Jow Forums humor thread

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how is that fun?

I agree, dealing with boost is horrible.

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That's just C++.

Every template error spits out a line that's a minimum of 300 lines long.

You people want to hate Rust so badly.

You people seriously seem intimidated by the possibility that all the hours you spent trying to understand C++ and make sense of its convolution was all for naut and that there's really no good reason anyone should use it.

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Nah man. I love Rust and I like C++ too.
I just found this image very funny and OP's image reminded me about it. I completely understand the reason behind this type clusterfuck and why it is irrelevant for average rust programmer. If I were to design a language, it would look the same, for same reasons as Rust.

t. Never programmed in C++
Also concepts fixes this.

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kek the state of freetards

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>call the police.
>adress /usr /lib/nvidia-current/xorg/xorg
>tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
>im soo sorry

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haha epic

I'm a technically literate millenial of the digital age that understand technology.

This is an intelligent programming joke that understands a knowledge of how programming works.

upvoted

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Where is the xer you fucking bigot?

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>Hurr, I'ma gonna use arch with aur because muh bleeding edge repos
>debian testing has 3 weeks old versions, that's from the previous century, I can't live with that.

Why is SMBC so painfully unfunny?

everything's on the cloud now.

Jesus, even after high school, I could this plus more.

heh you have to be an intellectual to actually "get it" kid.

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>undefined reference
just a missing LD_FLAG

The first thing they should tell all rookies.

anyone used these? I've been wanting one for a while now

What the fuck happened?

in fact the one on right is a complex AI too

kek

I know it's not computer science, but to be fair, I don't think B&N has a sections for "fucking retards that can't figure out how to use the simplest technologies"

God damnit, I keep losing

not every 70 year old has a grandson to explain these things to him
the lisp joke sucks, it's clear it's the only language the author didn't code anything in

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I wish I could see the people behind these code snippets

They are unironically mostly indians. I've run into a few of them. It's not a meme and they are fucking worthless 90% of the time. They usually go through university too much as well so they look really good on paper while having never touched a piece of code in their lives. I actually had a real life case of some indian writing out each year in a DOB picker, I assume by hand. They were hard coded though so next year he'd have to add the next one every single time instead of using a loop like I ended up doing.

>They were hard coded though so next year he'd have to add the next one
If it was a white person, this would have been done intentionally for job security.

kek

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Considering they knew they would only be doing the project and not maintaining it it was a massive detriment and either incredibly insidious or stupid.

Haha, jesus christ. I'm gonna go with "stupid"
Fucking hard working, high IQ pajeets.

>154

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Modern "coding" in a nutshell

lmao can you get any more jelly

>i = i%1

gets me everytime lmao

Linus has reviewed one.
Don't bother.

LOL it's a dick

uncut too

> i = i % 1

hahahaha

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>Find all the odd numbers between 0-100

1,3,5...99


>What if I need to find all the odd numbers between 0 and 1 million
>Then it will take a long time to type
This almost beats the "finding only the odd numbers was too difficult, and this method will find ALL numbers" candidate.

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OS X users would unironically enjoy that.

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This is what happens when you convince normies that they can code.

how is that a real? I've never seen a compilation error in rust. Is that something C """programmers""" do?

literally how my grandma sees me

That's a big GPU

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bump

f-for you

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Ok but that was false so it should quit after the first loop...

3.5 u

god damnit, I have not laughed out loud in a while

>10s boot
too much, with SSD 3s is limit of dignity

Are those RAIDed or what?

they redundantly backup to all of the cards

ok faglets, meet my humble collection

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wow 1m timeout, muh freedom here

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based Stroustrup

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where's Minecraft: the missing manual

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