>taken to court
>asked to swear on the bible
>suggest i swear on The God Delusion instead
>held in contempt of court
wtf
Taken to court
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Did you tip your fedora
do they do that in german courts too?
kot id
ok, t.
No but German conservatives want to make crosses mandatory in public offices.
Pretty sure this violates our constitution and will be reversed soon.
Idolatry
Because it's clear that you're not taking it seriously.If you're not religious you can do affirming instead.
Tip harder
Lutero was a mistake
I believe in God, but what makes Christianity superior to all the other religions?
Based and redpilled
Fake and gay
Does that really violate the constitution? No doubt why Germany is getting invaded by third world monkeys, you guys should call yourselves "Cuckistan"
It isn't superior to all the other religions, it's superior to religions that don't actively endorse extremism.
Church and State should be completely separate.
It took centuries and countless wars to establish secularization, and now they want to give it up for a few votes in the next election
Secularisation should have never happened
atheists aren't people they're fauna
what's the purpose of swearing on the bible? if a criminal can kill and steal he can surely break an oath
>A literal paki
>dUal
Dual penises up your ass, faggot
>not swearing an oath to Odin
at least try to be more edgy
This is why protestantism is the death of Christ.
Stupid (((German)))
Hahahahaha
This, atheism and Christianity are for the people of SOCIETY.
EPIC GAMERS SWEAR AN OATH TO ODIN
PAGANS RISE UP
GAMERS RISE UP
GANGWEED
This
jokes on you the bible is fucking epic
Based nogger
Objectively correct, the bible is epic
Fuck off
Its epic bullshit my nogger
even if its bullshit its epic , the lord of the rings is a made up story but its still epic ya know what i mean , i love being a christian serving the all father is epic my dude
The bibles tissue like pages makes for good toilet paper tho. A devine wipe.
I can tell you were sexually abused as a child
i took one of the psalms pages to role weed it was epic i listened to old chants was very comfy
proof ?
die
This
I pledged an oath to my brothers that i would not share the videos.
the legal profession loves this shit
pick your battles fren
Haha you’re a scum bag you deserved it
Stay strong, Hans
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can i worship anime feeeeet???
I find it hilarious only Americans are agreeing with you. Like cockwork.
tfw confused potato flag with burger flag.
Help
you can swear on any book you want
God Delusion read by Richard Dawkins:
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Bible read by God:
???
isn't your government literally the Christian party?
kek
Yes but they're not very Christian
They export weapons, favor tax cuts for large companies and reward the German car industry rather than punish, for their filthy Diesel lie
>can i worship anime feeeeet???
Yes, Anime feet are real, unlike God
law.cornell.edu
Rule 603. Oath or Affirmation to Testify Truthfully
Before testifying, a witness must give an oath or affirmation to testify truthfully. It must be in a form designed to impress that duty on the witness’s conscience.
>The rule is designed to afford the flexibility required in dealing with religious adults, atheists, conscientious objectors, mental defectives, and children. Affirmation is simply a solemn undertaking to tell the truth; no special verbal formula is required.
dat freedom
>fedora
>degenerate weeb
Kek
Yeah this exactly. You can just swear an affirmation instead of an oath. Doesnt get taken any less seriously by the law.
Bamp from death
MORE RETARD WHO DOES NOT ACEPT THE TRUTH
THAT THE BIBLE IS A HYBRID COPY PAST FROM EGYPT PIRAMIDS
THAT WHO WROTE THE BIBLE WAS ENVIOUS OF EGYPT
THAT WHO WROTE THE BIBLE IS SO GREED THAT EVEN WHANTS YOU TO BELIEVE ITS DELUSIONS NOT ONLY ARE TRUE BUT THE ONLY TRUTH.
THE CHURGES ARE SO POWERSFULL
THAT THEY NEED OTHERS WORK TO LIVE BY
WHAIT ! ISN'T THAT WEAKNESS ?
LOL JUST FUCKING LOL !
The spanish high inquisitor himself is here
Just add 4 little sticks to that cross and it's just like the old days. Nothing wrong with some nostalgia, germanon.
Is that also a thing in Germany or did you forget to take off your proxy?
I mean both swearing on the Bible and the God Delusion btw.
>swearing on the Bible
No
>and the God Delusion btw.
Yes, we have atheists
Bamping for kek 卐卐
If you swear on Mein Kampf they'll know you're telling the truth.
I bet you put bibles in the fiction section. So edgy!
God id