>be me
>mom gets pregnant with my big sister
>names her “destiny”
>got it from some random person on a bus who was talking to somebody on the phone with said name
>couple years later
> I’m born
>mom and dad both decide what to name me
> dad suggests “mavis”
>mom thinks it’s stupid
>”personally don’t think it’s that bad it just wouldn’t go with my last name
> mom instead named me after a country
>and it’s spelled wrong....
>add insult to injury
>middle name is “milan”. Yes as in Milan,Italy
>tfw it couldve been worst
>tfw I could’ve had a ghetto black name
What did your parents name you and why?
Irish
>Because Ireland
my nama jef
Jerome.
nice try mossad
fuck
Noël
they probably fucked on christmas
Also Milan isn't bad, it's special. Also, Milan is beautiful. Especially with your name you should go there. Were you there? I were there two times.
my dad wanted to call me Richard but my Chinese mother said no because all the kids would call me dick
so she named me wang
They named me X because of Y.
Malcolm
Think it was a great-grandad's name or something
It's okay I don't mind it, everyone called me Malcolm in the Middle when I was wee
they named me christian because it was supposed to be my fathers name before my grandparents decided on william
Coconut because I threw a coconut from a moving car thru someone's windshield
No only went to Rome
Adolf, so that they'd never forget.
Do you ever feel remorse/embarrassment for all the stupid shit you did as a young buck?
Retarded incel jr
because
retard
because I'm a retard
But are you a gay retard?
not yet
I was named for two great American figures.
Your name is Chubby Lardass?
But the parents are obliged to give their child a first name.
blimpbutt niggerking?
My first name came from the fact that it was a popular name the year I was born. My middle name is my father's name.
No
Adrian cuz it's easy to say in Spanish and German. Not bad but it's not "Cornelius" so I still cry.
Father is swedish-finnish, that's why I have two more traditionally swedish names rather than finnish. For some reason he wanted to name me Janos, still haven't gotten any clarification on why he wanted to do that.
Luis
>mom liked that name
>Carlos
my cousin said it in the hospital after my birth
Mom was Greek so she named me Athanasios after my grandfather
but that would've been weird so they just kinda changed it to Ethan because it was popular and sounded simlar
Kek
I was named after the car, ironically I don't drive
>be me
>mom gets pregnant with my big sister
>names her “destiny”
>got it from some random person on xbox live who was talking to somebody on the phone with said name
>couple years later
> I’m born
>mom and dad both decide what to name me
> dad suggests “destiny 2"
>mom thinks it’s stupid
>”personally don’t think it’s that bad it just wouldn’t go with my last name
> mom instead named me after a country
>and it’s spelled wrong....
>add insult to injury
>middle name is “Bungie”. Yes as in the game developer
>tfw it couldve been worst
>tfw I could’ve had a bloodborne name