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I want to die
Please do not use an anime image next time. Thank you.
sachiko a shit
>tfw learning COBOL
I'll be sure to use her next time.
BASED
Why is /agdg/ so ill tempered?
nth for nim!
Haskell is the most powerful programming language.
Not everyone is mentally ill in these threads.
programming talk in /agdg/ is like FP talk here.
Triggers the brainlets
Performance anxiety. They know that the market for shovelware indie games was diminished to nothing round about 3 years ago, but they're still all-in and hoping to become the next Papers, Please.
Yeah I don't use C.
>le ebin response XD
kys fucking faggot
What should I make this do next user?
# animegirl.py
# by Jonno, Dec 2018
# talk with Mika, the cute anime girl
# save messages as variables
intro = "Hi! I'm Mika, a cute anime girl!"
ask = "How can I help?"
# begin interactions
print(intro)
print(ask)
Crabs in a bucket
Solve the decidability problem.
write it in C, add an x86 boot sequence and calls to the VGA buffer, and make a waifu operating system. Also, make it pass the turing test.
No.
but like all of your projects you never go through with it
I'm going to go make a snack with that fire.
Fuck C and heil C++
Both great ideas.
I made it tell a joke.
joke = "My dog has no nose. It smells terrible!"
Mate, where do you think you are?
Sepplescucks belong in .
C++ is still unstable after 35 years, why would I trust a language that can't seem to implement a single feature without being rife with bugs?
I made this for you, /dpt/!
>Le oh-so-funny trap forced-meme
It's shit.
I don't understand this.
currently 2/3 here
the pink plastic is a bit too gaudy for me. is it available in other colors?
I love Sachiko!
I fell for the Nim meme and it is actually pretty fun.
So do you have a total of 3 users now?
nim is a great language. Hoping it gains popularity.
>the pink plastic is a bit too gaudy for me.
It's not like anyone is going to see it.
good lad.
1 2 3 Checks out.
slow and steady.
You've probably plateaued at this point. At least you beat D's record of 2 users globally.
There's atleast two others here that use D. So we're tied. dedlang takeover soon.
No, the other guy was arrested for breaking into a mortuary.
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get new jokes m8
A language power's mesurable by the speed of his compiled application.
ALL HAIL ASSEMBLY.
Lisp is the most powerful programming language.
It's a total mystery why Rust got all the hype that D deserved. D has every feature Rust has, and then some. And it compiles and runs so much faster.
>asm
>1:1 correspondence with machine code assuming no virtual opcodes
>Garbage collected
>Aping C++, the worst language is existence
D deserves absolutely nothing.
Rust has mozilla, and a certain political group. plus D didn't shove buzzwords down everyone's throats constantly, and also didin't guerrilla/zerg market like Rust did with sending reps out to every conference to shill. And Yes as the other user said, The GC turns people away instantly. But unlike Rust, D is actually a very good language, that's very nice to write and maintain, so in the long-run it has a much better chance than Rust. Plus @nogc work is ongoing.
D's syntax is more inline with C# ,than Sepples.
I do agree that Walter is wasting time with c++ interop though, but what can you do.
you guys are doing the advent of code problem in 10 minutes, right?
you can actually program... right?
desde
>advent of code
What would be the point of that?
Who the fuck cares about that? I don't need to prove myself to anybody.
Go back to your containment thread.
>asm
>compiled
>sending reps out to every conference to shill
You've hit the nail on the head, D should do this
hey the macro preprocessor counts for something at least, doesn't it?
Honestly, I'm not even sure D has the people.
There's plenty of "senior" members who contribute to the compiler and are considered quasi-core members. But ultimately they have their own lives and are just volunteers. Walter and Andrei are the only real "core", but Andrei's still at Facebook. But a lot of Rust talks I've watched, the reps don't all seem like programmers, or atleast core-quality ones. They seem more like PR who've been extensively trained on the basics and how to answer all the usual questions. And I don't want D to make that mistake.
correct me if i'm wrong but literally the whole point of rust and the only real reason you'd use it over c/c++ is the compile-time memory safety without GC aspect
what's that got to do with D?
Yeah, probably. I was just being smart.
D is every bit as safe as Rust, just use @safe
And it does fine without a GC, just use @nogc
Facebook is running millions of lines of D and it could easily spare a few documentation writers to show off at conferences
Read
news.ycombinator.com
Autor D is on it
D has @safe and @trusted function attributes
Each basically enforce Rules you can't break inside the function to assert guarantees.
dlang.org
dlang.org
They also wrote their sepples preprocessor in D. But D's not their main lang, nor are they trying to be a main force behind it. Andrei just has a lot of clout so he is allowed / trusted to incorporate it.
I always see that news.ycombinator site. What the fuck is it?
It's a minimized fork of the Slashdot codebase run by the creator of C++
Employed Jow Forums plus drugs and startups shills
reddit clone like voat for cs incels
D is fucking RISING. YAS BITCH.
>working
Good one. I want to be the Lance Armstrong of programming. What drugs do I take?
Vitamin D
Adderall
Microdose LSD. It literally made me a superhero.
Before LSD
>racist
>wasted time on Jow Forums
>programmed for like 1 hour a day
After LSD:
>not racist anymore
>Jow Forums disgusts me
>program for at least 8 hours a day.
>creative
Heroin, or krokodil if you're on a budget.
>A thread full of weebo posting circle jerk.
Show me you code /dpt/, now!
that's not very nice language user.
*kicks you out of your own project*
>Cure schizophrenia
livescience.com
I'm doing stuff for my job, and while it's open source, I don't really want to post it here.
Meritocracy in open source was to expels "ideas guy" now ideas persons can infest open source as "mananger"
What are some good books for c++? I only know the basics like loops, functions, arrays, pointers, classes/objects etc. Want to at least learn enough to start a project like a game of snake. I have this one infograph. Is it any good?
no programmers in here
they're all in the advent of code thread
Let me tell you a secret brainlet... Don't read books to learn a language. Once you know the basics, just CODE.
can someone explain this meme?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
its not a meme, not everything is a meme, its just java
How to change font on vscode?
attempt 1 (One) search in the settings and see what happens.
Yes sir! Learn by doing, thanks
>not everything is a meme
Or is it?
>weebtards
>programming anything
lul
>all those books dedicated to a shitlang
the human race has failed
>he needs a language to make sure his types are safe
where is the settings?
# animegirl.py
# by Jonno, Dec 2018
# talk with Mika, the cute anime girl
# save messages as variables
intro = "Hi! I'm Mika, a cute anime girl!"
ask = "How can I help?\n"
confused = "I don't understand"
joke = "My dog has no nose. It smells terribly!"
# begin interactions
print(intro)
while 1:
userInput = input(ask)
if userInput == "exit":
exit()
elif userInput == "joke":
print(joke)
else:
print(confused, userInput, ".")
>she needs an assembler to generate machine code for her
>they need a computer to perform calculations for them
>she wasn't the first to instantiate a Turing machine