So you bought a chinese phone made for indians?

>so you bought a chinese phone made for indians?

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You suck a dick made for animals?

what

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>the ladies loved Michael for his quick wit and sharp tongue

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I wish

You dye your hair you fucking skank.

best part is when you google a review and an indian reviewer pops up

>title in English
>starts speaking Hindi at 500 words per minute with the occasional English word thrown in
fucking curryniggers

It is called bleaching.

And she is Swedish and decides who she goes to bed with. It will not be you.

Youtube translates titles to your native language js

i love when indians get angry, it's virtually incomprehensible

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I fucking hate Apple devices, but this one looks sexy af. I just want to put my dick in

Is that why the charger port is brown instead of standard aluminum? Made by India through and through.

When I was a young boy, I saw a comment on an Indian porno where the girl sucks off a guy outside. When he cums he says 'the sun is setting and I am about to cum', a person commented 'this man has a way with words' and I felt good that an Indian man said something poetic and wonderful
years later I realized the commentor was being sarcastic. It broke my soul and now I take up my rightful place as a poojeet shitposter on the 4channel.

Please, leave.

Rakesh...

so you bought a chinese phone made for niggers and faggots?

>years later I realized the commentor was being sarcastic

was he tho

no, i don't own an iphone.

>MOOOOOM THE DOG'S ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING AGAIN

no it doesn't

but why did you crop out her thighs?

I'd jerk off with her hair wrapped around my dick. Then I'd cum on it.

imagine being so weak to make even the smallest, most unimportant decisions under the influence of others
wow, some people behave as if they didn't want to fuck even once in their lifetime

nobody cares capt. autismo

but i am an indian BECKY!!!!!!!

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>Does not know hindi in 2018
fucking lol

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i found it light-hearted and irreverent. two boners up.

thank

can someone use that face app on her so she's smiling instead?

Huh. She kinda looks like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.

>so you paid the money but don't actually own the phone?

>Hazbin Hotel.
obscure as fuck lad

Yep. Lenovo P2

No regrets. This battery life is designed to ask for bobs and vagine pics 24/7

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>you think that's air you're breathing?

/thread

is it just me or?

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why is her hair blonde and her eyebrows brown?

is that the girl from blacked?

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sminke

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Billy Joe Jimbo Bob...

Well well well, what do we have here, someone haven't paid their taxes again.

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U SAYING WHAT U SON OF A BASTERD BICH

Plantposters get out REEEEEEEEEEEES

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>Billy Bob THOTton
fixed

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fucking zoomer

Yes and I flashed free and open source software on it so only I have control and knowledge of what goes in and out of my device

Why does her dumb face look like an ape

>so only I have control and knowledge of
I'm willing to bet my house that you didn't know what a baseband is until this post, nor can you write even a hello world in Java. Just admit that you, like every other third-rate jackoff who got pwned by the event-stream crypto miner yesterday, believe a gaggle of autistic NEETs will audit the code for you.

who took the picture and why?

Yes. Best phone ever too and cheap. God bless the chinks and their pop in the loo market penetrator.

>Posted from a Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X.

Because she is a hairless african ape (homo sapiens sapiens).

>Swedish
>Choose who she sleeps with
Lmao, not on Muhammed's watch.

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Fuck I miss mom

She looks like she's into a certain type of guy.

Only if the uploader enables that feature

hilarious

Yes it does. example:
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gottem

I bet her pubic hair is so, so beautiful.

this is a higher res. She's in the stockholm metro, green line.

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fake blonde is still fake blonde
i.e. not actually white

I just had this thought
what if she farted on this chair, get up and I sniffed it
haha, that would be weird, right?

kinda sucks when that kind of girls fucks only black guys

nice

Found the kid from AGDQ '17

lol, like if I dropped a pen or a wallet near seat and while picking it up sniffed it
that wouldn't be weird, right?

Literally got the honor 8x yesterday. Feels good btw

Literally MADE for Muhammeds cock

it's a public chair, what's the point? whatever her ass adds to the chair will be hugely overpowered by the sweaty fat guy who was sitting there two stops earlier

>so you bought a chinese phone made for indians?
While holding a Chinese phone made for poor Indians.

"Nah I bought a Korean phone made for the US."

Y'all too late boys she got a promise ring necklace.

but her warmth on chair would still be
like rubbing your cheek on it would be something

i'll accept this

based haha poster

the DNA in the African sperm loads she takes daily has started to merge with her own DNA

who dat girl?

if a wonan said that to me I would find it pretty funny because when searching for reviews of my current phone all I could find were pajeets with ugly hands. lets see your iphone then bitch.

SS — Swedish Slut

Do they pay you to screw that bear?

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At least I get to watch