It's my birthday

It's my birthday

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no it isnt
please die

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yes it is
please live

It is tho. I'm 20 today :- D

trannie

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You're really old and decrepit. Happy birthday

I am not. I probably wouldn't survive in Russia if I were one.

Don't make me pull the trigger

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I can see the gray hairs and wrinkles already, bro.
I want to live in Russia but grammar is so fucking difficult. Love you, Toвapищ

You're practically dead

i already tried to pull the trigger but was hospitalized
apparently fucking 9mm doesnt work, even in roof of mouth

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Yeah, the grim reaper keeps sending me letters saying "you're next, old man".
Sorry to hear that, bro. I wish you luck next time

>I want to live in Russia but grammar is so fucking difficult.
Yeah, its pretty complicated. Although I doubt you'd like it here anyway.

It's weird I already past my Prime at the ripe age of 18. So you don't have to worry about the Grim Reaper.

Nah, I like the bleakness of it. Something about it calls to me, especially Siberia. I'd love to visit there. It would be neat to go on the Trans-Siberian Railway
I past my prime as an embreyo

The moment your dad sperm hits your mom's egg is when the Grim Reaper starts putting you on his list to be honest

Maybe even before that. If your dad jacks off, and you're part of that, then boom, you might not even ever be born, bro

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>Irish
Ireland

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No because when your father jacked off he essentially killed billions of billions of your brothers and sisters, you're just one of the lucky ones that survived.

Dude, that's exactly what I meant.
Stop it, you Mick

.......... .......... mistakes were made

Like you? Badam tsh. Jk bro, I'm sure you're great

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