Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

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im not brown

I'm white

I chose life.

I chose Rock

Or did Rock choose you?

because diamond encrusted 24k gold plated v-card

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Alpha Sanchez cucking the beta Chad yet again

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I do. And all it took was change literally everything about myself, from my appearance to the way I act around people and the way I think. No big deal really

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Cause i look and act like a retard

One night stands are better.

Get some self confidence. They love that shit.

I have trust issues
and autism

Agreed. Strings are for faggots.

>Irish
Ireland

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You need a little cocaine in your life

#DeadThread

does cocaine fix autism?

this desu

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i have a boyfriend...

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yea but your dick won't work

everything has a tradeoff you just need to put yourself out there. fyi it's supposed to be uncomfortable at first

Had a gf for two months, broke up before we could fuck, and haven't had another since. Tfw I will probably die virgin but at least I've made contact.

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Too much work and costs, I want to live in a world where the woman pays the bill for the restaurant once without complaining that usually men do this. WELL CLARICE MEN DO ALSO USUALLY GO FOR BETTER PAID JOBS BUT YOU ARE DEMANDING A WOMAN QUOTA.

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I can't have sex with just one girl

I'm brown.... What's your point?

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Beacuse I'm a incel gamer

bump

Because we broke up today

Broke up 2 months ago.

I'm fucking 20 years old, i don't want to get attached to another, so i guess i'll enjoy the single life.

I'm saving up for a robowife and a Porsche
I don't have time for bitch bullshit

I don't even

Look at the op image, dirtman.

Because I actually can have sex with more than one woman