EXPLAIN WHY YOU BROWSED Jow Forums ON Thanksgiving OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOUL Jow Forums

EXPLAIN WHY YOU BROWSED Jow Forums ON Thanksgiving OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOUL Jow Forums

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because i do not have a life

Thanksgiving is in October

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thanksgiving isn't a real thing, it's just some commercial holiday americans made up!

EU here, we don't thank anybody but ourselves, and you should too Satan.

**niggers**

we dont have thanksgiving here
based white

Just heard Trudeau is upping the allowance for Somali resettlement

because i don't live with my family

>Thanksgiving
what is that? is it when you tip?

Every single culture that developed past hunter-gather has a harvest festival, you smart-ass. Has nothing to do with commercialism.

It's not a thing on my half of the Atlantic ocean

Because I'm not a Murrican.

I don't give a shit about american customs.

First of all, I'm not a tardlard burgturd, so wtf is Thanksgiving?
Second, I browse Jow Forums even on Christmas morning because it's comfy, fuck you.

I'm Native American

I'm a dangerous sociopath with no soul. You can try to eat it if you want but there's nothing there. Now empty your wallet on to the table or else.

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It isn't thanksgiving.

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>harvest festival.

We eat what we want year round in civilised countries

I mostly ignore holidays, except for Grav-mass. They have no direct effect on me, since I work when I wish (which is most of the time) and do other things when I wish.

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Because I live in Europe, not some third world country

I got clued into a $399 vega64 which I promptly bought

>nonfree pizza thread gets deleted
>this thread stays up
hotpockets confirmed for soulless