Just rolled into the shop

What do?

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Return it to him but clear the call history first.

this, she'll prolly just ask another repair shop

Take a small flat head screwdriver and break a bunch of shit off the motherboard, pocket the $100, and return the phone saying it's unfixable, which would be absolutely true after tearing off a bunch of surafce mounted components from a board that tiny.

Do a hard reset of a phone, and say that this was required for fix.

How does he have time to write the note and put a $100 inside but not have the time to erase call history???

Fake and bluepilled

lying nigger sage

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Call a bunch off prostitutes/escorts on it, then return it. Keep the 100$

>she wants to check the call history
Why would anyone explain to the repair guy their motives?

Fake and/or gay

...

Doesn't your iCloud account keep track of your call history anyways

actually um i have asked previously of this question to the appropriate moderator admins and have not so as far received the typical responding answer without some pushback for reasons that so far as to me is not understandable being the list of things that I did and have to as answered although it being around the same time it was been doing before

And also the service provider.

repair and factory reset.
call the wife it done
let him swet for a while

newfag

Wipe the phone and return it. Guy keeps his device and also doesn't get caught. Customer for life.

Bonus points if you wink at him as he walks out.

this
fake adn gay

this but don't be stupid enough to break the phone, rather take the expensive components to use to repair other phones.

You guys are idiots. Have you never lied in your lives? If he erases the call history he is guilty and his girl can hate him, if the phone is broken he can swear he's telling the truth and she'd make a decision based on their past.

Learn to manipulate, losers

take the money
fix the phone properly
give note to wife

>babe let me see your phone
>hold on one sec let me take it apart first

A picture from Reddit rolled into the shop? Kick that fucker out!

clearly he has had the luxury of something happening to it causing her not to be able to check it immediately. Why would have have offered the $100 if he knew he was fucked regardless? Don't be naive.

keep the 100, say its unfixable. ez. the customer is always right.

Fix the phone
Tell the wife.

YOU FOOLS: What if the wife wrote that?

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He'd get caught one way or another. He might slink out of this one, but she's clearly onto him and she won't stop snooping until he's busted. Doesn't matter what happens with the phone. Most men don't cover their tracks that well. Case in point.

Take the money fix the phone and give it to the wife.
cheaters can go to hell

Take the money, show the note to the wife and take her out for dinner with it.

dumbass

definitely a man's handwriting

"wat do" is a fucking hypothetical, he never claimed it really happened to him you dumb fuck.

please don't feed the newfags

Take the money
Fuck the wife

There are no expensive components in iShit. The motherboards are only valuable as a fully working part with no iCloud lock.

What are timestamps?

Just delete the suspicious items from the call history.
It's only suspicious if you delete everything.

I mean, your phone conveniently dying when your girl wants to check the call history is suspicious enough.

Take the money, give the phone to the wife

would it make it womanly if I surrounded it with gay hearts and unnecessary curvatures on all of the glyphs

>filename
woah there buddy, you can't be saying that around these parts.

boomers

No you fucking didn't, I've seen this shit on this board before

But what if she knows you took/made a suspicious call at a specific time(s) and only those are magically gone somehow? She wouldn't care about call history if she didn't know there were calls in the first place.

Install Gentoo

To be fair if she picked up the phone with Gentoo installed on it, it would be just as good as unfixable

the phone just broke conveniently after the guy talked with his mistress, and he used a heat gun to take apart an iphone and put it back together without his wife noticing
or it's just a joke and they knew Louis would show it on youtube
which one is more likely?

The important thing is to know whether she suspects something or not in the first place.

Because if she does, if you decide to just delete everything, she's still gonna look around. Suspicious as shit. Better to make it so actually it doesn't work at all. Have the guy have to go out of his way to fix it. Tell that motherfucker to buy another one even, or have to replace the motherboard. It's gonna be shitty but it's gonna ensure that even if she decides to tamper with it somehow, ask a friend or another store, he doesn't have to do this again.

>gf runs up
>IMA CHECK UR CALL HISTORY MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
>throw phone at wall
>just bought yourself a week to put a note in it

Wew, this is just like picking my RPG quest paths. Karma +, Karma -, I can hear the jingle in my head. And I'm not good at RPGs.

You goddamn zoomers. All you have to do is look at the monthly phone bill. Every call and text is there, with phone numbers.

She might be stupid, have you considered that?

Imagine getting yourself in such a cucked situation where you toss your phone and $100 rather than letting your partner see your call history.
Propably the wrong partner...

Why go through all this then? Just jingle some keys to redirect her attention. Job done.

I'm not a phone expert, but I don't think displays are supposed to look like that even from behind. When you look at the part to the right of the note it seems bent and shattered, warranting a higher repair bill than $100 anyway. And the guy clearly doesn't want you to repair his phone in the first place so if you fixed it regardless he wouldn't have to pay you another god damn cent, putting you at a loss and making him an unhappy customer. Having customers that pay you a hundred bucks to tell them shit's fucked? Hey, more power to them.

Maybe he used WhatsApp calls or something

>Maybe he used WhatsApp calls or something
>call history
>cell phone
No. Stop being dumb.

>There are no expensive components in iShit.
LCD? I always remember LCDs were the most expensive part of a smartphone.

imagine being this new

this made me laugh way harder than it should have.
good job, user.

Won't have facetime, iMessage, WhatsApp, Google duo, Snapchat, etc., etc.

Why wouldn't that guy just go the pool? "Drop" the phone in or perhaps forget about having that phone in one's pocket while going for a swim?

Perhaps Jow Forums should give that man some advice: lost it in a boating accident. Or if you wanted to be serious, the fish pulled me off my canoe while reeling it in. Lost my keys too!

Just ignore me I'm retarded

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