Tell me a story Jow Forums

tell me a story Jow Forums

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What?

tell me a story

no

One time I almost had a boyfriend at 14 but ruined it by being a whore.

whyyyy

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Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

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When I was driving down an off ramp near Toronto, there was a stoplight and I saw some dogs fucking under the overpass. Under that overpass is also Toronto’s only slum, a collection of tents and shacks built by bums

SPOOKY

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who was fone

1917 the ussr exist
1991 it died

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good post

The jews owned USSR

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Don't forget that im the one who brought memri tv here

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Damn these Arabs are based af

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delete this

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btw good night able
you too

Goodnight fren

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Please do

communism kill 100 million people

I asked for a story not a history

One day I had to work all fucking day in a literal basement at school, I was on my own and it was fucking depressing. Then I remembered there was a amazing board called bant and I looked forward to see some hardworking people trying their best at rolling kot or some quality cirno posters. When I arrived however, I saw your thread, a fucking russian nameposter asking incredibly lazily for stories to amuse himself with which shattered the remains of what used to be my soul, which left me feeling empty inside. Thanks.

You are welcome bro

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go study, retard

Why

nigger

nigger.

nigger?

nigger....?

nigger?!

nigger!

"nigger"

Yeah I love niggers

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(((nigger)))

nigger:

nigger&nigger

Nig, Nigg & Nigger

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>be 17 me
>year 2008
>had lost a year in school and quitted the other
>work in the family business
>that year we had issues with the teachers not getting paid, lots of them don't even show up anymore
>school was more of a kindergarden with kids going up and down because of too much free time
>ff october
>I get on the MSN Messenger 2 links to some real estate websites, in which my school is going to be actioned in 40 days
>no word from any directive in the school
>next morning I print 10 copies of each website
>I started going in every classroom (we all knew each other since free roaming was the norm at that point) filling up everyone with the news about the auction

Story is real, I even got a blog running about it with crappy V3 pictures. Should I continue?

Once there was this amazing man named Adolf Hitler. He had the best ideas and got unjustly vilified by history. He was a political and military genius who was willing to do the best thing for humanity even if it meant breaking some eggs.

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Once upon a time, there was a country called USSR. It was one of the two greatest countries in the earth untill one day they fucked up.

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