Mom is asking for an "mp3 cord" for Christmas. What would you get?

>tfw you notice she is keeping the crusts he refuses to eat on her plate

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why does he look like a chink ?

I'll show you later.

my parent did this when i was a kid and the crust was too hard to eat because of my baby teeth
the crust is the best part though

me on the left

That's probably his care taker. He's probably severely handicapped and this is an outing to help him to be comfortable with the outside world. Kids almost certainly 100% full retard.

>looking like you're 60 when you're 40

Pretty good actually

that is exactly the face I made when i saw that she was keeping her sons crustes on her plate to keep others from noticing. she would rather appear fickle than let others know her son is a child.

No asian male wants to live past 20

Hha omg what a hooooooor

>shows leg
Whore!!

you dungoof'd

>chink
because she got chinked

because he's spending time with a curvy blonde, while you sit at home typing alone, in a cell, interlinked

noice

My point was everyone else ages like milk

White men are attractive at any age
Asian men are attractive at no age

>What would you get?
More information from her about what MP3 player she has and what she wants to connect it to.

say that to my face white boi

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She probably means aux cable.

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Can't say it to your face when you died young.

I show her pictures of various types of cables and tell her to point to the type she is talking about.

>halfie
lol

pretty white lady has ugly gook kid...why tho

Anything you fucking brainlet

t.faggot

Headphones

Nope, asian woman and men always look younger but when they reach sixties they end up like monster.

I bet he uses Arch

he's wearing a minecraft shirt, it's pretty obvious he's autistic.

this

if she says "mp3 cord" there's no way she knows what an aux cable is for. she probably means earphones

why is it suspended off the floor

>inb3 lurk moar

>he doesn't know

The snake does not like touching the floor

I would guess that you have tiny pets, like cockroaches, and they need a path.

>The snake does not like touching the floor

then it needs to die and be reincarnated as a bird, cuz snek love floor.

vibrations from the floor distort
>muh snakeoil audio quality

because audiophiles are idiots

>snek love floor
While you would be correct if we were talking about some ordinary snake but the snake in question is no ordinary snake. It is in fact the one and only Audiophilius Cablius, a very rare breed only found in the homes of audiophiles, hence its name.
The Audiophilius Cablius is very sensitive and must at all times be kept off the floor or it might get upset and believe me, the last thing you want is an upset Audiophilius Cablius.

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Tell her it doesn't exist and if she can't explain it better then she gets nothing. Then when she tells you not to talk to her like that, you should fly off the handle and say things like 'this is why dad left you' and other things to that effect. Oh, make sure other family members are sitting around the table eating and enjoying themselves when you do this. Christmas is a time for family after all.

because it costs more that way

Sure she would know, it's the cable so her MP3 can play over the car stereo, or the home stereo, either from her phone, or the mp3 player.

>hen when she tells you not to talk to her like that, you should fly off the handle and say things like 'this is why dad left you' and other things to that effect.

Dad hasn't left her yet. Though sometimes I hear him having phone sex with another woman when mom isn't home.

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she doesn't own an MP3 player as far as I know

best answer so far.

>phone sex
wat

Then get back at your dad by fucking her when he isnt home

Sound is better with $500 gold plated cables supported by $50 standoffs.

People will tell you I'm retarded, but they're just poor and jealous I can afford the best.

She means an aux cord for her car. This is the fault of car companies labeling the input for an quarter inch aux cord on the car with "MP3" like fucking dumbasses.

>ACTUALLY WHAT YOU'RE CALLING LOONUX...
comes to mind.

>This is the fault of car companies labeling the input for an quarter inch aux cord on the car with "MP3" like fucking dumbasses.

does subaru do this?

I don't understand the pride people take in eating shitty crust. It's empty carbs, if you don't like it then don't eat it. If the crust is really awesome i'll eat it. Otherwise my dog gets to enjoy it.

>eating shitty crust. It's empty carbs

bread is the staff of life son. and pizza crust can be rather tasty.

I'm not sure, but it's fairly likely.

>Otherwise my dog gets to enjoy it.

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>me at work when fucking Stacy asks if we have ox cords.
I always ask if she means male to male 3.5mm jack cables because I never before heard the name aux cable and the packages don't say aux cable so where the fuck did she learn to say this

I know why you know that line

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>STPeach in 10 years

You talk like a poor person

>I never before heard the name aux

don't worry. John Aaron has you covered.

youtube.com/watch?v=eWQIryll8y8

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me pizzas near and far.
Enjoy my tasty three-cheese treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
Domino's, Little Ceasar's, Happy's, Hungry Howie's,
But of my pizzas none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Pizzas are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Pizzas are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't pizzas, breadsticks or wings.

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That explains a lot.

Why is that cable so thin?

>big ass apparently super-shielded cable
>for ~1 metre
>for dirty-ass AC power
>which has to be filtered and turned into DC anyway
>cables in the walls, which make up most of the wire between the powerline and the amp, will all be unshielded shit as well, it's like gold-plating just the last 5% of the run

I'd probably think she meant one of those little clip on MP3 players you can wear on an armband while running, like the old ipod shuffle/nano.

>using AUX instead of Apple CarPlay or Android Auto
>even regular bluetooth would be respectable
Tell "mom" to buy a modern car instead of driving a 90's Corolla.

a dictionary

fpbp

kek

and this is why there are no white male incel virgins

maybe gook husband makes 6 figures while sean whom she dated in high school only works a trade 7 months of the year and lives in a trailer court

>shitty mains power into big audio snek
Why are audiophiles so dumb?

LEGS

underappreciated

sauce?

>tfw I'm 24 already and I never got my wish of having sex with an older woman

MOMMY

This but unironically.

the floor is dirty infidel

>missed your chance to sleep with your teacher "against your will"

mother of god
it has a break in period
how do i break into this kind of autism for profit business?

>cells within cells, interchinked

Fuck, kek

Easy to say, you're dead

Loved your movies, though

Somebody post the greentext

five of them
one after another

The amount of Asians I see commenting on her shit talking about how she's proof that Asian men are actually the alphas of the world is both hilarious and sad

you misread the situation, she is keeping that shit there since the kid has severe ADD and can't even feed himself without that fucking tablet

>why is it suspended off the floor
because audiophiles are mentally ill