Please tell me this is fake

Please tell me this is fake

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> Is this an out of season April Fool's joke?

What's the purpose of this shit?

advertiser shekels

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Worksafe board culture will be driven in a different direction from NSFW. Soon, it will be safe to market this site to advertisers, as it will be family-friendly.

Might actually be the end of Jow Forums as we know it.

Remove Jow Forums and /b/

Money. Ad companies blocked Jow Forums because of the porn boards and autistic boards like Jow Forums and Jow Forums. What Hiro is doing is move the blue boards to a new domain that isn't blocked.

That only can happen with a moderation team that actually enforces the rules, something most of Jow Forums lacks. Also checked.

>something most of Jow Forums lacks
if i have to explain to you why this is good then kys

Fuck this gay earth

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wouldn't it be Jow Forums culture to just make something benign become very offensive just for the sake of it?

When the advertisers come with their $$$, Hiroshimoot can hire more mods.

Folks, we have had out differences in the past, but I have learned a lot from you. I have tremendously enjoyed the raw and unfiltered conversation with every one here, even when we called each other rude names and questioned each other's lineages. If this is the end, then I am glad to have spent this time with you, and hope we can someday find another place to meet.

I will post 2D cunny on the new site!

we steganography now

The salt from all the Jow Forumsfags is incredible, i like it! Hiro is btfo'ing them the fuck out

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NSFW boards are being separated and ran in shadow by the US government now (as a way to monitor /pol). Say goodbye to your privacy.

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good luck i'm behind 7 mudkips

>gook actually thinks people wont post nsfw stuff just to fuck with him

Damn, this guy is all about making shekels and exiting scam.
After the literal Jow Forums gold and his waifu vtuber, a SFW only 4chin seems like a good idea :^)

I never said it was you mongrel. What I mean is that mods and janitors won't do real shit because they're lazy fucks who do it for free.

Some advertisers will whitelist the new domain, but the most mainstream ones will tell Hiro to fuck off no matter what.
And you're a fool if you think Hiro will spend money hiring more people to babysit a site know for its trolls and spammers.

i'm planning to burn my 30 or so as-yet unbanned VPN IPs posting gore, tranny operations, etc, but can't decide on whether to go rapid-fire or spread their banning out over months

fuck off falcon you cunt the only reason i see your post right now is because im on a new machine that doesnt filter your trip

see you on the filter on 4channel faggot

>he doesn't force anonymity

Someday we are going to look back on posts like these, and say to ourselves: Those were the days!

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>giving tripfags attention
lolcancer
>giving tripfags attention accidentally
lolaids

pretty much the only reasons you would tripfag on a board is because you are
A: the trusted source of some software or news and needed people to know it was you
B: a huge cocksucking attention faggot
guess which one i think falcon is

lolbutt

Remember when J-List was the only advertiser Jow Forums needed?

Post CP or some equally illegal shit on random threads for months, and when you're left with a few IP spam a wave of new threads containing it.

i think that was before traffic was in the multi terabytes per month

So are we finally free?
Anyway this site is mostly b and pol, so advertisers will continue to avoid this site like the plague, even the sfw version.
Who cares about a bunch of anime fags? The most profitable board to advertise to is g, and even then I don't think we are worth that much

>implying every person browsing Jow Forums doesnt block ads and half of them arent blocking js

bring back zip

Do you blame him? The costs of this site are estimated to be 100k/mo. It will never make a profit, even if advertisers go along. He is just trying to offset some costs. Even reddit is profitable.

>Even reddit is profitable.
*not profitable

hiro should just keep all boards where they are, and make literally all of them SFW on 4channel and NSFW on Jow Forums.
Imagine a NSFW Jow Forums niggas.

I've got the pics already, ram in vag etc

tell me please how a safe for work hardcore porn board would work
or /d/

>Imagine a NSFW Jow Forums niggas
Imagine if Jow Forumsuro returned along with /l/.

JESUS CHRIST NO
THE CHAN APP WILL STOP WORKING

>Do you blame him?
Yeah. If he was honest I wouldn't be blocking ads nor training the google botnet at every post.
But he fucks us in the back at every possible occasion. Hop hop hop, here's some shady surprise javascript load for you guys. And some more porn ads on SFW boards. Oh what's that? Complains? Sorry lads, me no speak english :^)
Fuck this shit. The only reason I still come here is out of habit.

Depends where you work desu

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>Make sure to update your script blockers and whitelist the new domain.
Yeah, sure :^)

Love you, Falcon. Thanks for all the help over the years.

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So nu-nu-Jow Forums will be /reddit/ without upvotes and usernames

lol oh no all SFW boards 100% gettin' IDs nigger

no. I fucking hate steganography...
Every time I play a ctf and come across a stega challenge I quit... Fuck that shit

just use your cell IP... Dynamic ip's and unbanned (depending on your country, but in the northern europe every sim IP is unbanned)..
I might even make a script just to fuck with it al...

Deathbycaptcha to bypass ReCaptcha
Sim to get unique IP's
Rooted phone to make Python gain access to switching IP's..
Should in theory work just fine

mods ban these cucks

well I'm just talking about how to potentially break the site.
I'm obviously not going to do it, I'm just used to writing bots for websites, even "secure" ones like Jow Forums...
people in india will solve ReCaptcha for literally no money.
Sim is just for dynamic, unbanned IP's.
Python and a rooted phone is just to automate it

I love the Jow Forums split

can some list all the blue boards and all the red boards?

well there's a replacement 4u
30yobs dot com

It would just be /av/ - adult videos,
* sfw pics of the models
* censored images
* discussion about the rl models
* discussion of the "movies"
etc. Would it be the same board? No. Should it be created? Probably not.

is the homepage down?
Jow Forums.org

Seems to be

its on the homepage you lazy fuck

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Jow Forums.org is down bloatcuck

Good, Jow Forums needs to fuck off already

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don't kick the hornets nest

I hope this will get hiroyuki to make a sfw version of R9K..
tired of all the porn and trap spam

Gookmoot if you turn this into a reddit-tier circlejerk I swear I'm moving to 2x4chan for good.

So how many people feel this is accurate? Not saying I don't, but more that I feel that the concerns and points here have a lot of validity and I'm wondering if anyone here has counterpoints.

Works fine for me

>connection error in Jow Forums X now
Is it happening?

I'm getting a "Connection Error" response on the normal site too.

Better not, otherwise they will contaminate all other boards.

bro i feel u

catalogue/index is on the 4channel.org domain
threads are on Jow Forums.org domain

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now its back to Jow Forums.org
what is HAPPENING!?

is 4channel.org up?

>connection error on thread updates

/sweating

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Can I use it with clover?

>connection error on thread updates
Same shit here.
Hiro plz.

FLOOOOOOEENNNNSSSS

dont worry
he will update it
yes
i love japan pussi

whoa epic redditpills here bros

rip 4chans

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I'm so glad they got their priorities straight rather than fixing the constant spambots on vg and tv running rampant with permanent country ISP blocks that do nothing except hit innocent users

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I knew this day would always come.

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>Reddit spacing on Reddit spacing on Reddit spacing
>Jow Forums
PressXtoDoubt.png

It's been an honor posting with you my friend.

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I sure hope than none of the hacking experts that use Jow Forums are also Jow Forumsfags that decide to unleash hell on the new SFW site

That would be most unfortunate

Jow Forums can't into hacking dummy

dumb consumers, such as yourself, have plagued this board and driven such users off

I really want this shithole to die.

What are they spamming there? Some links? Opinions? Not visiting such pleb boards.

watches, stickers, socks, thinkpads, phones, chinkshit, headphones, keaboards, mice, fans, cases, graphics cards, (amd|intel|arm|power) cpu ...

there is nothing you cant sell Jow Forums, there is no limit to the consumerism and lifestylefaggotry here
heres your you.

so rip trap threads?

dogspeed, fun 7 year run xoxo

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I'm actually crying

If they ban trap thread, "pretend" to be gay and spin it around as the site is homophobic

He's not wrong

It was fun posting on Jow Forums.

Jow Forums is going the way of reddit. Reddit from 2008-2012 was awesome. But reddit starting killing off subreddits advertisers didn't like. Last week they killed off a anorexia help subreddit topkek

it won't be over night, but like a frog in boiling water they'll start policing what you say.

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Gay

That. That is deep.
It's too early for this.

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>Reddit from 2008-2012 was awesome.
>reddit
>awesomr
Kill yourself.

stop right here newfag, i know you have been trained to stfu redditfag, but he is not wrong, it was wonderful before it turn into a corporation.

user, i am talking to you for years, and i far as i know i have no proof that you are not just 1 person fucking with me.
Godspeed

these years were ok. much more different thoughts and variety.
electing trump + licking advertisers ass is what finally killed it.