ITT:The comfiest thing about your country

When December rolls around and the trees turn yellow and orange and the weather is in the 20s...I like to go out on my bike and admire the architecture and urban planning.

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Architecture is based. Good choice op

Thanks. What's the comfiest thing for you?

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malls are still big in this part of the world so when a new huge mall with cool modern design goes up i just enjoy walking around with maybe a cold drink in hand

me

I live in the valley between two mountain ranges. So seeing the mountains, streets, and buildings all covered in snow is really quite a pretty sight.

Pic related. It's my city.

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Sounds comfy.What's your favourite drink?
Post face

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ah, very nice
Ever go hiking in the mountains?

i dont really have one but theres a great bubble tea shop nearby me

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Not as much in recent years but, a friend of mine wants to make a big effort to do more this next year.

I see.Best of luck!Only ever went up a mountain once.best thing ever.
What's your favourite flavour?I love bubble tea too!
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reminder that Napoleon was a polish jew

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Can't relate.

If I ever feel down I can just walk into a random bar and 8/10 some friendly drunk guy is gonna start talking to me and cheer me up. I've done this a few times. One time I even made a dozen friends that I hung out with for years

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mango green tea

big if true

Ah that's nice...Europeans are really nice people, aren't they? Here everyone has social anxiety and autism ranging from mild to severe.
Why not?
Haven't see that combination before but I guess I will now!

And to all anons, I have to go now, so please enjoy this pic, (You).

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when all the homeless mutts flock to an antifreeze laced sausage giveaway by your nearest commieblock

its normally -30 - -40 in december and the last thing you'd want is to be outside

Jogging in pic related weather

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Well it's weird. People won't just be all nice and chummy with you out in the public, for no reason. But they are actually really nice and most people love getting friendly with eachother. So you have this thing where people will warm up to you really really fast, just as long as you take the first step. And that's pretty much why bars are perfect for that kind of stuff. Most people hanging out in bars are dying for some friendly company

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Damn dude, you are crazy.

Thanksgiving is comfy as fuck

on a hot humid day in DECEMBER I like to dodge the deadly spiders living on the outside of my house, sidestep the snakes in the garden, run down the street holding my boogie board above my head to ward off the magpies swooping, weave my way past all the Asian picpockets abbos wanting a durry and methed up bogons on holiday, microwave my feet in the hot sand as I step over the bright red land wales lying on every part of the beach, to finally fall into the cool blue rubbish filled pacific ocean where a shark will promptly savage me, but it will be ok because the jellyfish will have stung me numb and sealed the bites shut with their stingers
free healthcare gives you a nice ambulance drive and a comfy airconditioned room at the hospital

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I run in shorts too

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Are they tight shorts that show your bulge?

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Not telling you

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^That means yes

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Time to wear sweat pants

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send pics

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I will now triple wear sweat pant's so no one will see the outline in my wiener.

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you can't tease me like that and then not show pics

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do they sell that many pairs of super zoom glasses then?

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b-but girls won't see it either

Except that the trees don't really turn yellow nor does the temperature hit 20s in the daytime

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Dis nigga
I did not tease you're just pervert
Why?
It's getting cold now so I need to layer up.

only people wearing them would be able to see that micro seam

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Then I will use aluminum foil

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good, keep dicke warm
honestly first thing i thought about after hearing shorts at sub 0 temps

show bulge

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stooooop talking about sweatpant bulges
I bought 3 pairs of pants for the gym and they all make it look like I have an erection

I think I need to buy new ones

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but isn't urine aluminium and a roll of nickels(zinc) the ingredients for an explosive?
you could blow your junk from the front to the back

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...

Don't worry I will.
no
Basically I wear these kind of short pic related
gay
I'll put them over one of layers of sweat pants

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Also these shorts

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just wear tracksuit
i honestly have no idea how are you running at sub 0 temps, I literally die in 10-15 laps myself if its below 12

NOOOOOOOO
Its not my fault
DAMN YOU DECATLHON DAMN YOU
MAKE PANTS WITH SMALLER BULGES

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>tracksuit
Im not a slav or chav

Be Latin you think I can't handle it but I can..,
Maybe I may a mixed with something northern.
Just buy briefs to hold everything together, That's what I do and when I'm in a chill mood I wear boxers.

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I already wear briefs
I think the pants are just too tight on the front

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winter

I think they make XL briefs for the front
no

just do it and ascend to slavhood

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Why do you even want a bulge pic if you have already seen the real deal?
They would probably be too big tho
American XL sizes arent the same as EU ones
I dont want to die of liver failure at 34

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It's almost 5 am and I'm planning to do jog/run 16 miles.
Yeah that true.

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Oh, cmon, svidetel died at 44, you'll be ok.

spring and autumn are chill like 20° and summer is usually 28° upwards winter 0°-10° so there's everything in it. snow, open bath, and hiking. during hiking in autumn you can find magic shrooms and in spring the landscape is always beautiful. i live in zurich, not the alps but when you go hiking on the hills you can always see the alps in the distance.
truly the heart of europe and one of the biggest cultures in the world based upon different languages and different landscapes.

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The Pueblos Magicos, Colonial towns, and the nature in some places are quite pretty comfy if you ask me.

Can someone call me a ungrateful cunt that will never amount to anything and should kill myself for being lazy piece of shit. To motivate me.

motivate to kill yourself or is hate your lube?

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Hate is my lube to improve myself 2bh.
Also this music helps.

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I dunno, you seem like a nice guy.
Not all nice guys are meant to run 16 miles, you know.
So just eh, be urself. And finish last like every other nice guy ever.
Btw, did I tell you I've done even more sets than I usually do today? Yeah, that. See you later, NOT space cowboy.

........FUCK YOU
LET'S GET THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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ungrateful cunt that will never amount to anything and you should kill yourself for being alazy piece of shit

I listen to this to get motivated
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(first song in the playlist)

We're God's chosen people. Through suffering we saved and will save the world.

Thanks I'm layered up for the cold and ready to go

lyrics:
Do you really know where you are from - do you really know who you are? Do you feel deep in your heart a feeling that does not go away? Your origin, is mine - we are both a kind. Now I'll tell you the truth that no one tells you anymore.

We were the rulers of an empire - kings of Europe. Everyone who saw us fell on his knees before us. That's the only truth from days gone by. How many times have we been wanted dead, yet dead, we never were.

On many blood-soaked fields, for freedom with honor. Fought Germany's brave fathers - they gave their lives. We were a people like no other - swearing the oath that lasts forever. We were the rulers of Germania - God's gift to this world.

We were the rulers of an empire - kings of Europe. Everyone who saw us fell on his knees before us. That's the only truth from days gone by. How many times have we been wanted dead, yet dead, we never were.

And if you read in the books today, you're guaranteed to find nothing. Everything that reminds us made them disappear out of fear. Because you are so much better than some lousy idiot. And they know that and have been forging our death for a long time.

We were the rulers of an empire - kings of Europe. Everyone who saw us fell on his knees before us. That's the only truth from days gone by. How many times have we been wanted dead, yet dead, we never were.
We were the rulers of an empire - kings of Europe. Everyone who saw us fell on his knees before us. That's the only truth from days gone by. How many times have we been wanted dead, yet dead, we never were.

thanks in advance

Who?
US more like UR FAT
But seriously, big heckin clothes

This guy. He witnessed more shit during his time than you can possibly imagine.

I can go anywhere in the middle of the night and not worry about being attacked.I do carry a hammer and pepperspray just in case.

But what if a woman would walk around alone at night?
Men usually don't get attacked at night.

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There's a special day where we eat pastry buns and these specific pastries are only available on that day.
they very delish.
Then next day we're supposed to eat salted meat until we're stuffed.
I'd say that's pretty comfy
btw, not norway so you don't get confused

6 more miles to go OH sweet Jesus it's cold why didn't I wear gloves

My family went a trip to the east part of my country, around Mount Kinabalu. The area around there is higher than any part of my country, it feels almost like a totally different country! Albeit the similar language.

There is this tea farm, hundreds of kilometers wide. They have a small cafe where they serve pastries and tea(surprise surprise). The atmosphere is perfect; mild cold, humid, foggy, and sunny with a perfect view of the farm. It was around evening that we went there.

Scones and cinnamon tea. I want to go there again with someone I like.

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The fact what we have special gay hunting executioner death squads

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Then why is every russian on this board a fucking faggot

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I don't know man, I feel like I have no identity at all.