"I heard you're real good with computers, user. Can you teach me how to hack?"
"I heard you're real good with computers, user. Can you teach me how to hack?"
"Sure, give me your password"
xD *nuzzles* >W
h4ck this bich: *unzips dick*
I'll hack the fuck out of your pussy, bitch.
i'll hack her freckles if you know what i mean.
Hacking is simply using something for an unintended purpose in a novel way.
Your mom is.
"Sure, how many years are you willing to commit to this?"
>What do you want to hack?
She stares at me in silence, unsure of her answer. By all accounts, Stacy only knew that hacking was just a thing cool people like Mr Robot did.
You can learn to hack most things in an afternoon. It's mostly just searching for what other people have tried. Knowing Russian helps a little.
A upboat, good sir.
Imagine if you just punched her in the face and said, "Shut the fuck up, bitch". Imagine how powerful you'd feel.
are you a fag?
imagine how powerless you feel all the time such that you have to fantasize about punching a harmless girl in the face
this is why you have no friends
>Look mum! I posted it again!
>girl
>her
It's actually a girl you idiot
>mum
>with a penis.
Finished your sentence.
sure thing babe - assume position
I don’t trust “women” who use hair dye
"No, fuck off. I'm not going to help you to hack your fucking ex's accounts. Shut the fuck up, bitch"
>she could ruin your life by making you believe she'd be willing make you happy
>harmless
Of course, I also don't support violence against females, or of any kind for that matter, but why are you on this site?
win + r
"cmd" and hit enter
py -3.6 install_keylogger_and_upload_your_shit_to_my_cloud.py
echo "facebook hackd"
now suck my dick bitch
drop tables ;DDD
>Girls
>Harmless
They're like honeybadgers. Sure they're adorable and you might get a snuggle or some ass. But they'll fuck your shit up if you're not careful.
Fuck, this.
What if she asks to fix her computer just as a pretext to be alone and have sex?
*teach her to hack
Oh, fuck, came from other thread.
Okay sure, let's do some penetration testing ;^)
>honeybadgers
>some ass
FUCK, Max is hot
Photo is edited af. She's a professional editor.
And Max is a boy's name!
Imagine how powerful you'd feel in the prison showers after getting convicted.
>Can you teach me how to hack?
sure darling
>.....one week later
Yes not for free though honey
your dick has a zipper?
*opens several terminals alternating between cmatrix and htop*
Now get on your knees.
W-w-ho a-are yo-o-oh a-nd w-w-what a-are-e y-y-ou d-d-oin-g-g i-in my n-e-e-t h-h-ole? *hyperventilates*
redpilled and based