Fack you!

fack you!

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>be australian
>get shot

bmud

guess whos not getting a tip bitch

guess who's getting spit on their burger you fat fuck

guess whos going to get punched in the cunt you limpwristed skinny buttmuncher

OK there cunt wot did ya just say m8

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I would not mind if these two females engaged in sexual act with me

Actually, the idea of eating sexy maid-san's split is pretty hot.

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why is this happening to me

rude

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go back to your containment board.

Y I K E S

this please spit in my mouth angry maids and crush my balls

yes plz

Sexual arousal

Why is my pee pee hard now?

What are maid cafes actually like anyway? They look comfy.

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Depends on where you go. I went to the one called Maidreamin, which I learned later was a chain of sort. The food was expensive but pretty good. The who experience as a whole felt very awkward but the girls seemed to be having fun.

did you ream a maid with a poor tip?

Err...no but I did go to Alcatraz ER and got slapped in the fact by a little Japanese girl for a free shot of tequila.

>tequila
should have slapped her back
maybe she would supply a whiskey

I mean, you're right. but it was for a friend of mine so it was fun. Poor girl was terrified though. She was scared to hit me.

based australian

>no bulge under the apron

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>the 10 or so trap threads weren't enough for him
you fuckers are truly greedy sons of bitches

Maybe I'll try that out if I'm ever near one. What do you even talk about with said maids?

so Maidreamin is more of a, you go and they serve you but it's not like you have your own personal maid sitting with you.

I might suggest looking at one that's more of a theme you may like. If I go back I'd rather find one that's more victorian era style. Something where you're going to get something like tea and cake or something simple like that.

I find the idea of maid cafes dumb.

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