Why do you have two laptops user?

Why do you have two laptops user?

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I have 4 actually

i got 4

I only have one.

The reason this person has two laptops

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I have 9 or 10. Why don't you?

Sometimes I just pick up really terrible-spec broken ones just to throw or smash.

My company gave me a Mac book, but I have a 13'' thinkpad for personal use.

>One laptop for astrophysics work and a separate laptop for artificial intelligence work.

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I have a chromebook and a laptop

This is stupid.

>he was black
yikes

To be fair, I'm sure a dumbass TSA employee will ask why you have 2 laptops even if you weren't female.

>be carrying book on C++
>TSA rips apart your bags and grills you why you're carrying a dangerous computer if you you dont work in tech
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Because rarely do people bring 2 laptops with them on a plane. Holy shit fucking women

Well I have 2 hand and 2 eyes.

I mean.. she has a point. No one blinks or makes stupid comments when I put two of them through at an airport.. and my second one is mainly just for porn (first one being a work laptop).

I don't understand. Why is she making such a big deal out of this? Imagine being butthurt on Twitter because someone asks you "Why do you have two phones?". You answer that one is personal and the other is for work stuff and that's it, you don't bitch and moan on Twitter. You're not a special snowflake

>believing I owed him an explanation

Well yes she does? He is airport security. He probably only owns tablets and phones anyway.

And HDD enclosures are often used for smuggling

>No one blinks or makes stupid comments
Ok? What if that TSA officer questions anyone with more than a laptop?
Anecdotal experience don;t count

Thnkped X1c - 90$ goodwill find
Lelnovo y50
Dell e5580
Old ass Toshiba sattilite l755 or something
Handful of old c2d era inspirons
Panasonic cf- ax3 Japan import
Thnkped t60 that was 12$
Lenovo s21e-20 shit netbook
Fujitsu lifebook t5010 mint and full spec for drawing memes at goodwill for 10$
Some meme tablets
Forgot if all are pictured

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But... why?

dumbass
this is a stealth Jow Forums thread and not another one of your show and tell what's in your pockets even though I never leave the house consumerism generals

Oh this was old, oh well

>tfw you have 0 laptops

>If anyone is curious as to why women might feel unwelcome in tech, check it out.
I don't think you need to look any further, that twitter is enough.

IDC what you think this thread is

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>Thinkpad x120e - didn't buy it, cat spilled water on it and keyboard ded
>Thinkpad E485 - $1300 cdn, first laptop I ever bought it's okay

No one cares.

>man asks a stupid question
>I'M BEING PROFILED. GENDER/RACE BIAS!
The internet is the best comedy show.

go back

Feed me more yous

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Sieg Heil

>all that projection

I wonder if her shoulder ever gets sore from carrying around that giant chip on it everywhere she goes...

to where? Been here before your balls dropped. Bet you don't even remember the pre-captcha days

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I like you

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lmao, I've been here since 2005. Nice try, newfag, you can go back now.

I fly more often with 2 than 1 laptop. Though that's because my company has retarded IT policy and I have to lug around a windows laptop that's unused for 99% of the time on top of the mac I do 99% of my work on.

>the pre-captcha days
So like 3 years ago? Dumb newfag

different operating-systems need? dual boot.
clearly she is stupid. Maybe she also buys another laptop for browsing the web, one for listening to music and a fifth one for playing old flashgames.

When I get deployed I normally get get a company issued laptop and cell phone to use for work stuff and then I'll take along a personal laptop and cellphone to use for everything non-work-related because I'm sure as hell not gonna be shitposting on Jow Forums or watching porn on company equipment.

>implying
>2010 was 3 years ago

Her reason is even more dumb

>being so braggadocios you make Trump look humble
>Still needing validation form myn

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You know what's even worse?
When they make you wake your computer and it doesn't look like windows.
Then they try to use the touchpad and it doesn't have one and start thinking it's some kind of hollowed out fake laptop used for smuggling.

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She clearly belongs on the porn industry where that cute face would be much much better used sucking cock than try trying to act smug on the internet. Pretentious cunt never heard in her life multipartitioning and multiboot?

was 3 years ago
God it feels like it.

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>implying implications

Just say its a clock

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u

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you can't have astrophysics and AI on the same computer or the AI will figure out astrophysics and blow up the universe.

Oh yeah AI is gonna take over the world ;((((((

no u

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Owning =/= carrying around at all times.

I own several laptops myself, but I only use my primary when traveling.

Did you just assume my gender?

>check her Github
>pic is of her infront of a Macbook

B-but I need one for Windows and one for MacOS :((((((((((

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So i can flex on all them 1 laptop noobs

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Can anyone confirm if this is even real programming or is she just posing for photos with fake code

I've gone through security with 2 laptops before. The like 50 year old guy asked me "are you one of those hackers?".

Female education was a mistake

she cute tho.
I'd gladly pay a small fortune to get to smell her farts.

Even after she gave him an answer he asked her again. Just a retard with a badge, but it wouldn't happen to a man.

Looks like python, so real code but real programming...?

Here’s a picture of her instagram. I think she’s a fraud. This code doesn’t seem to lead anywhere. Also, who is doing heavy computing with a several year old MacBook?

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How is this a gender issue? It's like accusing a TSA agent of being an antisemite because they asked why you had so much money on you. So fucking reaching.

Look how smart she is

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Did you know she's a WOMAN, though?

She's a FEMALE in STEM.

Did you know that?

>unwelcome in tech
No it was just some dumbass airport security that was unwelcoming to you. The dude probably doesn't even know how to turn one of those laptops on.

>he also asked me twice believing I owed him an explanation
lol

i mean she's just browsing code from tensorflow

OOP in Python is easily the worst programming setup you can have. I don't think there is a worse model. Even JS prototypes is better than __init__ self shit all over the fucking place. Passing self as a param... wow... Just fucking use Java if you need OOP. Although OOP is fucking shit in all circumstances, it is especially fucking horrible in a dynamic language.

This.
This.

Couldn't find the obligatory "difference between men and women" pic where the guy takes a pic of the object he wants to show everyone and a girl takes a picture of herself standing in front of said object so here's a picture of my favorite calculator instead.

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TWO LAPTOPS

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Work laptops, probably

i just upgraded from a shitty tobisha satellite to a thinkpad x230t so i just have the tobisha sitting around

To play devils advocate, perhaps both projects are being ran by different organisations and have provided secure laptops to do the work on, and naturally don't want another companies work being done on their device?

Well she just proved she IS a tech retard huh.

I'm sure she instantly got pissy, which is an enormous red flag. Acting incredulous and/or playing the gender or race card is absolutely classic social engineering to make security cow. The TSA is security theater, but if they actually give their people even a little bit real training they'd be told to always dig deeper when someone gets upset over nothing, and never capitulate over social awkwardness.

A normal person would just casually say "oh yeah one is for this job and the other is for that job (or is my personal one)". A potentially unstable person, or someone trying to bully you into submission, will start throwing a tantrum.

you found a laptop at the good will

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I don't get it. If it's a performance issue, then the more powerful laptop would also be able to do the less intensive work. If it's a storage issue, then carry an external drive. Its like that office bit where michael scott pays for 2 cell phones to take more pictures of his kids

maybe her astrophysics work requires an ass-load of system resources
and one laptop doesn't have enough processors/memory/etc to handle
both types works. i'm just speculating though.

More like its an example of the TSA being grossly incompetent.

Because having two laptops for two separate jobs even though you can just have two separate or even dual boot two OS. But no, she has two separate laptops instead. Also from a perspective of a guy who wants to stop something like 9/11 happening again, it would be weird if someone had two laptops.
>inb4 9/11 didn't happen.

So security guy was an asshole and this means women feel unwelcomed in tech?
Why is this made out to be such a big issue?
What the fuck happened to people just being assholes?
Why does it always have to be something to do with gender or what hole they prefer?
So many questions.

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Quick edit, i meant to say two separate folders for one folder having one job and the other having things for her other job.

I feel her pain. Last time an asshole MALE airport security officer asked me why I NEEDED four full tower PCs assuming that a strong (I carried them there myself) woman couldn't put them to any use. Well jokes on you I use one for twitter and the second one for facebook. The other two are backups since I know my tech

le reddit singularity amirite xD

In all fairness though, if each of those jobs gave her a free laptop, and there was some NDA or element of needed security to them, its conceivable she would need 2 laptops (or at least want to use them both, because she's not paying for them). Also if she's, say, compiling on her AI laptop and then wants to finish some astrophysics shit at the same time, a 2nd computer would be beneficial.

Same with laptops
Smugglers gut them out and store shit Inside them
This is what they usually check for when they ask to Inspect your laptop

I'm since and in public
Your post made a fucking massive slimy booger shoot out my nose and onto my phone

I apologise for nothing, half Satan.

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I don't even have 1 laptop though, what would I need 2 for?

> buy broken laptop off ebay
> $2
> owner said it kept shutting off and thinks motherboard is bad
> upon inspection it was the fan that stopped working and it shut off from overheat
> buy new fan and fix for $10
> sell for $99 refurbished
This shit is too easy

> since
Sick*
Fucking booger smeared screen fucking up my typing

I have 6.

My dad got a similar experience.
>be my dad
>buys a new laptop listed under spares and repairs for £30
>"Laptop doesn't work"
>Opens ram section
>see ram isn't in
>puts ram in the laptop
>laptop boots.

One is my server.