You have a budget of $1000 to design and build a tickle machine. It must have the following features:

You have a budget of $1000 to design and build a tickle machine. It must have the following features:
- free as in freedom API with GPL implementation
- targets multiple different spots with distinct settings for each
- programmable "sessions" of a fixed duration, may be set to loop
- analytics applied to response; i.e. how hard they're laughing vs what settings are being used, etc.
Either:
- worn on the body, allows freedom of movement
- wireless control
- stays affixed despite vigorous resistance
- 60 minute rechargeable battery life at least
Or:
- subject is strapped in, adjustable levels of wiggle room
- subject is visible from the outside
- touch screen interface
Can it be done? What would need to change to bring this below budget, or how big would the budget have to be?

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Would /diy/ care about making it GPL or compatible?

Fuck off with your disgusting fetishes and go jerk yourself off at DeviantArt where glow in the dark niggers like you belong

wtf did I just read, are you mentally ill OP?

Just replace GPL with self-written code and then it's a case for /diy/

I would insert tiny vibrating magnets under the skin that could agitated by a weak magnetic field.

just a fail safe daytime lock is enough op

How does that do anything listed here?

more like

This board is about technology, that board is not.

>1000
you have no sense of scale do you?

If I gave a budget of a million, there'd be no need to make it efficient. How much higher should it be for this?

Asian tickle hooker with an ipad taped to her abdomen.

>$1000
Dude with that budget it's gonna be held together with gum and prayers

Why is Jow Forums so bad at efficiency? It's not like you're building a computer, which the medium-sized end would be under $1000.

The computing hardware for this would be like $10. It's the physical structure and mechanisms that are going to cost way more than a grand

>efficiency
What, cost efficiency? Why don't you look up the parts' prices online and criticize "efficiency"?

Okay, then, give me a realistic estimate for this device.

It's going to vary widely based on the form factor and quality, but I'd say ballpark $20,000

To be desu I figured $1000 would be way low balling it, but would that be for the worn version or the stationary set? I was thinking something that could be discrete and worn under the clothes would probably be the cheaper option, as well.

>something that could be discrete and worn under the clothes
Now you have miniaturization problems and are looking at even more money.

I mean you probably wouldn't need some huge tentacle array to be effective, maybe some fuzzy buzzers/brushes attached in various locations? What would be the most cost-effective way to get this done?

>maybe some fuzzy buzzers/brushes attached in various locations?
That need mechanisms to move them around that aren't large enough to be noticed through clothing, while also being able to stand against "vigorous resistance"
And you need enough battery to handle powering all of these mechanical parts for an hour, while again not being so big as to be noticeable through clothing.

And a tentacle array like in your original pic was never an option. The mechanisms for them would be so complicated and expensive that a single one would blow your entire budget. There's a reason why they aren't used anywhere in any industry.

Would multiple batteries distributed throughout the machine to avoid one big bulk be feasible? Would heat also be hard to dissipate? I'm not an engineer, or else I'd probably have more than just the basic set of features I'm looking for, and I'd probably know how ridiculous $1k would be for it.

>Would multiple batteries distributed throughout the machine to avoid one big bulk be feasible?
Yes, and it's probably the only approach you can take unless you're willing to also include a "discrete" backpack to cram shit in.
>Would heat also be hard to dissipate?
Yes
>I'm not an engineer
I can tell

Literally just put them in bondage and have a little crank type arm thing that gives repetitive tickle-y motions. You can probably do that for 1k.

So it seems like like option #2 would be the more feasible option? I mean it makes sense, though the applications for the portable version would be fun as well, the larger set would have more limited application. Still can find use for it, and $20k isn't too bad, something to save for at least. Thanks.

Blackmail them and tell them they must spend 60 hours on the tickle machine within the next month or their porn history will be uploaded for all to see. It will only increment when a full hour has been logged, any fraction of an hour spent on the machine is disregarded.

Okay, but that requires the machine to exist in the first place.

t. davis

Hire an Indian midget to tickle your bf.
At a rate of $1/d you can keep it for 3 years.
The straps to keep it affixed cost probably around $5.

Alternatively, you could try looking for some slaves on whichever sites you frequent and have them tickle him for free.

That's all well and good, but it's not a tickle machine.

Put it in a box with holes for hands and it is.

Every day, we stray further from God.

OP if you need help I have a good simple method but I require a consolation fee.

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Not that I don't believe you, but I kinda don't believe you, sorry.

kek

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Your loss.
Tbh it's sad that people like you have money yet people like me that can think through this shit have nothing.

Is this some kind of a fetish? Looks like it.

You should just develop it on your own instead of getting the ideas man involved.

Fucking kek'd

Can you tickle someone with a TENS unit / electrical current? Because that would be much easier than random vibrators / fuzzy rollers / some reciprocating feather mechanism

Doesn't this shit belong on or Tumblr or something?