"I heard you're real good with computers, user. Can you teach me how to hack?"

"I heard you're real good with computers, user. Can you teach me how to hack?"

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"Sure, give me your password"

xD *nuzzles* >W

h4ck this bich: *unzips dick*

I'll hack the fuck out of your pussy, bitch.

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i'll hack her freckles if you know what i mean.

Hacking is simply using something for an unintended purpose in a novel way.

Your mom is.

"Sure, how many years are you willing to commit to this?"

>What do you want to hack?

She stares at me in silence, unsure of her answer. By all accounts, Stacy only knew that hacking was just a thing cool people like Mr Robot did.

You can learn to hack most things in an afternoon. It's mostly just searching for what other people have tried. Knowing Russian helps a little.

A upboat, good sir.

Imagine if you just punched her in the face and said, "Shut the fuck up, bitch". Imagine how powerful you'd feel.

are you a fag?

imagine how powerless you feel all the time such that you have to fantasize about punching a harmless girl in the face

this is why you have no friends

>Look mum! I posted it again!

>girl
>her

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It's actually a girl you idiot

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>mum

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>with a penis.
Finished your sentence.

sure thing babe - assume position

I don’t trust “women” who use hair dye

"No, fuck off. I'm not going to help you to hack your fucking ex's accounts. Shut the fuck up, bitch"

>she could ruin your life by making you believe she'd be willing make you happy
>harmless

Of course, I also don't support violence against females, or of any kind for that matter, but why are you on this site?

win + r
"cmd" and hit enter
py -3.6 install_keylogger_and_upload_your_shit_to_my_cloud.py
echo "facebook hackd"

now suck my dick bitch

drop tables ;DDD

>Girls
>Harmless

They're like honeybadgers. Sure they're adorable and you might get a snuggle or some ass. But they'll fuck your shit up if you're not careful.

Fuck, this.

What if she asks to fix her computer just as a pretext to be alone and have sex?

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*teach her to hack
Oh, fuck, came from other thread.

Okay sure, let's do some penetration testing ;^)

>honeybadgers
>some ass

FUCK, Max is hot

Photo is edited af. She's a professional editor.

And Max is a boy's name!

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Imagine how powerful you'd feel in the prison showers after getting convicted.

>Can you teach me how to hack?
sure darling

>.....one week later

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Yes not for free though honey

your dick has a zipper?

*opens several terminals alternating between cmatrix and htop*
Now get on your knees.

W-w-ho a-are yo-o-oh a-nd w-w-what a-are-e y-y-ou d-d-oin-g-g i-in my n-e-e-t h-h-ole? *hyperventilates*

redpilled and based