BACKING UP...... BACKING UP . . . ~like spongebob sez~

You mean the ransomware that was instantly disabled by turning off a few ports in your firewall?

No, I mean the ransomware that was instantly disabled by installing the patch that came out three months before.

I refuse, the way you write really make me pissed, you're the kind of guy that makes me leave a room I want to be in, just because I'm against violence.

Which opened up 50 different other vulnerabilities because MS doesn't even test their updates.

>when faced with facts, lie
Pottery.

>a windows update would never introduce a worse vulnerabili-

zdnet.com/article/windows-7-meltdown-patch-opens-worse-vulnerability-install-march-updates-now/

OH NONONONO

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ah. i feel u. interesting. PISSED, eh?
bit of an OVERREACTION, hm?
jussalilbit? idk.
perhaps there are a FEW too many CAPPED words.
i'll give ya that.

lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
let us get this party started

>2hard.jpg

EH? neh. i have addressed this claim as well
BOOM proff

proof, rather. ~aherm~
so yeah
what do you hip young whippersnappers use instead-a cortana?

better than people who put too many dots after sentences............. wonder whats going though their..... minds..... come accross as retarded imo.............

Nah, fuck off retared

h'haaaaa a aa a aa a a a a aa a a a a a a aa a aa
disgruntled mankgoer?
getting disgruntled mankgoer vibes . . . .

WOOH. brutal

This thread is complete fucking garbage.
If you're going to use Windows, just use LTSB/LTSC.