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Imagine having a gf that buys vidya for you as a birthday gift

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imagine having a gf that only lays naked in bed on your bday while you give her expensive jewelry on her bday

Imagine having a gf

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>Imagine having a gf

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Nothing wrong with this if she puts a ribbon on herself and puts in a lot of extra effort

>Imagine having a gf
I can't even imagine having a friend, and you're telling me to have female friends who are interested in me?
LMAO

>Imagine having a gf that buys vidya for you as a birthday gift
truly terrible

imagine not having a gf

>Imagine playing vidya with your kids

Imagine having a gf (female) who gives you a brand new xbox one that she bought with your money for getting a vasectomy that you paid for with your own money.

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>Imagine having a gf
My imagination isn't THAT good

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Fucking hell you guys!
Are every fucking single one of you really that hopeless?!?!
Like I'm still a vrigin myself, but that's a choice I made on my own.
Come fucking on!

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>Like I'm still a vrigin myself, but that's a choice I made on my own.
Me too, I stayed a virgin by choosing not to confessing my feelings to any girls or asking any out.
There's a difference between being a monk and being a social outcast dude, which side are you leaning towards?

>It's my own choice to be a virgin
Keep twlling yourself this

>Like I'm still a vrigin myself, but that's a choice I made on my own.

>Me too, I stayed a virgin by choosing


fucking hell you can't make this shit up

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More the monk type desu.
Last time I had a chance to fuck a girl was a month ago.
But I decided not to because she was emotionally unstable.
I'm just waiting for a perfect one desu.

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>That's a choice I made on my own.
Based. Are you just asex or are you holding out for something unachievable? I'm waiting for a dragon wiafu myself.

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I was making fun of him for acting like a saint, when in reality, he's just a scared faggot like me. I guess the sarcasm didn't come off well. Or maybe you guys need the "/s" shit I've been seeing recently.

Well, ok. Good for you.

Based & dragonpilled. Hold in there user you'll find a qt dragon waifu as long as you keep putting yourself out there.

>you'll find a qt dragon wiafu as long as you keep putting yourself out there.
I had a real solid kek over this, actually got tears in my eyes. Thanks for the support, user.

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>1080ti
>GPU dies
>It was just a driver crash
>mfw

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Why don't you have friends, user? You don't appear to be retarded or anything.

Imagine having a gf (female)
FTFY

Well this is me. So yeah, I do imagine having a gf (female) because that's all I can possibly do.