How do I hack in to the mainframe of my school and dl a bug to the system from a backdoor?

How do I hack in to the mainframe of my school and dl a bug to the system from a backdoor?

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You delete system32 user

Or alternatively, actually know the first thing about computers.
>"dl a bug to the system from a backdoor"
Wanna know how I know you are clueless?

try deleting an internet, that'll show em!

The principal of your school has been notified, your personal information has been included.
Thank you for your cooperation

so based i look up to kewl ppl like you

Buy a hacking CD from ebay with a stolen cc, locate and break into server room, insert CD hack into server and run

Bad advice, a hacking CD may overhack a computer and cause an explosion.

what if he overclocks computer first, would this prevent overhacking?

It will actually amplify the overhacking as the CD will also be overclocked

1st you need to install gentoo before any hacking can be done

That speeds up the overhacking. You have to undervolt/clock to prevent this

Memes aside, install a seedbox and wait for the DMCA drama

This: underclock, undervolt, dim your display and if you can then open the CD Drive and try to turn down the laser power a bit.

just theorizing here, but triangulating amps with GUI interface
think about that

noe!
not the internet! there's only one! other people need it too!

My school's website stored the pw to the teacher's section in plaintext in the source code. I was at the house of this girl whose ass was phenomenal and she asked me about something whose details I knew were in the teacher's section, so I want to her computer, recovered the pw and pulled up the information. Impressed her but she had a boyfriend and I was a huge autist in hs anyway. Thanks for any fucks given.

why were you at her house in the first place? did you managed to get at least her panties before you left?

school stuff

> It's another Jow Forums tech support thread for faggots who can't do it themselves or use stackexchange

oh...
I thought she was unaware of your presents at first
and later you just came out of her closet
>ha-h..ha, Stacy! I was here all night!
you know, she thought of you like a retarded little brother

You joke but this is unironically the average user

no it isn't

>t.average user

strace the echo gdb null segment descriptor pointer dereferencer of the virtual curlftpfs makefile decompiler with the XkbAddGeomRow zshmodules modprobe mkfs.ext2 ctstat poweroff blkdiscard iptunnel fdisk pivot_root blockdev agetty qingy-reset-console openrc-init rc-service mkswap ip6tables swapoff ctrlaltdel fsck.minix rc-update losetup rc-sstat ifcfg mke2fs raw nameif ldconfig killall5 routel ip6tables-restore reboot tune2fs iptables-restore insmod arp swapon udevadm installkernel dhcpcd ip6tables-save e2image ss e2fsck pam_tally2 fsck.ext3 cfdisk resize2fs tipc mount.fuse genl start-stop-daemon fstrim rtacct mkhomedir_helper devlink openrc-shutdown wipefs rdma routef swaplabel sfdisk supervise-daemon mkfs.bfs fsfreeze rc udevd fsck.cramfs halt hwclock sln setcap getpcaps mkfs.cramfs unix_update nstat fstab-decode qingy runuser pam_tally iptables-apply capsh rarp fsck runscript sulogin e2undo unix_chkpwd lsmod nologin depmod mkfs.minix rtstat mii-tool ifstat rtpr lnstat mkfs.ext4 blkid openrc dumpe2fs fsck.ext4 modinfo runlevel chcpu ip6tables-apply mkfs switch_root bootlogd iptables ipmaddr iptables-save tc init blkzone consoletype zramctl fsck.ext2 bridge e2label rmmod qingy-keygen rtmon logsave debugfs xtables-multi getcap mkfs.ext3 shutdown telinit pam_timestamp_check openrc-run resolvconf findfs badblocks
that should get you past the firewall

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just install the scripting framework and initiate the 43d3d3d and voila you will hax it

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You slipped up, faggot. I just gained your IP from heapsorting the octets in the hex array of your image's metadata script. I am a seasoned hacker using Kali Linux on my chromebook through live USB and I will have complete access to your home network in less than 800 seconds. You are fucking finished.

>43d3d3d
Now Tayne I can get into

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Bumping, relevant to my interests

Jokes on you. I use a Mac and 3 firewalls. Literally unhackable.

try out sshnuke, it worked on the power grid

sudo rm -rf /

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda1

Rare

i recommend you visit reddit and make your first contact with irony there. it will be easier for you :--)

Shit is so advanced it doesn't let me post this

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./.bonerexpansion.gcc

use NPM

Install Gentoo

Plug a Macbook Pro into the mainframe with a MIDI cable, and install windows onto the mainframe. From there you can use one of the 27463828 backdoors to download a military grade supervirus onto the server and steal everyones credit card numbers to buy vbucks.

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