What is the beverage of choice for the average Jow Forumsentleman?

Go back.

Cheap beer or cheap whiskey.

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coconut water aka nectar of the gods

>which has been aptly described as "reddit bean juice"
This sentence makes me very sad. I feel sorry for you, user.

When does the narwhal bacon again?

Please go back guys

only the best for the brightest.

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Samefag. Hey, hipster user, everyone likes money. You don't, though, right? Most likely a self-described minimalist. Kek

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Perhaps one day you'll learn to form opinions on your own and instead of spouting inane phrases.
Perhaps one day you'll realize that you are the cancer ruining this site.
Hopefully this day will come soon, for your sake.

Nice meme. Praise kek, fellow redditor.

Why are bean juice guzzlers so easily flustered? Is it because they are dependent on a stimulant? How sad.

>current year
>unaware of the hivemind

based and redpilled

>Make espresso with DeLonghi Magnifica 4200S
>Add 2 sugars
>Steam whole milk until foamy
This is how I start every morning, latte's are truly god tier.

At work I drink espresso and water.

Addict.

tea
water
pear/apple/mango/orange/pineapple juices

The Earl Grey, you sun ov a bitch.

Caffeine is a tool utilised by grown ups, coffee is just the medium we apply it with. You'll understand when you stop being a NEET if that ever happens.

>m-my drug is a t-tool
>I-I'm not dependent, I just need it...

unironically Monster Zero Ultra

>wagecuck needs stimulants to keep him slaving away for the man
>says "at least I'm a grown up"

Where did I claim I wasn't dependant?

>Wagecuck
I actually enjoy my job and it provides me with social interaction, as well as cash I can spend on technology. I've never worked a job in my life where I did it solely for the wage, you must have no talent if you can't find a job that you enjoy.

Learn to spell. In this case it is dependent, a dependant is a different thing.
You didn't claim it, it was inferred from the way your wrote.

>I actually enjoy my job and it provides me with social interaction, as well as cash I can spend on technology
yes keep purchasing electronics, good boy

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I'm from the UK, dependant is correct. Don't assume we all use English Simplified.

I'll do what I want with my money faggot. Maybe I'll pay your whore mother to suck my throbbing erection whilst you eat tendies in her basement.

>dependant is correct
No, dependant is a noun. You used it as an adjective which means it should have been dependent. Learn English, you goof.

>I'll do what I want with my money faggot
You'll do what advertisers want with your money

Dependant is used for the noun and adjective in the UK, take your burger spellings to a board that cares you massive retard.

So do you just do nothing all day and leech of your parents? What a horrible existence.

Raw eggs

>Dependant is used for the noun and adjective in the UK
Innit bruv

redbull zero or ultra (or whatever the fuck the latter is called)
im seriously so decensetized to them that i can drink 4-8 cans a day and im getting worried, because the taste of water has become foreign compared to the taste of RedBallsTM w/Zero sugar

Water

Nothing but water baby.

w-what's water baby

tea with milk and no sugar
earl grey is disgusting, as are most pretentious teas desu

Green tea.

Caffeine for alertness, L-theanine for calmness.

You can drink it all day without getting jitters.

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Ur mom's milk.

Ice juice.

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its lik 6 calories

Based and waterpilled

Water. I have soda in the fridge if anyone ever eants it but honestly just the thought of drinking it makes me sick

Ah, I see you're trying to be ass efficient as you can. Have you started growing edible fungi on your feet?

This post ironically is even more reddit than reddit

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>everything i don't like is reddit
Fuck off.

Current list of retards spouting pseudo-scientific nonsense and/or underage twats trying to appear grownup:
(can't tell if sarcasm)

t. caffeine addict

cawfee

Espresso

Caffeine and nicotine is good for you.

Black tea with spring water.

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>using metal in your hot, acidic beverages
YIKES!

stainless steel doesn't care?
Also my tea egg is completely covered with black tea gunk. I doubt the metal has contact with the liquid.

Coffee, I am dependant on caffeined... did it to myself. Sugary as fuck is best.

>stainless steel doesn't count
>because Jews who says what is healthy told me so
DOUBLE YIKES!

You also should try meth, Jews hates when whites tries their mental enchantment drugs.
That's why it's forbidden for whites.

herbal tea.
my top favourites are
>thyme tea
and
>linden blossom tea
add a tiny bit of quality honey (no added sugar bullshit), hint of lemon and its a god tier taste.

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Gentoo is the only thing I use, and coffee is the only thing I drink

Espresso or Tea

For Tea I like lapsang souchong. I never add sugar or milk to either.

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hi hockey tape woman
how is the no-plastics life going?

you still afraid of all the estrogen you got from touching your mouse

water or kill yourself, unironicallly

either tea or water

I legit just keep a big glass of water at my desk at all time. Keep hydrated, bros. It'll help your mental acuity, and it also makes you feel full (less snacking).

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coffee or energy drinks desu

as for alcohol, it has to be bombay sapphire+red grapefruit juice or a mojito

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what

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>asking the engineer to fix their machine that I need to do tests on

corporate koolaid

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What do you mean?
Life without plastic is great, though! I haven't felt this great in years!
No more plastic fatigue.
You should try it.

careful user this shit gives you cancer

Coffee in the morning. Tea throughout the day. Chamomile in the evening.

I have tea and coffee with milk and sugar because it tastes nice and lifes too short.

>when the redditor claims something is reddit
sup reddit

based retard

Coffee before breakfast and after dinner. Water the rest of the day. Sometimes tea in the afternoon and occasionally a beer in the evening. Wine on special occasions such as a fancy dinner.
That's pretty much it for me really. I never drink any soda or juices. Honestly don't even like soda anymore.

Early Grey indeed - the only correct post. These peasants have never seen bergamot let alone taste it.

Saline drip

Ayahuasca

Chilled canned brewed coffee from South Korea or Japan.

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About 8-12 cups of coffee a day sometimes with some grape juice along with it

This fungi has been on my foot for almost a year.
I've never tried to eat it

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Just peel a bit of skin and try it out.
You're not a pussy, are you?

I used to drink a LOT of coffee and I miss it, but it fucked my anxiety up

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I don't know why they wont bring those over mainstream to the USA. both Coca Cola and Pepsi are fucking up not bring their jdm canned coffees over.

pajeet pls.

£120 crate of small beer cans

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>drinking anything but water
Grow up.

no you can't, green tea will eventually still make you feel sick if you drink it too much.

Either black tea or coffee.

workday: plenty of water, 2x coffee, 1-2x tea (mostly peppermint, sometimes green)
weekend: same as workday + some beers or wine, occasionally whiskey or gin