Apple is dying

Apple is dying

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imagine being as racist and sexist as intel users

Good.

fuck you crying about then

Tears of joy

Apple has been dead since Jobs came back.

Very nice

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>implying Apple dying doesn't just mean Windows and Javadroid hegemony

Good.

Good. That means the US government will Stanard Oil the fuck out of Microwanker and Jewgle.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>WHICH OLD WITCH
THE WICKED WITCH

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And that's a good thing!

>16% plunge in less than a week

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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...AIDS ??

I won't be happy when it's dead but I'll be glad it's gone

digits confirm

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>$884B market cap
I remember when it was the first $1T company.
times have changed.

Lol retards. Apple isn't dying, something like that would take a literal apocalypse-level scenario to happen. If the earth is splitting beneath your feet, then Apple isn't dying.

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oh shit, shit, shit!

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isn't* splitting

>this entire thread
youtube.com/watch?v=fVrQdz_x9hs

It doesn't mean it's good though. It's like saying Facebook is dying. It's not REALLY dying, there will always be old people being retarded on Facebook. But it's dying in quality and relevance.

Even as they die they do G*ds work: bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46206622

>tfw sold my macbook and bought an asus gaming laptop today and didn't even know applel was dying.
I sure picked a great time to stop being a macfag.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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I'll ruin your train

APPLETODDLERS BTFO

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this probably upsets those fruit kids i think

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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(((And why this may be a good thing)))

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how will itoddlers ever recover?

Sounds fun tbqhf

>tfw trying to catch a fallen knife
>currently 2000 in red

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>tfw work part time in apple retail
>apple gives retail workers a lot of stock for free
>was planning on saving it forever and becoming a millionaire
>my precious shares will soon be worth nothing
bros i literally can’t recover

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it's literally still more than it was a year ago, and a lot more than it was three years ago. there is a a dip every single year and all the idiots say they are doomed while everyone else gets rich off it

Apple has been long dead, what we have now will never die.

Good riddance. For a short time, they were great, but under the leadership of that literal faggot Tim Cook, they have been making the absolute worst design decisions. I don't want to give up all other ports now because, just maybe, USB C might become widely adopted 10 years after the computer is no longer usable. The design of the latest iPhones is a complete atrocity. I like having a few physical buttons and that "notch" or whatever it's called is a bit awkward and not something I care to get used to.

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You mean firing you at 1 year 11 months so they can deny you the shares and "offer" them to the next new hire sucker.

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I’ve already received share tho like the restrictions were lifted

>people hate apple therefore they must be google shills
Nigger please
All major tech companies deserve hate

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>t. SEETHING poogler

You're evading your 20 years of bans iPoojeet.

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Ding dong the witch is dead!

>implying
You’re evading the toilet, Andresh

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Which old witch?

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The wicked witch!

DING DONG iTODDLERS BTFO

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S and dab on grave

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good to hear
what a nice time to live, i'm so happy

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Well, yeah, it's part of why they are stopping reporting individual unit sales and are probably going to focus harder on "services" i.e. Apple music, etc

Their Mac user base is kinda pissed off their neglect and price rises, The iPads are cucked by the OS and is getting heavily mixed reviews, and the price rises of the newest iPhones is probably pricing a lot of people out of getting the new models and are choosing to keep their current phone or go for an android alternative.

Part of the reason they've increased the prices of units is because they are trying to show their shareholders they are "growing" despite stagnating sales, and that isn't going to be sustainable at all. They really needed to hit that $899(128)/$999(256) price point with the MacBook Airs and fucked up.

I hate to tell you basement dwelling children, but the reason the headlines mention Apple at all is because they are the king of the technology companies. The articles aren't about Apple, they are about technology in general.

It is technology that is dying.

>"Apple really has people questioning technology and the FAANGs," Kim Forrest, a senior equity research analyst at Fort Pitt Capital Group, said.
What this means is not that people are going to go out and buy your shitty iPhone clone called Android, it means people just aren't buying any of this shit anymore.

WHO CARES!

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Not so much "dying" but technology is reaching a point where it's pretty much everywhere, even freaking Africa. So shareholders ain't getting their eternal growth jollies out of the tech industry any more

Device growth is probably going to be fairly stagnant from now on, i can honestly see Apple doing a stock buyback since it's unlikely they can rely on stockholder money in the future. The stockholder money is probably going to go into software and platforms in the future.

kek

Some gay Android manufacturers do suck cock because they saw Apple sucking cock.

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