Jow Forums,
your girlfriend wants to use your PC or laptop.
How fucked are you?
Jow Forums,
your girlfriend wants to use your PC or laptop.
How fucked are you?
What's wrong with yours?
I only have an iPad.
Man there's this girl I really really like, stop reminding me senpai.
lmao
pfft my gf can barely turn on her laptop, i'd be honestly amazed if she figured out how to launch the browser on mine.
u think it's best to find a gf that is tech-illiterate?
kek
Why would I be fucked? My wife barely uses a computer despite being proficient at them. So if she needs to use one she uses mine. And since I'm not a 14 year old edgy degenerate phone poster. I don't have this issue.
What's the problem? We like the same porn.
I’d just log in with KDE and she’ll be fine
>I have a girlfriend
Even other engineers have been stumped by my setup though
>"I just realized I have no idea how to use your computer"
Which makes sense, unless you know the rofi or terminal hotkeys there's not much to do.
oh god your right. if you dont know vim keys theres no fucking way that you could use my awesomewm set up.
...or you know, login with Bitlocker+Windows Hello and (s)he cannot bypass the login screen.
good idea, I'll do the same
stop watching hentai then
what dude I dont use a login manager
it would literally just be the login prompt for tty1
>your girlfriend
What?
just tell her she can't
*spawns up an ungoogled-chromium window on a new i3 desktop*
sure, honey; just stay in the browser window, ok? You know, you always say my GUI is too fucked up for you to use~
In the meantime, give me yours so I can fix it and finally update that debian installation
> be me
> have a dragon dildo collection in closet
> no homo, just like how it feels in my ass
> be in my room with gf
> gf asks to use my laptop to do an online quiz (if she doesn't finish it today, she'll fail the class)
> she opens browser
> starts quiz
> laptop at 2%
> asks me where my charger is
> can't find it
> "wait user, don't you usually keep your charger in the closet?"
> wait no no no no
> open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur
I used to have an IG account where I just followed thots to jack off to them. Of course I'm retarded and forgot to clean my internet history, so she stumbled on it and freaked the fuck out. This happened.... almost 2? years ago
Anyway we broke up and I made a new account kek
She only uses macOS. I basically put all my pron in /home/me/pron and she still can't find that shit on Debian.
>How fucked are you?
Not at all. I can say "no."
>girlfriend
Perfectly fine, she already has a non-administrator user. I can see what she does, she can't see what I do.
>sharing your personal tech with a wymyn
>ever
Jow Forums will defend this
Underrated post
>> no homo, just like how it feels in my ass
Change mode of porn folder to 770
Switch to guest account.
ezpz
you say you can say "no"...
I have a girlfriend? Awesome.
>turn on
>Debian grub appears
>please enter Luks passphrase to unlock disk
>give her wrong pass phrase
>claim it must have broken and I’ll have to reinstall later
MOMS GONNA FREAK
Jokes on you, I don't have a GF
0 woman
0 problems
And Hookers are not that expensive
I don't have one. And if I did she probably wouldn't be able to use it because i3.
If its notebook, it is fine.
If it desktop, well shit.
No real problem desu. Worst thing that could happen is someone opening up a steam chat window and calling me a nigger. My desktop would be entirely fine too, nothing but some work and study related things on there.
>girlfriend
If hypothetically I somehow manage to get a girlfriend, she would be able to use my computer at all, because I use i3 and mostly CLI programs (except browser)
>girlfriend
Is that movie any good?
>tfw gf steals my lolis with scp
She would be pretty annoyed that all websites are broken, because of uMatrix and stuff
>How fucked are you?
Not at all. My gf can navigate a Windows XP machine so she'll be right at home on Q4OS. Now install Q4OS.
>girlfriend uses scp rather than sftp
You are dating a brainlet
scp is perfectly fine if you're copying a directory's worh of images over. And it's faster than sftp, and you get remote autocompletions with zsh.
>shilling scp > sftp
You’re a brainlet
Yes
>my girlfriend
haha
Totally fine. I'd be fine with her using it. I just stream my porn in private windows and for the most part, I watch tame af porn so she's good to go.
The worst part would probably be the somewhat offensive images I've saved from Jow Forums
>> "wait user, don't you usually keep your charger in the closet?"
That would mean she already knows, wouldn't it?
I'd be fine. I hate the term, "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" but in terms of my gf using my computer, I'd really be fine.
If I don't want people using my computer, I just leave vim open. They never figure it out.
She has a login if she needs it, no drama.
You're not implying that anyone would be stupid enough to run an unrestricted account, are you user?
>porn folder named itILITEXEC
>porn folder hidden in world of warcraft folder
she will never search for porn in my wow folder r-right boys?
not at all because i got her hooked on some of my kinks
>searches for literally anything beginning with "e"
Ono
>caps lck is control
>control is fn
>fn is meta
>meta is capslock
>i3wm autism
I hope she likes traps and Hitler.
;_; she will mock me for my floating windows WM.
>she
you so funny man
Jow Forums doesn't have gf's, we are all foreveralones.
It would not pose a problem, as I use KDE, a DE that is both extremely intuitive and thus easy to use for complete beginners as well as very powerful with tons of possibilities to enhance the workflow of experienced users.
Though none of that matters anyway since
Sauce on jav pretty please
>your girlfriend
Where do you think you are?
kek'ed
>where's the internet explorer icon user?
>your girlfriend
Stopped reading here.
>Jow Forums
>girlfriend
dropped
Uh, not any more than I was previously considering she literally does not exist.
My fucking sides
more like how fucked is she
amirite?
post your rc.lua
see Also, she won't get past tty0. And if she somehow does, she won't know how open anything. And if she somehow does, my computer's internet history isn't saved.
>not having a vm for every usecase
No
We watch hardcore porn together, so, uh, not in the slightest.
Maybe
"Yeah, one second, babe."
mv porn/ .porn/
"Here you go."
>"Why not?"
>"Because I'm hiding things from you."
She wont like this. Trust is important in a relationship
>trust implies monitoring of each other
I don't know about that. I see the point in how that response would be bad.
>your girlfriend
If I have one I could take it
this desu. An ideal gf should know no more than how to use apple products independently and play netflix on the TV. It's gratifying to be needed for tech issues and it adds a layer of personal freedom between her and my phone or computer. God I hate having to solve apple problems though
If you have a gf then either she already knows everything or you've taken the sacrifice by purging shit and vowed to keep that shit clean.
So either way this thread is retarded as fuck.
>Model M with blank black keycaps
Never had an issue, user
Log her into a guest account. Problem solved.
I have an encrypted drive for my things and a regular C:-drive with windows-files for my GFs and flatmates accounts
my qtbf would be fine with everything i have on it and curiously ask what each and every thing is.
Add a "." in the beginning to make it a hidden folder
...unless you're using Windows. You're not using Windows, r-right?
>bitlocker
what, is she going to mount your drive in another os to look at the files?
Honestly yeah, just go for a bunch of non-mainstream memes like tiling wms, launchers like rofi or dmenu, vim/emacs/other keyboard-based editor, etc.
No one will be able to use your computer
I didn't realize we could shill terminal utilities.
Fuck, I'd like to shill du and lsblk. Who needs a file manager?
>i3wm
that also sounds like emacs
>ls is remapped to ls -A
Only if she can crack my 30 character password.
I don't have anything really. I'm not a data hoarder. My browser doesn't save cookies and history anyways.
I don't know
you should be fine, unless you are overweight
Not at all fucked. Why would you be fucked OP?
A hooker is more likely to just take the laptop anyway