/sm/ - software minimalism

you fucking morons, you failed normalfags that poison the internet today, why the fuck are you pasting twitch/webcam bitches that never get nude, what the fuck you fucking morons, every time I try to reverse imge search these bitches i find out that there are absolutely NO Nudes BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FAILED NORMALFAGS GOT ADDICTED TO THE FUCKING INTERNET AND INSTEAD OF POSTING GIRLS FOR WHICH NUDES EXIST YOU INSTEAD POST FUCKING INSTA/SC/FB/TWITCH WHORES THAT NEVER GET NUDE BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING INCOMPETENT YOU CANT EVEN FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET YOU DROOL AND DONATE TO THESE DUMB WHORES BEACSUE YOURE FAILED NORMALFAGS, YOURE FAILED RETARDS THAT GOT ATTRACTED TO THE INTERNET LIKE FLIES TO SHIT AND NOW YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING USELESS RETARDS

I STUDIED AT A GOLDEN TRIANGLE UNIVERSITY IN THE UK, I PISS ON YOUR LIFE AND I'M ALSO 1.90/6'3 TALL YOU FUCKING MANLET, I WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH IF WE WERE T O FIGHT IRL 1v1

bloatnigger

you are all retarded for caring about roasties

wow gramps easy there
this is 4channel, watch what're you saying

for fuck's sake man how can you reach this level of subhumanism, you drool and fap to a bitch that never gets nude, you give her likes, you donate to her, you send her private messages, you post her on imageboards like a fucking remote controlled vaginal slave

dude, the internet if full of porn, you can find all kinds of porn, even zoo porn if you're into that, you can fap to furry porn, to all kinds of crazy stupid shit and you come to an imageboard and post some random cunt from instagram because you're too addicted to uninstall the app and your entire life is controlled by FAANG and other companies, you swipe down every day, you like, you share, you give indirect/remote blowjobs to the jews that own these comapnies

even fucking masturbation, something so basic, elementary and simple becomes something that's all about instawhores, dude for fuck's sake man

fucking shit man I swear to god I would punch you with all my power, I would punch a hole through your dumb, normalfag face, you fucking ape, you cretin, the most you'll achieve in life is to be a webdev at a failed startup or some stupid crap like that, but you're probably too stupid even for that and you'll end up a "manager" at Micky D's

but, man, seriously, the internet is full of porn and you're wasting my time posting instawhores? for my fucking god and satan and all the fucking dieties on this planet I pray to all of them I sacrifice everything so that aI can power up a monumental bitch slap that I would administer to your dumbfuck, expressionless normie face so that you will finally fuck off and leave the internet alone stop defecating, stoip shitposting, stop spreading this disgusting shti everywhere

I know that normalfags start defending pussy and start posting fucking instawhores everywhere as if they're married or some sick, abstract and insane shit, but fuck off man I'm not like taht, I fap[, I need to fuck IRL or to see pussy online and

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(OP)

fuck of you bunch of failed normies and millenials with shit education, ipad-educated millenial permavirgins and permalosers

you're too stupid to even google porn, you're in a cell you stupid prisoners, you use instacrap all day and you start thinking that instawhores are tthe only women IRL or online, when in reality you can fuck prostitutes, fuck cunts from tinder, you can google "pornhub" and have a good wank and see actual pussies, actual tits, not bitches with estrogen disorders that have too much fat in their asses and legs and no fat in their upper body

fuck off and die you fucking pieces of shit, I fucking hate this crap I don't talk to subhuman morons like you IRL but now you infected the internet, even Jow Forums a fucking hive of CP and gore now has become a spawning ground for millenials and other failed subhumans

you can't even google porn that's how retarded you are

you fap to instawhores and twitch streamers

and you spam them here

and you waste time time because whenever I reverse g search them I find out that they're non-nude cunts, and then I get sad because I realize that the world is fuill of failed manlets like you

that are too ugly and short and poor and stupid to have sex IRL, too stupid even to google porn

al you do is waste your life on instagram and twitch, donating to whores and posting them on imageboards, you never even have the courage or the intelligence to google "pornhub" and turn off the safe search filter in google

that's how fucked up you are, you fucking millenial subhumans

now suck my dick, beacse everyone ITT is more stupid than me and is probably shorter (I'm 1.90/6'3 and I studied at a Golden Triangle uni in London)

fuck off failed normie NEETs!

Damn where do you find this shit? the THOT audit not working so good?

Girls in porn usually aren't qt.

uhhh man she showing her butt? she waring tighs? holy man holy shiet holy shiet niga you can't find anything better on the internet! I beter donate to this girl and make her my waifu! I better donate to her and beg her for her attention! I need to be a vaginal slave! if someone will criticize her body fat distribution I will call him a virgin because I'm the real man here! I'm the vaginal defender, I'm the pussy peon!!!! heave ho heave ho I'mm pulling my dildo out of my ass and I'm googling "instawhores" and I'm too stupid to google "vagina real photo" on google imagser with the safe search filter off that's how stupid I am!

you bucnh of permavirgin, ipad-educated millenial losers! suffer suffer suffer and eat shit and die you morons! you'll die houseless, jobless, and you will never have seen a vagaina because you're too ugly andshort to see one IRL, you're too poor to fuck an escort and you're too fucking stupid to google "pornhub"

imagine that son

too stupid to find porn on the internet

too stupid to close the "instagram" tab and search "pornhub" or "xhamster"

too stupid to breathe

too stupid to own a house

too stupid to fap properly

what the fuck kman!

too stupid to drink, eat, shit, fuck and fap properly man!this is w hat being educated by an ipad means! you're a bucnch of failed morons that were educated by ipads and you're so fucking moronic you can't even procure porn on the internet GOD DAMN IT!

HOLY

FUCKNIG

SHIT

TOO

STUPID

TO

FIND

ACTUAL

PORN

ON

THE

INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEVER POST INSTAWHORES EVER AGAIN YOU PATHETIC MANLET LOSERS! FUCK OFF AND DONATE TO THOSE WHORES, DONATE YOUR SALARIES AWAY AND THEN BECOME HOMELESS, START DOING CRACK AND BEGONE FROM SOCIETY, MORONS!

NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHY WOULD YOU POST IT IF I CANT JERK OFF TO IT? ARE YO UFUCKING RETARDED? I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING PICS OF GIRLS WHO ARE ATTRACTIVE BUT HAVE CLOTHES ON WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO FOR YOU? I KNOW YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DOES THAT not MAKE YOUFUCKING SAD? YOU DON'T GET SAD ABOUT SEEING A CUTE GIRL THAT YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE? I WANT TO SEE DESTROYED BROKEN GIRLS WITH CUM DRIPPING FROM THEIR EYE SOCKETS NOT YOUR DUMB ASS POSTING A RETARDED WENCH WITH ALL OFHER FUCKING CLOTHES ON YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!

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I never donated to nyasharisha
Just found her on /wsg/
I don't watch twitch
javascript is bloat
i dont pay for pussy. I fuck for free.
money and fucking is bloat as well.
i don't fuck pussy anymore
kek, post more

Nice digits, but clothed qts get me hard, so idk.

The web browsers mentioned are not very practical for daily use. I have been using Firefox, but when it comes to ungoogled chromium, which is superior as far as minimalism is concerned?

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they're fucking morons man think about it and laugh -- these are people that can't even find porn on the internet, that's how useless they are

no wonder most of Jow Forums nowadays moan about being jobless, because having a job is a step higher, it's "slightly" more difficult than knowing how to find porn online and if you can't even do that hten.... lmao... good luck son, you're gonna have an "interesting" life kek

yeah lmao see? how did I read into your post so well? you only posted a fuckng jpeg and I already guessed your entire future and life history, i.e. that you are a failed millenial loser that donates to women he'll never fuck, you'll never even see her nude man, that's so pathetic, you're moregutless than a man that fucks prostitutes or faps to porn or donates to camgirls

javascript is so cancer, though.

are you FUCKING BRAINDEAD?? ARE YOU LACKING REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTIONS? ARE YOU A FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ANOMALY AKA BIG FAT FUCKING RETARD? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO TITS AND COOCHES YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID RETARD

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wanna know how I infered all of this shit just from your post, from a single jpeg you posted? because you're to my intellect as a piece of shit is to a cake, it's not even a fair comparison, son, you're at the level of a subhuman, you're a slimeball, a piece of human shit that sprang legs and started moving around in a stinky way

you're a failed subhuman, you dumb fucker, stop posting on Jow Forums and let me fap in peace you tremendous moron

Sorry, friend, but they need to come with a cute face as well.

im listening to this while reading your posts
youtube.com/watch?v=QF7_tsKaRx8

>and let me fap in peace you tremendous moron

>spilling semen for no reason
low iq subhuman

imagine being this guy imagine being so stupid that an autist like me, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, can guess your level of intelligence and even guess that you pay twitch/instawhores so that you receive attention, and I probably even guessed right that this guy is a pathetic manlet with a small penis who is too shy to even visit a prostitute

I bet you'll have performance anxiety even with prositutes, son

why do you still wanna live? isn't it kinda pointless?

you're so incompetent as a male that you can't find porn on the goddamned internet

well then MAYBE you should just STOP FUCKING POSTING IT!! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT YOU FAGGOT FUCKING FAGGOT FAG FAG FAGGOT FAG FAGGOT FUCK! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THSI SHIT THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK I AM TIRED OF SEEING THREADS ON Jow Forums WITH CLOTHED GIRLS ON IT WITH NO FUCKING PORN BEHIND IT ITS A TEASE ITS A FUCKING ILLUSTRIOUS BLUE BALL THAT I AM BOMBARDED WITH DAY IN DAY OUT AND I CANT FUCKING FILTER THEM STP FUCKING PSTING IT BECAUSE I FIND YOU GRAB YOUR HEAD AND SMASH IT

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TOO STUPID TO FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET
TOO STUPID TO GET A JOB
TOO STUPID TO OWN A HOUSE
TOO STUPID TO HAVE SEX
TOO STUPID TO EVEN DONATE MONEY TO CAMGIRLS THAT ACTUALLY GET NAKED ON CAMERA
TOO STUPID TO DO FUCKING ANYTHING

>i don't fuck pussy anymore
>i dont pay for pussy. I fuck for free.
nigga you're too dumb to find porn on the internet, who the fuck do you think you're fooling?

>Just found her on /wsg/
you do know that Jow Forums also has other boards, such as /hr/, /s/, /gif/, /b/, etc. right? right, you stupid fucker? you do know you can see pussy IRL or on the internet,right? if so, then why the fuck do you post hideous instawhores on Jow Forums? why? why, you stupid bastard?

Indeed. Though Firefox still runs like garbage on my machine regardless of using no script. I have heard that OpenBSD's binary of Firefox was sluggish, but it actually was running smoothly at first.

>go to /sm/ thread
>not expecting much but still expecting posts to be connected to software minimalism in general
>bunch of idiots bitching about porn, instawhores and fapping
why do you even come to Jow Forums you faggots, just kys already so we can have nice things

Get a life, kid. No one cares about """technology""" to the extent that they would want to discuss it in a non-professional setting, let alone have a whole board on a forum dedicated to it.

be OP
>wow man she showing her legs holy shit she has a dumb instawhore basic bitch look on her face trying to appear disheveled, sensual, sexy, obscene wow wow wow my pee pee, what's happening mommy? my pee pee is becoming the BIG PEE PEE!
>wowowoowowoow sshe placed her hand near her puxxy wowowowow what a tease, very romantic, this is what I need, pussy is too "direct" and in theface for me, I need subtlety, I need a je ne sais quois, I need a, hmm
>I need a dumb twitch/instawhore with a dumb look on her face, with defective body deposites caused by excess estrogen from our food, I need a sedentary bitch with an average body and a dumb shit look on her face!
>it's the best I can find on the internet, no porn exdists, man! I tried to fin' it but is too hard for my tiny brain! I'm a tiny man, 1.70/5'6 with a tiny pecker but I can fap really well to clothed women I found on instagram just watch, you meanie!

The thread was doomed from the beginning because OP posted that shit picture.

im laughing so hard. Good thing i did post her. I thought it was a copypasta

also you're probably a failed CS moron that tries to pretend he's competent by shitposting on Jow Forums/ about "minimalism", "cyberpunk", "cybersec" and other dumb, moronic shit

if you're too dumb to find porn on the internet I guarantee it that you're too dumb to achieve anything in life, you'll have a lackluster, subhuman, ape-tier career, you'll suck on the fat, throbbing cock of managers your entire life, you'll wage your life away son! see you in hell you stupid fucking bastard

caffiene overdose

University is bloat.
CS is a useless degree

OP: my pee pee ffeels good when I rub it like this, and it gets bigger and shoots out yogurt when I rub it to the insta lady, yes, I call her lady because she is an ANGEEEEL! she's not a whore, she's an intellectual, she's a lady, a refined piece of ass! I would NEEVR fap to shit I found on pornhub, man!

Have you considered the fact that maybe he just found the picture aesthetically pleasing, and he never fapped to it, nor has he the intention to do so?

yeah, the 10 different job offers I got from doing fuck all besides going to uni and having 2 internships on my cv are "bloat", you futureless loser

you can't even find porn on the internet, man, who the fuck do you think you are?

can't wait for his response

are you fucking retarded man? why the fuck you would find a dumb instawhore "aesthetically" pleasing you fucking moron? women aren't flowers, beauty isn't just about a vagina or a pair of tits, the woman needs to convey something, a bit of intelligence, if you want to admire her "beauty", that's my point, you either fap to whores you find online or you don't give them attention at ALL you fucking loser

imagine being so fucking stupid and imagine having such shitty subhuman peasant tastes that you find INSTAWHORES "AESTHETIC" HOLY FUCK MAN

SORRY BUT

hAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN WJAT TH UUFKC FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A

INSTAWHORES ARE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING FOR MILLENIALS LMAO MAN

imagine being a millenial like you, looking at a dumb insta crackwhore and finding her aesthetic, I bet you look at her pose and think she's "sensual" when in reality, to a man like me, she looks dumber than the average highway prostitute

holy fuck man

imgaine being so fuckunig stupid that you admire a crackwhore as if it was a flower

the "aesthetics" of instawhores

wow

WOW!

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, MAN WOW!

PHEW

toomuch, too myuch my man kek what the fuck man whay the fuck!

>you can't even find porn on the internet, man

Porn is degenerate

blessed thread.

You're the one on crack
Look how you type, kek

thats what im saying. I don't like that browser.

this is too much man, I don;'t know why the fuck people stress so much about global warming and fucking ice ages, you are shut a dumb generation that:

1. youcan't even find porn online, can't even find pictures of actual pussies and tits
2. can't get a job
3. find instawhores "aesthetic" ahahha still laugingh, I'm barely able of typing this shit out man what th efuck ahahhahahahah the aesthetics of instagram bitches lmao
4. you're too dumb to donate to camgirls and instead donate to "purer" twtich whores
5. you're so stupid, your tastes are so bland, disgusting and puerile that you view an instawhore as I'd view a pure princess,a refined woman

bro

I view instawhores as whores, hence that name, it's analytic a priori shit man, it's in the definition, instawhore

i treat instawhores as whores, I view the women you respect as being in the same category as highway prostitutes and low-price escorts

your tastes are subhuman

your intelligence is beneath that of a fermented turd in a jenkem bottle

you're as smart as a wooden table leg

you can't find porn on the internet

you find instawhores "aesthetic"

if the ancient greek sculptors would've seen this shit they would've killed you by throwing marble blocks at your head until you died, you fucking moron

how the fuck can you find an insta-crackwhore aesthetic?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipedema

there, I just gave you a new keyword, search for thata on the internet and prepare to find some really good fap material, you aesthetician

you're a subhuman troglodyte, I write for catharsis because whenever I encounter shitheaded crack cunts like you IRL or on the internet I receive a little bit of extra tension that accumulates

I#m fuucking tired of ths because I can't even fap properly because you idiots with shit tastes are everywhere, you're like fucking ants, I dropped a few crumbs and the ant colony is here, the normie army the pewdiepie crackwhores start invading my shit

suck my dick you failed normalfag

you instagram aesthetician, kek

thank god I wasn't born as stupid as you were, god damn it!thank you jesus! feels sooooo gooooooood man

Thanks only reason I'm here

What do you use?

Recently removed firefox and use surf

wow man imagine being such a huge failure that you find instagram/twich whores "aesthetic", to quote the illustrious user that posted this literary gem right here: yes, instagram whores are "aesthetic", they're superior women, they're refined women! it's BAD to place them in the same category as highway prostitutes and low-cost escorts, nah man, you're out of line!

hows surf doing for you, it does not have ad blockers? how are you managing

where are the mods at. fuck

this video is just sad, you're pathetic man, you'll never have 1.90/6'3, you'll always be a loser, you're gonna have a sad, sad life, man, if you'll ever get a wife she'll cheat on you and your kids will be born pitch-black, they're gonna be nignogs and you're gonnabe too stupid to even question that, you're going to be ok with it because you're too stupid to even know how to google for porn, piggot

oh no, baby wanna cry? so, let's summarize
millenials can't:
1. google for porn
2. have sex irl or see pussy online
3. stop donating to twitch/instawhores that never get nude and never give them anything in return, not even 1 sec of attention
4. find a job
5. stop being manbabies and instead cry when they see strings of alphanumeric characters on imageboards because they feel insulted

/sage

wow, she has legs and hips! bettervenerate her, man! in 2018 there's a scarcity in online porn, you can't even find low quality jpegs of pussies anymore! tuff times, fellow millenial friends! btw, what do you guys think of the latest instagram update? pretty cool right? I post stories every day man! wow wow wow! thanks, internet! humanity is cool!

hi guys, I started printing pics of this fine, intellectual, refined and special lady right here... I pray to her every day and I donate 10cc of cum every week to her temple

what else can I do?

i want to be the best slave to her pussy

i already post her on Jow Forums

i already dream about her, I already donate her all of my money that I don't use up on rent, food, etc. all of my savings go to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how can I be a better slave, man? how? how please how how how?????? how, giuys?

I'm thinking about using surf too and just using Pi hole for blocking ads, but my biggest issue is that I can't watch youtube videos or post here with surf.

well played, OP.