THE BEST PHONE OF DREAM

Why is the number of schizophrenics higher on Jow Forums than any other board? Even /x/ seems rational at this point

>Wikipedia articles
about slavery

One could be for the audio, other for peripherals and you could still charge as well

3 USB ports is pretty retarded, but everything else should be the norm for every smartphone maker

id rather have 2 usb ports (one bottom, one side mounted) and 1 3.5mm jack.

physical home button
no notch
sharp, square design. No curved meme.
3.5mm

130mm max
4000+mAh battery
LineageOS support

But doesn't USB c solve this problem? You can get usb c docking stations that basically do what you're asking for but better.

>4. ?????
iOS

>docking stations
in the bed?

4. X86 PROCESSOR TO INSTALL GENTOO

>trading superior digital universal serial bus port for single-purpose analog port

Fuck off to plebbit
seriously why are gaysoyboys still roaming on Jow Forums?

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>Single purpose

What is microphone. What is buttonpress for selfiestick

>peripherals
>in bed

>3 usb ports
>no jack
my sides

>microphone
>(((selfiestick)))
kys normie

>get called out for talking bullshit
>REEE

>ru
>is actually about music band
Did you even read this thing before you posted?

Saved. Basically the state of modern software.

What clueless pajeet made this? Is every single memory maxed 0.0.01 bug device going to be treated like all of them on the market? We all know this isn't the case. Why the shitposting?

Nigga we already have a 3.5mm hole for that purpose and what fucking "peripherals" could you possibly need for your phone

kys ivan

yes, how i can see ASMR for hours?

You can install gentoo on ARM too though

bump

perfect phone has:
>a giant fucking battery
>somewhere around 5'4" size
>physical buttons on both sides(one side for music controls, other side for call/whatever functionality)
>physical home button
>camera good enough for taking a picture of a document and being able to read it later
>cpu just fast enough to run the fucking camera, power saving over muh gaymen
>replaceable battery and storage
>dual sim + sim card
>minijack replaced with usb-c in the top that has hooks, so it doesn't get pulled out easily(earphones under shirt trick, never drop another phone)
>supports those "just fucking wave your credit card" chips so you can leave the wallet at home or in the car
>water proof so i can watch porn in the rain
>open source that respects hurr durr etc

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A usb vibrator

Infrared night vision camera.

Damn she's fat. Fucking pig.

Why are dicklets so intimidated by curvacious women?

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Damn that ass is fat

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Perfect phone...well I have an idea...doubt the feasibility but here it is...

About 4.5 to five inch screen.
Removable battery.
Micro SD slot.
3.5mm jack.
720p-1080p screen.
No notch or curved screen or any other bullshit.
Fuck fingerprint readers.
A decent camera front and back. Nothing fancy needed. It's a phone.
Obviously a flash for camera/flashlight.

Here's where it gets wierd. My perfect phone is a landscape slider with shoulder L and R buttons like a game pad. The bottom portion you can remove the keyboard and place either a small slider gamepad or just a battery extension.

Specs should be decent but no reason to max it out...there are no killer apps that can't run on any mid-range phone anyway so I'd just go for battery life.

What does Jow Forums think?

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