Knowing what you know about internet browsing habits growing up...

Knowing what you know about internet browsing habits growing up, what and how will you monitor your kid as they grow up online?

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No pornhub unless they eat their vegetables.

act poor until he is 20
pretend it doesn't exist
become amish
internet is against our religion
the internet will suck you up inside and make you hollow if you use it

Knowing what I know about my internet habits growing up are compelling reasons why I wont be having kids.

My boomer parents though youtube was a porn site and it was b& at my house until I graduated high school when they realized you're not supposed to post porn on there.

just chuck Malwarebytes or any other real time antivirus on their computer and send him on his way, it's useless trying to prevent him from accessing anything that isn't kid-friendly and that time block thing windows has is so fucking useless that even 10 year old me could hack it

I will show them exactly how easy it is to fuck up your entire life with one dumb upload.
Also will teach them the programming and networking side of things so that they fully understand what all these web sites and services can do.

Well pre google youtube kinda' was.

They can have a computer with an OS, but they can't use any software they didn't program themselves.

I wouldn't.

Let them figure that shit out on their own.

I will try and teach them how to behave properly and to value their privacy.
But I will also monitor every single thing they're doing online, using a gateway server and will block things that I don't want them to access.

They'll an X-less arch install, show them how the command line , nano, the man pages, systemd and pacman works
If they figure out how to look at porn or gore from that, they've earned it

>implying your wife won't have 3 iShit products she lets the kid use behind your back

>implying I will buy my wife 3 iShit products

Oh, you're one of those Jow Forumscels that think they're gonna get a traditional waifu to boss around. Good luck with that.

IMO the most harmful "normal" thing on the internet is ads. I plan to block porn, ads and degeneracy content with our own DNS. Then it's simply a matter of firewalling off our ISPs DNS and public DNS and known proxies. Of course I will also RAT my children's PCs just in case. On the other hand, they will be free to play thousands of retro games off of the network share. I will also happily host minecraft servers and such, so my kid can play games with his strictly aryan friends. I will also teach them to never pay for software and never use Microsoft products.

>implying I'll get to have a wife
>implying I'll get to have children
>implying this is not a meme thread

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As if anyone that visits Jow Forums can even have kids. Half of the poeple here are trannies.

i won't

I'd just warn them about doxing and that shit you post stays online for ever. Everything else they can figure out by themselves
I probably won't have kids though

Avoidence the bad stuff not the issue. Teaching them to handle the bad stuff is what's important.

Early sex education, be mature and don't sensationlize it.
As a compliment to sex ed, you need gore ed too. Take the kids to see a cow get slaughtered or something. Teach them about death and how to manage their emotions.

>he moves away one day
>finds the internet
>sucked away
>hates you, resents you
>rejects everything you taught him because of this
woooow

block every website except:
wikis
amazon/ebay/craigslist
torrenting websites
imdb (only the actual db, no forum etc)

*Avoidence -> Avoiding

Even if they don't have internet or their own cell phone, they will go over to a friend's house and look at porn with them. It used to be finding a stash of Playboy mags, no different.

this

>echo 8.8.8.8 > /etc/resolv.conf

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>your kid

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block everything except Jow Forums.org, then monitor his use of this website.

I tell them to lie about age and introduce the chans at age 12

>letting your worker away
scrub

Instead of being a helicopter parent I'll try raising my kid