What technology related Christmas present do you want this year?

What technology related Christmas present do you want this year?

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a gentoo penguin

tshirt with the gentoo logo on it

her socks

wouldn't it be funny if she sat on my face haha

programming socks

a gf

yep
gotta go with this
getting a bf and buying her programming socks
fuck thots

I'm going to have to sell off some of my technology to have enough to feed myself.
Food would be a nice present.
So hungry...

Really long socks

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that would be weird haha imagine the smell

sauce

I want a second Raspberry Pi and a copy of DNS and BIND from O'Reilly, but my family doesn't really do the whole present thing anymore. I'll probably just buy that shit myself with the Christmas money I get from my dying grandma. Assuming she hasn't gone too senile at this point.

I really want a boyfriend this year :(
a boyfriend to find me irresistably attractive
a boyfriend that is so warm kind and friendly
a boyfriend that only has to smile at me to make me tee-hee and turn to jello

suck my balls you dumb broad

I'm a male though!

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It took me longer to type out this reply then it did to find out it's Paige Spiranac

but will you wear programming socks?

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a sex robot

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only if I was told I was cute

Why?

This

Mmm, that botnet sure sounds convenient!

A girlfriend.

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an MX ergo.
Also, maybe a laptop stand.

one of these bad boys

think of the possibilities

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Already got it an Elecom Huge, I can tell already that I'm never going back

I can't think of any possibilities for a rock.

USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

I can.

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A respectable woman that I'd be proud to introduce to my family.

would really like to get a NAS device and some drives

It's moments like these that make me realize how rich I truly am. Thank you for perspective, user.

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sauce?

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I want to believe

Why does Jow Forums attract sodomites like flies to shit?
It genuinely baffles me.

I'm just naturally attracted to people of my own gender. It makes sense.
I've tried to be attracted to vagina but I just can't