"oh hey bro, my phone died and I wanted to use your laptop for a sec...

>"oh hey bro, my phone died and I wanted to use your laptop for a sec, this thing doesn't seem to be using windows or mac, what's going on?"

Well?

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Fuck his ass.

>Well?
Well, why is there a half naked homo on my couch?

I think you have the wrong business, the apple store is 2 blocks down

thicc thighs owo

"Fuck off"

Thicc

fuck you leather head

Good shit, OP. You made me laugh.

Gays can't use my laptop because it's password is quoting scripture and gays are possessed by demons

You do know that gays don't care right?

But that laptop is literally running windows.
Sage for faggotry

Nice

I would inform him that he has gotten the wrong door and that the gym is two blocks down

Based

Based

I would turn 360 degrees and walk away

god i wish that couch were me

Does it work on CIAniggers I wonder

Based.

Cringe.

You can teach that thick boy to use your snowflake OS in a few minutes, unlike women.

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>tfw I look like that but a bit more muscular
>Tfw when my friends girly gay friend walked in and saw me

>He looked down and up at me then gulped and turned red while he was talking to me

Felt good man. Working out is finally showing results. Now when a girl has done that to me I'll know I made it bros.

>looks like that
>doesn't have a gf

user...

Fat chance. Women like money, power, and status. They don't care about your body. There's a reason bodybuilding is predominately a hobby for homosexuals, because it only attracts men.

you got me mad now

*BRAAAAAAAAAPPP*

BE YUGAMINE
NO SHABU SHABU
DAME

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I hope you're fucking kidding me.
I'm a big fat nerd before I started working out. I'm usually inside most of the time

>I hope you're fucking kidding me.
Nope. It's the truth. Sorry you had to find out this way.

You're thinking of mac, friendo

Make him giant and watch him destroy cities

Would you smell the area where his crotch was?

>doesn't mention face, height and benis size first
SURE BRO WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU IF YOU ARE RICH LOL
I will concede you status though. Status and face are catnip, much more so than money.

>face, height and benis size
These only become more relevant the less power, wealth, and status one holds. That means that they are, at best, secondary points of attraction.

Kekd heartily

True love is only possible when you have looks and status
Women cry en masse when hot men die, when was the last time that happened for a rich powerful old boomer? No woman's gonna shed a tear when Bill Gates or Carlos Slim dies

>True love
Does not exist.
>Women cry en masse when hot men die
Social signalling.