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A fellow man of culture I see

I absolutely hated most things about it when I had an iPhone for a year.
The only thing I genuinely liked was iMessage.

I hate android with a passion so I'm stuck. I also hate the newer iOS versions so I'm fucked going forward as well.

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Clean and what's the theme ?

Comfy/10

I deal with hundreds at work as corporate phones.

They're fucking horrible. iPads too. Interface, hardware, everything.

[spoiler]But if you're okay with them then that's fine for you.[/spoiler]

>locked down
>seems like the perfect OS for a phone
yeah whatever you say bro

Homescreen

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How do you screenshot your lockscreen. Volume+power doesnt work.

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Plebs

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I image they’re excellent for corporate use since every iPhone has device unique hardware encryption from a device specific 256-AES encryption chip. I mean if you lose one no ones gonna steal your corporate hentai or whatever else it is business men save on their phone.

Edgy, i love it.

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Worst girl

Are you sure? How do you know?

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Nice iPhone 6S

How about you shut the fuck up. Aqua is pure and should be exalted. Fucking faggot.

What if someone sees you phone. Do you not worry what they will think if they see your anime shit?

Being such a beta fag giving a fuck about what other people think of you

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Icons are overrated

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You're OK in my book.

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Best girl more like DUMBest LMAO

Last time some literal chad saw my phone he asked me "how old is that loli" i just told him shes like 1000yo old and he just winked at me and nodded in approval. Stop caring so much lolis are mainstream now.

There is no greater feeling of pride than someone noticing your waifu. If they don’t like it it’s because they’re jealous.

It works desu.
My homescreen

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itsatrap.jpg

You mean chad was a trap? Nah hes like 190cm fit guy.

I'm looking for an anime pic to replace this with but I'm not sure which.

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I like this one.

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This is good

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Aqua is stupid and useless

I'm pretty autistic, if I'm to use a picture, it'll have to be a PNG that wasn't scaled up or scaled down unless scaled down from a very large resolution.
The one I'm using is a picture of space from the hubble space telescope that I scaled down.

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I also only noticed the black bars on the top and bottom like 2 years after I made it and I'm too lazy to redownload the thing to fix it, so I also made this.

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t. Pic related

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Aqua is a fucking slut

Sorry then im not that autistic. I just like cute girls.

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no real girl will have sex with you if you have that shit on your phone

The most insecure post ever.

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I am married and have sex all the time and I have waifu desktops. Deal w it

Lock

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Home

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what is the significance of the "shenghuo" and "life" to you? what does it mean?

nigger you have a 1280x720 screen, you can scale down from any resolution you want and you won't even notice it

This picture is very inaccurate. This implies that their direction is still the same. Also, this also means each point of aqua is equidistant from useful, and assuming the illustration is drawn roughly to scale, each point of Aqua does not deviate significantly enough from useful. The correct vectors that should be illustrated would be 2 skew lines, with their nearest distance approaching infinity. Now the directions are different, and the shortest distance from Aqua to Useful is still significant.

That's a deep question user but it's just a little metaphor since it's on the lock screen it's to show to live life and home screen is death because I could be wasting my time on my phone than living life.

Loli OS

Homescreen

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Lockscreen

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Lockscreen
bit old, but I didn't change anything since then

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Homescreen

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Comfy does the home screen match?
If your confidant isn't ryuji or kawakami then your homescreen is shit

my homescreen is it used to match but I changed it, my current homescreen wallpaper looks too good with the parallax effect thingy samsung has

I change the confidant every few weeks or so. Kawakami is top tier though.

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3DPDs are literally Satan's tentacles protuding from the earth, so very good.

Nigger fuck yourself Aqua is best girl

Very nice

>niedz
Kurwa :)

I want to cum into Aqua's mouth and then have her spit it back into my mouth so I can drink my purified sperm mixed with her saliva

no an*me here lads.....

>tfw Aqua's only use is to be a cum dumpster

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I see plenty

Make her your wallpaper too then, she clearly suits you.

I plan to change back to the NieR them when I get my new phone, my phone is being real gay ATM so just Google NieR automata Android theme and it should turn up, shit is fucking cash yo

ok

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kek

This looks so cool what is the theme? I can't find it.
Looking cool joker.

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Good call, wasn't sure about that

I show people my phone.
At work.
That also makes me use my phone.

Absolute cuck.

Thanks user, you're cute

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Pape??

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Good taste in waifus but apple makes you a gay

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>11% battery
Welp whatever.

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lock screen

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home screen

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Pape of lockscreen please

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Lock

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Does anyone know how to get pic related?

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ISHYGDDT

Heres mine

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