Things that don't matter in technology

>Multi-core doesn't matter!
>Productivity doesn't matter!
>Price/performance doesn't matter!
>Performance per watt doesn't matter!
>Power usage doesn't matter!
>Temperatures don't matter!
>Soldered dies don't matter!
>Stutters don't matter!
>Streaming doesn't matter!
>Data centers don't matter!
>Locked CPUs don't matter!
>OEMs don't matter!
>Hyperscalers don't matter!
>Upgradeability doesn't matter!
>Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
>Locked platform features don't matter!
>Synthetic loads don't matter!
>PCI-e lanes don't matter!
>Burnt pins don't matter!
>Heat doesn't matter!
>1771w cooler doesn't matter!
>Server space doesn't matter!
>ECC support doesn't matter!
>Free RAID doesn't matter!
>NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>IPC doesn't matter!
>7nm doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>HEDT doesn't matter!
>Stock coolers don't matter!
>Security doesn't matter!
>Games don't always matter!
>Enterprise doesn't matter!
>Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
>VMware doesn't matter!
>MySQL doesn't matter!
>Unix doesn't matter!
>Linux doesn't matter!
>Waffer yields don't matter!
>Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
>Asian markets don't matter!
>Own fabrics don't matter!
>Chipset lithography doesn't matter!
>Cray doesn't matter!
>Cisco doesn't matter!
>HPE doesn't matter!
>AZURE doesn't matter!
>5nm doesn't matter!
>TDP doens't matter!
>10nm doesn't always matter!
>Cache doesn't matter!
>Integrated graphics doesn't matter!
>PCI-Express 4.0 doesn't matter!

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ur ghey

>Gigahertz don't matter!
>IPC doesn't matter!
>IO doesn't matter!
>Security doesn't matter!
>VMs don't matter!
>Dual sockets don't matter!
>Overclocking doesn't matter!

The latest Spectre mitigation upcoming in Linux 4.20 is going to add ANOTHER 30% haircut on Intel CPUs. At some point outright disabling hyperthreading on Intel chips like OpenBSD does will be faster than patching the holes one at a time.

Agile

>homosexuality doesnt matter

I thought it was Evangeline's ending looking at the preview.

it does tho
t. HR

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That leaves water and food.

Rust concurrency doesn't matter!

>>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>>StoreMI doesn't matter!

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AI doesn't matter!
twitter.com/intel/status/1064684812395585536

Bitcoin mining doesn't matter!

Liquid coolers don't matter!

The only thing that matters is how much profit the corporation can extract from it.

Meltdown doesn't matter!

Happiness

But being a corporate cocksucker matters.

FUCK YOU ANTISEMITIC

that's because StoreMI is a doubleplusungood technology goy

>Upgradeability doesn't matter
It actually doesn't in the CPU world.

Size doesn't matter!!!

Sure boy, sure. Gogo now.