>be australian
>eat strawberries
>die
Be australian
Hudson Cox
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Brandon Evans
>be australian
>encounter any wildlife at all
>die
Robert Flores
>Be Australian
>Don't exist
>Can't die because don't exist
Hunter Cooper
>be australian
>new zealander says australia is bad
>go home and cry
>whip out some crack, that stuff always makes ya feel better
>die of overdose
Brandon Cox
>be american
>being butthurt because everyone jokes with be american get shot
>make a mongoloid meme about australians dying
>nobody finds it funny
>get shot
Asher Perez
>be chilean
>rob bank
>get shot out on the way
>you're mask falls off
>the police see you feeling
>get shot in the legs again
>get arrested and raped by bubba
Luke Scott
>be australian
>let chinks in with working visas
>chinks put needles in strawberry because pajeets stealing chinks jobs and chink wants revenge
>tfw backfires after 4 days
>tfw prison for minimum 10 years
Austin Roberts
>you're
when actually meaning
>your
>also american so get shot
Jackson Baker
Every show I see about Australian customs officers is about sending the Asians away again. How did one get in?
Ian Adams
she immigrated here in 1998, been flying under the radar all that time till she decided to pull this stunt. shes like 70 or something
Jaxon Rivera
>be
>die
quick reminder that we're all gonna die sometime regardless of nationality
Robert Rogers
geez, you must be fun at parties
Robert Adams
i think it's a very comforting thought that even the most beautiful, rich and successful person on earth will die one day
Oliver Hill
I'm joking, you are right. we are not free until this fact is really apprehended
Noah Lopez
A sleeper agent? Makes a lot of sense. Thanks!
Camden Roberts
Luis Rivera
Jose Foster
Carter Hall
Nolan Price
>Be Chilean
>Get thrown off helicopter
Leo Cruz
>be chilean
>die in an original way
>be american
>just get shot