>My vagina when I see him typing stuff into a command window on some loser incel operating system
My vagina when I see him typing stuff into a command window on some loser incel operating system
Your asshole, more like. You don't have a vagina, freak.
>Your sex life
that's because he's licking and cumming on your feet instead
>you
You won’t take my virginity from me succubus.
seriously, what's up with Jow Forumsnomelets and foot fetish?
>mfw his laptop has 4:3 aspect ratio and an optical drive
the ego is bloat
>uh... wtf, who is the loser with the usb on his keyring?
God 3D women are disgusting.
long and dirty?
Did you forget to dilate today?
>when I hear his laptop bag velcrow open in the distance
Are you 70 years old? That explains it
You mean your asshole
I think they're a fun toy to play with. Computers are too sterile and dehumanizing, and food makes you fat. Traveling is nice, but it can get lonely. We're all made of meat anyway, not some delicate piece of silicon that can't afford to get a little dirty.
>when he sits next to me and plugs in all his wired light up soiboy peripherals
>when he pulls his 8 year old phone out of his phone belt clip and his gross offbrand tattered rubber case wafts its smell in my direction
>when he starts talking to me about linicks
>mfw i overhear him talking to someone and I hear one of the following words : server, bandwidth, script, plug and play, CPU, graphics, Cable Management, Resolution, html, java, code, cache, CDN, DNS, IP
>when he mentions computers in any shape or form
why are women so bad with technology? my mother has spent all day on her computer since 2004 but she still can't locate a folder on her desktop.
is that why they love macs so much? they do everything for you
>my reaction when he tells me to install a scripting stopper on my twitter and Instagram browser app
>why are women so bad with technology?
Because it's misogynistic power fantasy for incels, invented by a man who hated women so much he died not to have sex with them (Turing).
>why are women so bad with technology?
they're not interested
Fuck you it’s very handy to have one on my keys
how else would you store your private key?
One time me old mum had some problem with her computer and I tried to banter and told her
>Women don't have to understand technology, they should be content just using it
>mfw she vehemently agreed
>my face when 3d and also pd
I'd rather play with silicon, it's more rewarding.
>mfw I see his phone wallpaper and its one of those blocky looking old game pictures
>when his windows bar is on top of the screen and its just actually one of those MGTOW computer systems
>mfw i see him turn his computer on and it does that hacker screen scrolling text thing instead of showing apple/chrome logo
so this is the wet dream of shrek fan?
>mfw i overhear him talking about some demons that infect computers and spy on you
I'm hacking Pentagon bby ;)
2 minutes and I'll be right back
>he has more than 1 usb plugged into his laptop
jesus your vagina is fucking filthy.
my gf has a usb on her keyring.. I don't
mad?
>his laptop is not a macbook
>mfw he brings up one of his "internet friends"
>bla bla bla INCEL bla bla bla bla bla INCEL bla bla bla INCEL
I want Reddit to leave.
2700x + w10 pro cracked + custom built pc does you vag moisture now ya bich? Show boob and (female) genitalia
there is no difference between a cute girls asshole and a cute traps asshole.
Fuck off faggot trap fucker
>he talks about his crackled app softwares
t. obvious sweaty virgin
not OP, just stating facts for the record
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Bich I'm getting sick of your look at me attitude
T. 27 year old virgin boomer white male strayan
It's hot here facken ell kunt
Aye but what's with all the trap shit all over lately staying up